Drunken Fight Club: Beware!

[echo_trail]

So I went out for beers with the boys last night. It was much like any other night out, and as usual, we were drunk off our minds. The atmosphere was static, especially since a lot of kids had just graduated highschool, and as it is tradition, they were out celebrating. All good and well. As you'd expect, fights were springing up everywhere, and seeing as I'm not the fighting type, all we could do was laugh about it and return to our drinks. At some point it just became enough though, and somehow we agreed that we should show these kids what a proper fight is all about. Rather than taking it out on these youngsters we didn't know, and had no beef with in the first place, we decided in all our drunken wisdom, that we should fight eachother. A sort of Fight Club, if you will. Retarded, I know, but damn did it make sense at the time. So my two friends Christian and Kasper faced eachother, and I faced Nikolai. Groundrules were established, such as no kicking, no hitting in the groin, no hitting directly at the nose, that whole deal.

Things start of well, and we go about jabbing eachother a bit, just to feel it out. Things get a little wilder, and the hard punches start coming. I get a good right hook in, and Niko drops to the ground. He's a little dizzy, so I help him up, and we decide we'd better return to the drinks - a wise choice, but a late one.

At around 7am we're on our way home from the pub, and we decide to go for breakfast. Niko complains he can't chew the bread, and we figure he's just taken a good one - nothing serious. So, he calls me up 10 minutes ago and says I owe him a beer. I ask "what for?" and he says, "I'm at the hospital, and my jaw is broken.."

So, lesson learned. Stick to the drinks.

[a-4-year-old]

First rule of drunken fight club, warn everyone about drunken fight club.

[Centurion]

But no. fo real. Good to read. Usually I don't like to read long text but this one was really good and entertaining. I guess you can't control your punch strength while bein' drunk.

[echo_trail]

A little update: 2 weeks eating through a straw, and Monday he'll know if he requires surgery. I am the worlds greatest friend.

[Centurion]

So, he calls me up 10 minutes ago and says I owe him a beer. I ask "what for?" and he says, "I'm at the hospital, and my jaw is broken.."

This story must be fake because how can you talk with a broken jaw?

[echo_trail]

Beats me. He mumbles a bit, but it's not actually too unclear when he talks. I guess when you think about it you don't actually have to move your jaw to speak.

[Blue-ninja]

Would have been a different story if you punched him in the throat.

I think it's kind of cool that you broke something, despite not being a fighter like you said and all...

[smiluu]

This story must be fake because how can you talk with a broken jaw?

Broken doesnt mean unusable

[Centurion]

Offtopic: Both of my legs are broken, can I walk?

[-Major-]

Offtopic: Both of my legs are broken, can I walk?

when they are healed, or if you support your legs with something, however, it would be very painful.

[Centurion]

Sticks wouldn't help because sticks don't have toes that would keep you in balance. So either way, you can't walk.

[Espadon]

You use your larynx and tongue to create sound and then articulate it. You don't absolutely need to use your jaw, otherwise there would be no such things as ventriloquists.

Your analogy is bad, Centurion.

[Centurion]

But it still would hurt. So yeah. I win

[Lord Frunkamunch]

Because "causes pain" might as well mean "humanly impossible".

you're logics are impeccable my freind

[Mittsu]

you dont feel/dont care about pain when you're really drunk

[Neosano]

Offtopic: Both of my legs are broken, can I walk?

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