Retarded Lines #1

[Blacksheepboy]

Proof that stick figures fulfill the roles of comic heroes perfectly.

[a-4-year-old]

Flawless execution! A real master of pacing, writing and inking comics.

[Blacksheepboy]

So I win the prize?

[jrgp]

I feel xkcd does a better job.

[ds dude]

Yeah that was awesome, sure beats the hell out of that other one.

[{LAW} Gamer_2k4]

I feel xkcd does a better job.

Ouch.  That's a low blow right there.

[jrgp]

I feel xkcd does a better job.

Ouch.  That's a low blow right there.

 - What he has up here aren't really stick figures. Notice how the chick has a dress on. And sticks are thin; these guys are fat. They're shit figures!
 - They aren't smooth or consistent
 - He fails at showing both motion (arrow wtf?) and emotion
 - The font conflicts. Either learn to have really f**king good handwriting and use that or use a comic'ish font. (but not arial)
 - Real life doesn't really have this sort of situation. Seems like stuff is missing, especially between slides #4 and #5

[Blacksheepboy]

I would have made it a gif to elaborate the awesome drawings further, but that's too much effort.

[{LAW} Gamer_2k4]

I'm not disagreeing with you jrgp; I just think XKCD is severely overrated.

[Blacksheepboy]

Here are a few more lines.

"Hey, nice shirt."
"Oh thanks."
"They have a good selection at salvation army these days."
-----
"Hey, nice shirt"
etc
"It hides your belly."
-----
"Nice hair."
"Oh yeah.. etc"
"Probly looks great washed."

Might draw a more competent comic sometime. Might.

PS. I've heard these from somewhere else, but who gives a rip. I steal lines all the time. Also, don't be an ass with these lines if ever you use them. lol.

[jrgp]

"Hello there"
"uhh hi"
"My dick died; can I bury it in your ass?"

--

"Does this napkin smell like chloroform?"

[Blacksheepboy]

"Hello there"
"uhh hi"
"My dick died; can I bury it in your ass?"

--

"Does this napkin smell like chloroform?"

Wow, this sounds like a scary-bad question to use o_o. Find the right girl to say it to maybe.

[Graham]

"Hello there"
"uhh hi"
"My dick died; can I bury it in your ass?"

--

"Does this napkin smell like chloroform?"

Way to have no subtly. Why do you still have the humor of a 12 year old?

[demoniac93]

"Hello there"
"uhh hi"
"My dick died; can I bury it in your ass?"

--

"Does this napkin smell like chloroform?"

Know what would good on you? A paper bag.

[jrgp]

"Hello there"
"uhh hi"
"My dick died; can I bury it in your ass?"

--

"Does this napkin smell like chloroform?"

Way to have no subtly. Why do you still have the humor of a 12 year old?

Oh, graham. One graham. I'm confident that this is the cynical, pious,  moral-abiding Christian in you speaking. Where is that big-paired, hairy, manly man we've occasionally come to enjoy who actually has a sense of humor?

Know what would good on you? A paper bag.

[Blacksheepboy]

"Hello there"
"uhh hi"
"My dick died; can I bury it in your ass?"

--

"Does this napkin smell like chloroform?"

The topic is "retarded lines."

Edit:

We understood yah?

[PANZERCATWAGON]

dont listen to the haters blacksheepboy i think your comic is awesome

[Lord Frunkamunch]

Oh, graham. One graham. I'm confident that this is the cynical, pious,  moral-abiding Christian in you speaking. Where is that big-paired, hairy, manly man we've occasionally come to enjoy who actually has a sense of humor?

see, here's the thing. there is a difference between unfunny, juvenile humor, and decent black humor.
for example, the only way a joke can offend me is by being mediocre.
these jokes are mediocre.
i am offended.

[Blacksheepboy]

Man, panzer. Thanks for watching my back. bff?

[santa22]

From ropw adventure comics, episode 1

idk what i was thinking when i wrote that