Poem & Rhyme Thread

[DarkCrusade]

The secret - dude
  And not to sound rude
More lies in what you
  Never would consider
    - as stupid spam -
And once and for all
  Not on Twitter

[Farah]

You're like a hopeless dreamer, staring in divine light,
You suffer from hindsight from this assigned fight,
Your bars are benign, while I recite malign s**te,
You're alligned to the sidelines, you're just a fleabite;
I'm on my feet like a feline, rolling in the twilight,
I designed the guideline, you can't get it timed right,
Infinite crimes I indict, hip-hop in daylight;
My lyrics define and refine - highlight the limelight.

I'm the cashmere to your linen - much to your disdain,
I jeer at your fear, I'm ruling your domain,
The final frontier, the feigned membrane
of society's queer mundane monarch reign;
Revere the shakesperean bloodstain, inane pain,
Lyrics restrained, appear to be insane,
To the naked ear, profanity remains;
For my homies' peer, my melody regains.

You f**king pusssies down under were torn asunder,
You're rap is a blunder while I spit f**king thunder,
When you spit a bar I wonder, should I f**king shun ya,
I'm suddenly getting plundered while my lyrics f**king gun ya.

Yeah I'm gettin' plundered, by your b***h you see,
Poetic and metaphorically by my wizardy,
Philosophically f**king her like it's Paizuri,
Mammary copulation 'cos you f**k her flaccidly.

You're embalmed in my theology, like tutankhamun,
My sadistic bars expand on me, they're like a typhoon,
Utilising sublime logic, to which you're immune,
You're neurotically inferior, the mass to my commune,
Psychologically spoon-feeding you my monsoon,
Of musically enchanced barrage of impugn,
"Lyrically challanged" eight-bar platoons,
I'm spittin' harpoons from the moons of neptune.

these are some rhymes i wrote 2 years ago :/

[fulro]

Farah u raping nice...

[Wraithlike]

Farah u raping nice...

I agree completely. I read through that and afterwards I felt like I was just made subject to some good raping.

(Seriously, it's rare when a typo/misspelling makes something more accurate, but this is one of those times.)

[Mittsu]

I'm spittin' harpoons from the moons of neptune.

lol

[Farah]

i am quite the rapist

[fulro]

I try to Rhyme some couple time
it ain't gotta the beat sometime
at least i do my best fool
don't screw around with the old school fool
i give my word here it is
dissing me ain't gonna stop
i put my gun into your head POP POP!
now stop it bitch before i ditch you bitch
listen up, turn around you crazy pig
now beg and dig your grave
look man, now finish your job
before i call your pop, bob




 

[Atticus]

This girl is pretty hot,
I'd like to fuck her twat.
I will lay her on my bed,
and then i'll get some head.

She'll say "Is that all you've got?"
and I'll say "No ma'am, it's not."
Then I'll lay her on her back,
and feed her a creamy snack.

[Blacksheepboy]

Herp
Derp
sex

[STM1993]

And from the blinding light, emerged a timeless beauty.
Sensing my suffering, she approached me.
I looked up, and saw in her gentle eyes an offer I could not refuse.
With my compliance, she smiled, and held me in her arms.
Slowly, I could feel my suffering no more,
as I become locked in an embrace with this beautiful stranger…
Forever.

^ I wonder if anyone knows what the hell I'm talking about here.

[smiluu]

You hold your c**t back, why?
Because my cock is wrapped on a barbwire?
Just be a man and give it a try.
It will feel very good, hay I'm not a liar.
Oh, honey cmoon! Don't be so f**king retarded.
Just get on top me and dance.
Please my cock and you will be awarded.
You'll get to see my shiny glans!
Do it well and I might even hold back the rape.
If that won't do, I can make you a dinner.
Oh, ofcourse. You can't eat with all that tape.
s**t dudes, ain't this rhyme a winner?

[Gucci]

Jump into my ass
When the world mourns and dreams fail
Jump into my ass