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Kill the Duck!
« on: February 07, 2011, 05:30:15 pm »
Subject: Kill the Duck!

You all are asked to either defend or attack the duck! The first player starts to attack the duck, the second needs to find a way to defend it from the attack. The third will try to attack again and so forth. There are some rules, though:

-If the offence’s turn ends with no threat on the duck, the defense wins
-If the defense’s turn ends with an object killing the duck, the offence wins
-You may not edit another player’s drawing, nor the duck, unless you draw an object that would cause such edits to happen.
-You must start your post by stating whether you attack or defend the duck
-You can not move the duck.
-Anyone who feels something is going the wrong way may clear the stack until it makes sense and post his offensive or defensive move

Here's a picture of a duck. Start photoshoppin'

« Last Edit: February 10, 2011, 09:17:52 am by DarkCrusade »

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Re: Kill the Duck!
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2011, 05:33:04 pm »

Game Over, NOBODY gets passed the Texas Ranger  ;)

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Re: Kill the Duck!
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2011, 05:42:53 pm »
gg
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Only anime shows I've felt any interest in over the years are Pokemon (original TV series) and various hentai.
so clearly jgrp is a goddamn anime connoisseur. his opinion might as well be law here.

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Re: Kill the Duck!
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2011, 05:45:53 pm »






No doubt. It's over!

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Re: Kill the Duck!
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2011, 08:39:59 pm »
It looks both smug and sorrowful at the same time...

This... this is art!
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Re: Kill the Duck!
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2011, 01:01:19 am »
I knew you'd upload those pictures Dark  :P

So I've brought my secret weapon, nothing seems to have beaten him yet.

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Re: Kill the Duck!
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2011, 09:49:03 am »
Game over?

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Re: Kill the Duck!
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2011, 10:21:02 am »
We've seen that the Ginosaji is a true master of the spoon.

We've also seen that the Ginosaji cannot be beaten by normal guns, rocketlaunchers or bombs.

We've also seen that not even a spoon can damage the Ginosaji.

But an ancient legend says that there is a weapon which must be hammered in the forges of the old dwarves which can bring victory over any enemy. It's the 'Legend of the Spork'.

Well, basically, it's a spoon merged with a fork, but who the fuck cares?

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Re: Kill the Duck!
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2011, 12:01:53 pm »
Tell me, was DC's last post offense or defense, then I'll post mine?
Sorry if I'm insolent.

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Re: Kill the Duck!
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2011, 01:35:19 pm »
I see what you mean there. So from now on, every post must start by stating whether you attack or defend. (the spork was defensive)

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Re: Kill the Duck!
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2011, 01:52:32 pm »
attack

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Re: Kill the Duck!
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2011, 02:54:39 pm »
defense No way, cow!
Sorry if I'm insolent.

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Re: Kill the Duck!
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2011, 03:40:46 pm »
Offense.



Ninjas kill people ;p
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Re: Kill the Duck!
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2011, 06:01:48 pm »
Defense

ninja just got pwned

Hm, I don't get these two rules...
-If the offence’s turn ends with no threat on the duck, the defense wins
-If the defense’s turn ends with an object killing the duck, the offence wins
« Last Edit: February 08, 2011, 06:10:18 pm by RafiPZ »

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Re: Kill the Duck!
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2011, 06:50:45 pm »
Offense.
Jack Sparrow vs. Kraken.
Kraken wins  :)

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Re: Kill the Duck!
« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2011, 08:01:17 pm »
Defense

The almighty admin: -Can erase anything posted here so he wins all the way 8)
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Re: Kill the Duck!
« Reply #16 on: February 08, 2011, 08:37:37 pm »
Offense.
Blue screen of death. Any computer geek such as jrgp himself, cannot win.  [pigtail]

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Re: Kill the Duck!
« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2011, 09:08:28 pm »
fool ehs already pre-defeated tht
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Re: Kill the Duck!
« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2011, 09:32:59 pm »
 >:(
Offense
Just destroy the whole F****** computer then!

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Re: Kill the Duck!
« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2011, 09:37:26 pm »
 :P Defense
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