Desert Eagles are absolutely best!
Just fire few shots at the chest!
Campers didn't let you to jump high?
Slice them with your fancy MP5!
You got killed by such a whore?
Bust her with the power of AK-74.
You got owned by such a kraut?
Beat him to death with Steyr Aug!
Protip: To find a fancy lass
show her your nice SPAS.
There is no such weapon like Luger,
so you must use the Ruger.
Need a noobtube that does fine?
Pick the Hate Machine - M79
Wanna feel like the chosen one?
Select the M82A1!
Still need some huge assistance, Jimmy?
There's someone in your team with Minimi!
And the last gun - noobs use it for fun.
You know what it is? It's the minigun!
Killed by "[GWT] Pieprzony Kokon"?
The weirdest is that, that this polack used the US SOCOM.
And the biggest fun of your life:
Raping asses with a throwing knife.
I don't know anything that rhymes with SAW,
but here's something about M72 LAW.
Nah, screw it. It's useless and only for M79 ho's.
I just rhymed something to make you play soldat...
SOOO?!
