Author Topic: Kill the Duck! (Read 10322 times)

DarkCrusade · « **on:** February 07, 2011, 05:30:15 pm »

Subject: Kill the Duck!

You all are asked to either defend or attack the duck! The first player starts to attack the duck, the second needs to find a way to defend it from the attack. The third will try to attack again and so forth. There are some rules, though:

-If the offence’s turn ends with no threat on the duck, the defense wins
-If the defense’s turn ends with an object killing the duck, the offence wins
-You may not edit another player’s drawing, nor the duck, unless you draw an object that would cause such edits to happen.
-You must start your post by stating whether you attack or defend the duck
-You can not move the duck.
-Anyone who feels something is going the wrong way may clear the stack until it makes sense and post his offensive or defensive move

Here's a picture of a duck. Start photoshoppin'

killzonea59 · « **Reply #1 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:33:04 pm »

Game Over, NOBODY gets passed the Texas Ranger

{LAW} Gamer_2k4 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:42:53 pm »

DarkCrusade · « **Reply #3 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:45:53 pm »

No doubt. It's over!

Mangled* · « **Reply #4 on:** February 07, 2011, 08:39:59 pm »

It looks both smug and sorrowful at the same time...

This... this is art!

killzonea59 · « **Reply #5 on:** February 08, 2011, 01:01:19 am »

I knew you'd upload those pictures Dark

So I've brought my secret weapon, nothing seems to have beaten him yet.

MattH · « **Reply #6 on:** February 08, 2011, 09:49:03 am »

Game over?

DarkCrusade · « **Reply #7 on:** February 08, 2011, 10:21:02 am »

We've seen that the Ginosaji is a true master of the spoon.

We've also seen that the Ginosaji cannot be beaten by normal guns, rocketlaunchers or bombs.

We've also seen that not even a spoon can damage the Ginosaji.

But an ancient legend says that there is a weapon which must be hammered in the forges of the old dwarves which can bring victory over any enemy. It's the 'Legend of the Spork'.

Well, basically, it's a spoon merged with a fork, but who the fuck cares?

VITORY IS OURS!!!

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Monsteri · « **Reply #8 on:** February 08, 2011, 12:01:53 pm »

Tell me, was DC's last post offense or defense, then I'll post mine?

DarkCrusade · « **Reply #9 on:** February 08, 2011, 01:35:19 pm »

I see what you mean there. So from now on, every post must start by stating whether you attack or defend. (the spork was defensive)

MattH · « **Reply #10 on:** February 08, 2011, 01:52:32 pm »

attack

Monsteri · « **Reply #11 on:** February 08, 2011, 02:54:39 pm »

defense No way, cow!

demoniac93 · « **Reply #12 on:** February 08, 2011, 03:40:46 pm »

Offense.

Ninjas kill people ;p

RafiPZ · « **Reply #13 on:** February 08, 2011, 06:01:48 pm »

Defense

ninja just got pwned

Hm, I don't get these two rules...
-If the offence’s turn ends with no threat on the duck, the defense wins
-If the defense’s turn ends with an object killing the duck, the offence wins

killzonea59 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 08, 2011, 06:50:45 pm »

Offense.
Jack Sparrow vs. Kraken.
Kraken wins

filip2322 · « **Reply #15 on:** February 08, 2011, 08:01:17 pm »

Defense

The almighty admin: -Can erase anything posted here so he wins all the way

killzonea59 · « **Reply #16 on:** February 08, 2011, 08:37:37 pm »

Offense.
Blue screen of death. Any computer geek such as jrgp himself, cannot win.

Espadon · « **Reply #17 on:** February 08, 2011, 09:08:28 pm »

fool ehs already pre-defeated tht

killzonea59 · « **Reply #18 on:** February 08, 2011, 09:32:59 pm »

Offense
Just destroy the whole F****** computer then!

filip2322 · « **Reply #19 on:** February 08, 2011, 09:37:26 pm »

Defense

MattH · « **Reply #20 on:** February 08, 2011, 09:54:48 pm »

Offense

Monsteri · « **Reply #21 on:** February 09, 2011, 02:29:48 am »

Defense

vehicledestroyer · « **Reply #22 on:** February 09, 2011, 04:22:53 am »

I f**king Love this thread!

Offense/Attacking
Ladders!! A ducks worst enemy!!

Laser Guy · « **Reply #23 on:** February 09, 2011, 04:51:55 am »

That's a swan -.-

Monsteri · « **Reply #24 on:** February 09, 2011, 06:11:42 am »

Haha yeah, swan MIGHT be dangerous for the duck, so:

smiluu · « **Reply #25 on:** February 09, 2011, 07:17:59 am »

Why is our flag burning there?

Monsteri · « **Reply #26 on:** February 09, 2011, 07:31:42 am »

Cuz swan is our national bird

demoniac93 · « **Reply #27 on:** February 09, 2011, 10:02:36 am »

Offense.

Monsteri · « **Reply #28 on:** February 09, 2011, 10:10:00 am »

defense

MattH · « **Reply #29 on:** February 09, 2011, 12:50:17 pm »

offense

Monsteri · « **Reply #30 on:** February 09, 2011, 01:16:32 pm »

defense

Grimbad · « **Reply #31 on:** February 09, 2011, 11:25:01 pm »

->offense

STM1993 · « **Reply #32 on:** February 10, 2011, 07:42:27 am »

Defense!

Person with Telekinesis + Pyrokinesis + Mind Control > Gravity Gun

demoniac93 · « **Reply #33 on:** February 10, 2011, 07:51:31 am »

Person with the ability to pulverize anything, living or not > Psi Ops guy.

Monsteri · « **Reply #34 on:** February 10, 2011, 08:03:28 am »

This thing has no idea anymore on it -.-

Sam Fisher! · « **Reply #35 on:** February 10, 2011, 08:12:18 am »

Defense!

The ability to devour everything in it's path..

DarkCrusade · « **Reply #36 on:** February 10, 2011, 09:17:32 am »

New rule added so we can keep this clean from random bullshit:

-Anyone who feels something is going the wrong way may clear the stack until it makes sense and post his offensive or defensive move (so the last thing now would be the swan standing for the duck killed by a ladder).

STM1993 · « **Reply #37 on:** February 10, 2011, 09:46:24 am »

^ Okay then.

Quote from: vehicledestroyer on February 09, 2011, 04:22:53 am

Offense/Attacking
Ladders!! A ducks worst enemy!!

Defense!

The electric saw is used to cut the (metal) ladder to free the duck.

demoniac93 · « **Reply #38 on:** February 10, 2011, 12:36:56 pm »

Offense.
I cut the saw's cord.

DarkCrusade · « **Reply #39 on:** February 11, 2011, 09:56:28 am »

Defense.
I cut the knife's cord.

Monsteri · « **Reply #40 on:** February 11, 2011, 10:05:35 am »

offense.
I'll hit the duck with this.

demoniac93 · « **Reply #41 on:** February 11, 2011, 10:49:19 am »

Quote from: DarkCrusade on February 11, 2011, 09:56:28 am

Defense.
I cut the knife's cord.

...
What?

Horve · « **Reply #42 on:** February 11, 2011, 01:35:35 pm »

~~Offense.~~
Castration.
You're the duck, dickcrusade.

DarkCrusade · « **Reply #43 on:** February 11, 2011, 02:12:04 pm »

Defense was next, please obey the rules.

Xdada · « **Reply #44 on:** February 11, 2011, 03:57:14 pm »

Quote from: Monsteri on February 11, 2011, 10:05:35 am

offense.
I'll hit the duck with this.

Defence. The Newton's laws.

Monsteri · « **Reply #45 on:** February 11, 2011, 04:10:58 pm »

lolol
Hope that I don't get my comp back!

demoniac93 · « **Reply #46 on:** February 11, 2011, 05:42:38 pm »

Offense.
Winchester Model 1887.
'Cause nothing can beat a LEVER-ACTION SHOTGUN.

MattH · « **Reply #47 on:** February 12, 2011, 01:13:00 am »

Defense

Lever action shotgun just got pwnt.

STM1993 · « **Reply #48 on:** February 12, 2011, 02:06:31 am »

Offense

The grenade fired from the grenade launcher to deal with the attacking shotgun is redirected to the duck with a jedi's powerful force push.

Monsteri · « **Reply #49 on:** February 12, 2011, 03:18:00 am »

Ehh, whatabout to add a rule: Duck must be in those pictures.

DarkCrusade · « **Reply #50 on:** February 12, 2011, 04:39:02 am »

Not necessary.

demoniac93 · « **Reply #51 on:** February 12, 2011, 11:04:10 am »

Defense.

I spawn Kyle Katarn who (As seen in the 2nd and 3rd Jedi Knight-s) can block every single force push.

fulro · « **Reply #52 on:** February 12, 2011, 01:44:47 pm »

offense satan is happy to rape it
http://img153.imageshack.us/i/satanuq.jpg/

DarkCrusade · « **Reply #53 on:** February 12, 2011, 02:05:09 pm »

Defense
Jack Black > Satan

demoniac93 · « **Reply #54 on:** February 12, 2011, 02:38:14 pm »

Offense.
We all know this kid kicked his ass.

Tibneo · « **Reply #55 on:** February 16, 2011, 01:49:06 am »

defense
what now?

KYnetiK · « **Reply #56 on:** February 16, 2011, 02:00:39 am »

Theres always tofu

demoniac93 · « **Reply #57 on:** February 16, 2011, 11:48:11 am »

Offense.
Chinese zombie, this guy doesn't need rice, and he's Chinese, they can dodge friggin' bullets!

Monsteri · « **Reply #58 on:** February 16, 2011, 12:39:58 pm »

defense

Love always wins

From: February 16, 2011, 12:44:34 pm

lol doublepost
Offense

demoniac93 · « **Reply #59 on:** February 16, 2011, 12:45:34 pm »

Offense.

DUI > Hand in hand.
Duckie just got pancake'd by a 16 wheeler.

Monsteri · « **Reply #60 on:** February 16, 2011, 12:48:23 pm »

defense

The hangover goes away with these.

dnmr · « **Reply #61 on:** February 16, 2011, 04:26:37 pm »

offense: MORE PANADOL

death due to overdose

Tibneo · « **Reply #62 on:** February 16, 2011, 04:49:28 pm »

defense!

STOMACH PUMP!

KYnetiK · « **Reply #63 on:** February 17, 2011, 04:40:33 am »

offense

demoniac93 · « **Reply #64 on:** February 17, 2011, 08:50:02 am »

Defense.
I refuse to accept the duck dying on an OD.

KYnetiK · « **Reply #65 on:** February 17, 2011, 09:41:03 am »

I implied no specific substance abuse. The syringe need only contain air.

STM1993 · « **Reply #66 on:** February 17, 2011, 10:51:09 am »

Quote from: KYnetiK on February 17, 2011, 04:40:33 am

offense
http://www.made-in-china.com/image/2f0j00kotaQPEKDTDQM/Syringe-For-Single-Use.jpg
I implied no specific substance abuse. The syringe need only contain air.

Defense!

Suit up the duck in thick metal armor to prevent the syringe from piercing the duck and thus prevent injection of any substance (be it chemicals or air or whatever) into the duck.

MattH · « **Reply #67 on:** February 17, 2011, 01:18:06 pm »

Offense

can opener

demoniac93 · « **Reply #68 on:** February 17, 2011, 01:29:04 pm »

Defense:

Liquid Nitrogen owns anything metallic.

Monsteri · « **Reply #69 on:** February 17, 2011, 01:34:05 pm »

Offense

DarkCrusade · « **Reply #70 on:** February 19, 2011, 02:29:58 am »

Defense. Double layered latex suit+heavy armor > taser

dnmr · « **Reply #71 on:** February 19, 2011, 03:29:10 am »

Quote from: DarkCrusade on February 19, 2011, 02:29:58 am

Defense. Double layered latex suit+heavy armor > taser

pix or it didn't happen. Stop breaking your own rules

Monsteri · « **Reply #72 on:** February 19, 2011, 03:30:37 am »

Wee, offense won!

DarkCrusade · « **Reply #73 on:** February 19, 2011, 03:56:35 am »

Fixed

thegrandmaster · « **Reply #74 on:** February 19, 2011, 04:11:45 am »

looks like a balloon suit to me :L offense: pin

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