Screwed...

[Graham]

She had sex with someone else on your bed? I would have thrown anyone that did that to me out of my house and shoot at them with my bb gun as they run away naked.

Also grow a sack.

[Blacksheepboy]

BE A MAN, GIVE IN TO HATE. I dunno, something from an Ayreon song. Anyway,

I agree with the vast majority on this one. It's best for both of you actually. Well, unless she is completely homeless or something.

[jrgp]

She had sex with someone else on your bed? I would have thrown anyone that did that to me out of my house and shoot at them with my bb gun as they run away naked.

Also grow a sack.

I don't see what the big deal is here. It's not like it was two guys, or a guy and a girl even. It was two chicks.

I don't see why a heterosexual male wouldn't want to sleep in pussy juice remnants. I just don't get it.

[Centurion]

I don't see why a heterosexual male wouldn't want to sleep in pussy juice remnants. I just don't get it.

There's a point that that sentence. Looks like some guys are just not 100% hetero...

[Graham]

She had sex with someone else on your bed? I would have thrown anyone that did that to me out of my house and shoot at them with my bb gun as they run away naked.

Also grow a sack.

I don't see what the big deal is here. It's not like it was two guys, or a guy and a girl even. It was two chicks.

I don't see why a heterosexual male wouldn't want to sleep in pussy juice remnants. I just don't get it.

1. Not every straight male is that desperate for contact that they would settle for the leave behinds of someone elses sex.
2. It's not a straight or gay issue it's a respect issue.

[Blacksheepboy]

1. Not every straight male is that desperate for contact that they would settle for the leave behinds of someone elses sex.
2. It's not a straight or gay issue it's a respect issue.

Gah, fuck, thank you. Ditto.

[LeetFidle]

1. Not every straight male is that desperate for contact that they would settle for the leave behinds of someone elses sex.
2. It's not a straight or gay issue it's a respect issue.

Gah, f**k, thank you. Ditto.

exactly....

[Smegma]

She can't even drink 2 beers, what kind of woman is she?

[100% not captain ben]

she should be making my dinner and bringing me beers, thats what

dude who made this lezzy-loving thread, i can't remeber your name but i will give you advice for your situation. i even read the whole thing to make sure no one else has given you this bomb dot com advice
get really drunk and rock up at where she is and tell her you need to talk. sit her down and tell her you're a woman too and you're also a lesbian... then stand up and pull your pants down BUT MAKE SURE YOU HAVE YOUR NADS TUCKED BETWEEN YOUR LEGS this is crucial.

it will work. believe in me and thank me later.

anyway if shes hot and around 20 years old shes a filthy liar and pretending to be a lesbian for attention keep that in mind and just get her really drunk instead

[DarkCrusade]

Your wit makes me smile, yet this seems to be the worst advice.. he's not talking about sex, he's talking about a more serious relationship (do not mistake this :3)

[LeetFidle]

Your wit makes me smile, yet this seems to be the worst advice.. he's not talking about sex, he's talking about a more serious relationship (do not mistake this :3)

correct, sex isnt anything on my mind right now. thank you Dark.

[Blacksheepboy]

Your wit makes me smile, yet this seems to be the worst advice.. he's not talking about sex, he's talking about a more serious relationship (do not mistake this :3)

Good thing it's opposite day, or I'd have to agree.

[Graham]

Your wit makes me smile, yet this seems to be the worst advice.. he's not talking about sex, he's talking about a more serious relationship (do not mistake this :3)

correct, sex isnt anything on my mind right now. thank you Dark.

Good because she friendzoned you and if she wanted you in the first place she would have made a move on you. You have no chance, move on.

[demoniac93]

Your wit makes me smile, yet this seems to be the worst advice.. he's not talking about sex, he's talking about a more serious relationship (do not mistake this :3)

correct, sex isnt anything on my mind right now. thank you Dark.

Good because she friendzoned you and if she wanted you in the first place she would have made a move on you. You have no chance, move on.

It's too late to apologize...
Oops, sorry, wrong lyrics.

[LeetFidle]

Update: my roommate stole her.

[Espadon]

And how does that make you feel?

[LeetFidle]

like i wanna stick a nail in my roommates face?

[100% not captain ben]

i told you she was probably going to be a lying attention whore pretending to be a minge muncher

can't stop laughing

[Graham]

How can your roommate steal what was never yours? You had your chance and showed you had no backbone, its your own fault. Believing anything else is just a delusion, a creepy delusion at that. I can see why she didn't like you.

[LeetFidle]

How can your roommate steal what was never yours? You had your chance and showed you had no backbone, its your own fault. Believing anything else is just a delusion, a creepy delusion at that. I can see why she didn't like you.

Wow i never realized that you sound like a total tool when you talk.