Yes. If we don't find that detonator, everyone in the town of South Park is going to die. Forever.
I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
-You guys! You guys! We have got problems of biblical proportions!
-Dude, where have you been?
-I've been counting. Do you know there are 205 Mexicans here? And there are 190 black people.
-So what?
-So? Guess how many white people are at the water park today? 143! There are actually more minorities here than us!
-Well then they're not minorities, are they?
-What do you mean?
-Dumbass! If there's 60% of them to 40% of us, then who's the minority?
-The black and brown people.
-No, you're the minority!
-Do I look like a minority to you, stupid?
Benjamin Franklin: I believe that if we are to form a new country, we cannot be a country that appears war-hungry and violent to the rest of the world. However, we also cannot be a country that appears weak and unwilling to fight, to the rest of the world. So, what if we form a country that appears to want both.
Thomas Jefferson: Yes, yes of course, we go to war and protest going to war at the same time....
Benjamin Franklin: And that means that as a nation, we could go to war with whomever we wished, but at the same time act like we didn't want to. If we allow the people to protest what the government does, then the country will be forever blameless.
John Adams: It's like having your cake and eating it too.
Anonymous Hick Redneck Founding Father: Think of it: an entire nation founded on saying one thing and doing another.
John Hancock: And we will call that country the United States of America.
south park is a goldmine of funny quotes
