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Offline numgun

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Series of unfortunate TK's
« on: August 16, 2006, 02:05:09 am »
There I was, looking at the lobby thinking what server should I join...
And my eyes landed on a Knife only server, I join it and go bravo.
It was ctf_laos and as I spawned I saw a red running at me about to throw a knife. I took out my Knife and threw it at the red boy... Slash!" I get a message:
Team kill Warning! 1/5 (something like that)
Then I noticed that there was a teammate that just spawned infront of me and my knife him in the back. Doh.
Then I spawn again in the camouflage net at my base and the same red guy is hiding in it. I throw my knife ...*spawn*...Slash! and I get a 2nd message:
Team kill warning! 2/5
And the red guy takes me out.
Now the red guy had taken the flag and left the base while I spawned and started going towards the enemy base through the top way.

I see an alpha running in the middle opening and throw my knife at him, but suddenly a team mate of mine dashes through and bounces somehow at my knife! And the message appears again:
Team kill warning 3/5 Punishment! (I get killed by the server)

And the same thing happens when a red was taking my flag:
I throw my knife, and it hits my speedy teammate once again.
(and i get killed by the server again.)

And the last was the most hilarious:
I finally get to run at the red base and I decided to take the most top route.
And I just decided to try a blind throw from the top and as usual, it hits a bravo.
And a new mesagge apeared: Team kill warning 5/5 Banned permanently!

And so I got banned. But I laughed my ass of on that game. truly hilarious.

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Re: Series of unfortunate TK's
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2006, 02:19:00 am »
I can hardly control my laughter.

Offline numgun

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Re: Series of unfortunate TK's
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2006, 04:27:51 am »
sarcasm hurts... =_o

Offline Cato269

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Re: Series of unfortunate TK's
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2006, 06:58:56 am »
Well just avoid that server...not that you can play on it any more mind you :)

Offline Zegovia

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Re: Series of unfortunate TK's
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2006, 07:09:18 am »
Bad luck to be you.. ^^

Offline Wolfcape

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Re: Series of unfortunate TK's
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2006, 06:47:36 am »
Seriously unlucky xD


Offline Darth

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Re: Series of unfortunate TK's
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2006, 08:22:57 am »
Lol, seriously bad luck! Or maybe it was destiny... err right...

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Re: Series of unfortunate TK's
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2006, 12:29:17 am »
Wahahahaha!!! Definitely worth the ban dude. I bet everyone else was laughing at you in that game for your bad luck. Or they might have thought of you as a noob who purposely TKed everyone... lol.

Offline O.R.I.O.N.

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Re: Series of unfortunate TK's
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2006, 04:07:24 pm »
That's hilarious dude.  Did you record a demo?  I would have loved to see that.
To sum up my point: We had a multipage debate about toilet padding. (Putting TP in the water so you don't get splashed.)
And we still don't know if dead guys can keep a stiffy.

Offline Ad Astra

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Re: Series of unfortunate TK's
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2006, 04:38:58 pm »
I think it was some sort of communist conspiracy behind this... :D
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Offline OmegaX

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Re: Series of unfortunate TK's
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2006, 05:20:32 pm »
Its like your team wanted to do that on purpose
Whatever

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Re: Series of unfortunate TK's
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2006, 05:27:56 pm »
They probably wanted you to get banned but its so funny :P

Offline sssssSquad Up

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Re: Series of unfortunate TK's
« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2006, 05:37:23 pm »
Hmm bad luck may be a proper term.