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Offline demoniac93

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Re: Girlfriend Bragging!
« Reply #20 on: January 15, 2011, 07:02:39 am »
Wait, you're left-handed? :/
How does that give any pleasure? :O
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Re: Girlfriend Bragging!
« Reply #21 on: January 15, 2011, 09:40:43 am »
Wait, you're left-handed? :/
How does that give any pleasure? :O

Honestly I like my left more than my right and I am a right handed persone

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Re: Girlfriend Bragging!
« Reply #22 on: January 15, 2011, 11:49:10 am »
Bunch of wankers.

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Re: Girlfriend Bragging!
« Reply #23 on: January 15, 2011, 12:13:03 pm »
Bunch of wankers.

High fiving screen for the win.

Dude! If I were you I'd wash my hands with 5 different soaps right now!
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Re: Girlfriend Bragging!
« Reply #24 on: January 15, 2011, 12:21:20 pm »
And this is how a thread goes from the "girlfriend" topic to the "masturbation techniques" topic.

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Re: Girlfriend Bragging!
« Reply #25 on: January 15, 2011, 12:24:28 pm »
Im interested in sciences, play Soldat and visit this forum. Anything else needed?

That's the spirit!

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Re: Girlfriend Bragging!
« Reply #26 on: January 15, 2011, 01:21:05 pm »
So now you have some self-worth.

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Re: Girlfriend Bragging!
« Reply #27 on: January 15, 2011, 02:12:01 pm »
Do ya have any idea how easy it actually is to get laid?
We have a website in our country where horny people send their info and what they are looking for - Mostly sex. All you gotta do is pick a lady that's in your age and give her a call. You will meet, get drunk and have wicked "sexi time" (As Borat says). I think I might use it when I get my own apartment.

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Re: Girlfriend Bragging!
« Reply #28 on: January 15, 2011, 02:46:56 pm »
What kind of fucked up country are you living in.

Jokes aside, every country has websites like that.

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Re: Girlfriend Bragging!
« Reply #29 on: January 15, 2011, 06:14:19 pm »
What kind of f**ked up country are you living in.

Jokes aside, every country has websites like that.

And the shitstorm starter of the century award goes to...
Craiglist.com!
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Re: Girlfriend Bragging!
« Reply #30 on: January 15, 2011, 07:02:26 pm »
Do ya have any idea how easy it actually is to get laid?
We have a website in our country where horny people send their info and what they are looking for - Mostly sex. All you gotta do is pick a lady that's in your age and give her a call. You will meet, get drunk and have wicked "sexi time" (As Borat says). I think I might use it when I get my own apartment.

What kind of f**ked up country are you living in.

Jokes aside, every country has websites like that.

And the s**tstorm starter of the century award goes to...
Craiglist.com!

Yeah this one guy was talking about that and shared his experiences. I saved his post: http://jrgp.us/misc/cgt.txt

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Re: Girlfriend Bragging!
« Reply #31 on: January 15, 2011, 08:15:59 pm »
Well, that guy sure took his time to write down one big pile of whoreshit xD
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Re: Girlfriend Bragging!
« Reply #32 on: January 15, 2011, 09:28:08 pm »
Well, that guy sure took his time to write down one big pile of wh***s**t xD

Why would you think he's making it up? He sounds nonchalant as hell, isn't bragging, and gives useful advice.
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Re: Girlfriend Bragging!
« Reply #33 on: January 16, 2011, 04:48:49 am »
Well, that guy sure took his time to write down one big pile of wh***s**t xD

I approve of your spelling choice.
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Re: Girlfriend Bragging!
« Reply #34 on: January 16, 2011, 05:09:26 am »
Well, that guy sure took his time to write down one big pile of wh***s**t xD

Why would you think he's making it up? He sounds nonchalant as hell, isn't bragging, and gives useful advice.

Because even for Craiglist, that's too much women in one lifetime.
And I doubt anyone who's successful with women needs a place like CL to find prey.
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Re: Girlfriend Bragging!
« Reply #35 on: January 16, 2011, 01:01:48 pm »
I heard in the UK, women are becoming prostitutes so they can make enough money for tuition at college.






At least they have an excuse now.
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Re: Girlfriend Bragging!
« Reply #36 on: January 16, 2011, 04:01:50 pm »
I heard in the UK, women are becoming prostitutes so they can make enough money for tuition at college.

That definitely is not exclusive to the UK.
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Re: Girlfriend Bragging!
« Reply #37 on: January 16, 2011, 04:11:59 pm »
Some even do this as a hobby. I don't mind, though.

Btw, can you already call this thread-hijacking? Oo

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Re: Girlfriend Bragging!
« Reply #38 on: January 16, 2011, 04:21:56 pm »
Some even do this as a hobby. I don't mind, though.

Btw, can you already call this thread-hijacking? Oo

Hey, online lovers are lovers too.
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Re: Girlfriend Bragging!
« Reply #39 on: January 16, 2011, 05:36:14 pm »
I heard in the UK, women are becoming prostitutes so they can make enough money for tuition at college.

That definitely is not exclusive to the UK.

WT?? Where the heck did you get that from dsdude o.0
The rise in tuition fees, true. The prostitution because of it, not that I've heard of.

This topic really has diverted from its original purpose hasn't it :L
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