ever heard of an autumn surprise?

[100% not captain ben]

its when you find someone passed out and shit down the back of their pants

i suppose you could spew down there instead but the whole idea is to make them think they shat themselves plus i didn't feel like spewing

[a-4-year-old]

Why don't you just find a way to make them shit themselves?

[Graham]

Glass bottom boat:

Someone lays under a glass table, someone takes a dump on top of the glass table.

When I was in the army people loved talking about stuff like this. I have plenty of them I just don't remember the names.

[100% not captain ben]

arabian meat goggles- while you're getting head sit on her forehead so your balls sit on top of her eyes

arabian mudslide- do the thing above but start shitting

[jrgp]

Beverly Hills Twister - Get a chick that thinks she is God's gift to men. While tagging her from behind, stick both index fingers in her ass digging out as much s**t as possible. Then stick your fingers up her nostrils and tell her, "You think your s**t don't stink now, b***h?"

Boston Pancake - After s**tting on her, apply the syrup (cum)

Burt, The - Named after the Sesame street character. After you have sloppy anal sex you take your s**tty dick and slap it between their eyes giving them a fecal unibrow.

(way more on Encyclopedia Dramatica's article "List of sex moves")

[croat1gamer]

Zagreb coffee break.
Beat that. jrgp