Author Topic: Conversation Topic: Women (Read 11423 times)

Demonic · « **Reply #40 on:** March 08, 2011, 09:03:21 am »

in my experience, soldat forums are not the best possible place on the internet to discuss the subject of women.

mostly because it's proven that the only addiction that can fill in the void once you drop this game is fucking like a rabbit.

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Well, sadly, my actual input is rather limited. I have several female friends who I get along with very well, but of course none of them are single. The closest thing I ever got to a girlfriend (and it was quite distant, let me assure you) was some girl in an IRC channel who kind of latched onto me for about half a year. I learned a lot from the experience, but eventually I had to drop her because she was nuts.

Fun fact: women are like monkeys in the relationship regard, meaning they will hang on to a tree even if it blows dicks until there's a better branch hanging down. Notice how I used branch as a subtle metaphor for penis.

Now, for more pressing matters. You are a badass judo motherfucker. You write fiction like a boss. Sure, you have a tendency to watch anime and probably have an emberassing history of hentai stashed in your computer, but still, it can be concluded that you are far from bad.

In fact, to add some homosexual vibe into this post, I'll just go ahead and say that you are a down right attractive fellow judging by earlier pictures I've seen of you.

So, how come you ain't gettin' any?

Cause you FAIL to realize this. See, the thing is, your mind is your worst enemy. Think you're a smart kid? Well, who's telling you that? Your mind. He likes it as it is, because it's comfortable. If you're not fucking, you have more time to think. And your mind likes to think. It has trapped you in a spiral commonly referred to as forever alone. And, as you are reading this, there are probably a million rationalizations coming up in your mind as to why is it logical right now to be the way you are.

Shut it up. Close your eyes, take a deep breath.

From now on, I want you to turn your attention TO OTHERS, as opposed to thinking about stuff all the friggin' time. I want you to look at the way people look at you. I want you to look them in the eye, hold that contact for a few seconds and then smile. I want you to carry yourself differently, with a straight back and a swagger. I want you to talk SLOWLY, and I want you to take a second before you answer or react to anything.

I want you to do this for a week. Subtle changes in your behaviour with the added task of listening to feedback (looking at people looking at you) will improve the quality of your life.

Cause this is your life, and this is as good as it gets.

Also, sorry that I haven't replied to your PM, but it's a bit heeeectic around here still!

jerich · « **Reply #41 on:** March 08, 2011, 11:51:50 am »

Quote from: Demonic on March 08, 2011, 09:03:21 am

Insert Demonic's Enlightenment here.

Thanks dad!

Blacksheepboy · « **Reply #42 on:** March 08, 2011, 12:24:03 pm »

Quote from: Demonic on March 08, 2011, 09:03:21 am

You made an effort at something deemed worthless o.o

anywho, this was fun while it lasted.

Demonic · « **Reply #43 on:** March 08, 2011, 12:57:47 pm »

Quote from: jerich on March 08, 2011, 11:51:50 am

Quote from: Demonic on March 08, 2011, 09:03:21 am
Insert Demonic's Enlightenment here.

Thanks dad!

Fuck, what am I? Chakra 2#?

Monsteri · « **Reply #44 on:** March 08, 2011, 02:58:16 pm »

Ehm, what's going on?

thegrandmaster · « **Reply #45 on:** March 08, 2011, 03:20:17 pm »

We're talking about women. Demonic did a pretty interesting post above and I've said my basic thoughts. Anyone else?

ds dude · « **Reply #46 on:** March 08, 2011, 04:23:20 pm »

Excuse me, Gamer2k4 already has a soul mate...

Me. So... yeah go find someone else hobos.

Women are challenging though, okay maybe some of them, because it kind of hard for me (lol I said hard) to get a girlfriend.

{LAW} Gamer_2k4 · « **Reply #47 on:** March 08, 2011, 05:03:03 pm »

So apparently I was the unwitting participant in a love triangle with Demonic and ds dude. Who knew?

jrgp · « **Reply #48 on:** March 08, 2011, 08:24:48 pm »

Quote from: {LAW} Gamer_2k4 on March 08, 2011, 05:03:03 pm

So apparently I was the unwitting participant in a love triangle with Demonic and ds dude. Who knew?

Chloroform goes a long way, my dear sir.

SadistAtHeart · « **Reply #49 on:** March 09, 2011, 12:11:10 am »

Quote from: Demonic on March 08, 2011, 09:03:21 am

Fun fact: women are like monkeys in the relationship regard, meaning they will hang on to a tree even if it blows dicks until there's a better branch hanging down. Notice how I used branch as a subtle metaphor for penis.

I love you Demonic

LeetFidle · « **Reply #50 on:** March 09, 2011, 02:52:06 am »

I love my woman

PS: i get laid a lot.

jrgp · « **Reply #51 on:** March 09, 2011, 03:08:39 am »

Quote from: LeetFidle on March 09, 2011, 02:52:06 am

PS: i get laid a lot.

Pics [blurred appropriately] or you're full of s**t.

edit: nice misfits shirt

thegrandmaster · « **Reply #52 on:** March 09, 2011, 03:25:42 am »

¬.¬
Women should not be all about getting laid.

Blacksheepboy · « **Reply #53 on:** March 09, 2011, 01:31:24 pm »

Quote from: thegrandmaster on March 09, 2011, 03:25:42 am

¬.¬
Women should not be all about getting laid.

Hey, someone who'd agree with me.

MattH · « **Reply #54 on:** March 09, 2011, 05:05:55 pm »

My whole philosophy on women in one photo

ds dude · « **Reply #55 on:** March 09, 2011, 07:01:38 pm »

Ok seriously here we go again, looks like I'm going to have to pull this fucker out

How can you look Law Gamer_2k4 and not admire him.

Such a handsome devil. He feels and IS very accomplished according to that picture.

Demonic I challenge to a Pokemon battle on black or white version, winner gets Gamer 2k4 and the loser's underwear followed by a jrgp shirt.

{LAW} Gamer_2k4 · « **Reply #56 on:** March 10, 2011, 01:36:52 am »

*scrolling...scrolling...* "ha ha, chloroform, that's funny, I should post something similar" *scrolling...* "OH BALLS THAT'S ME"

echo_trail · « **Reply #57 on:** March 10, 2011, 04:16:25 am »

Chin up, mate. If an ogre lookin thing like me can get a girl, so can you.

jrgp · « **Reply #58 on:** March 10, 2011, 08:53:44 am »

Quote from: echo_trail on March 10, 2011, 04:16:25 am

Chin up, mate. If an ogre lookin thing like me

wtf you're hot as hell mate. you and your dapper scarf, you

Demonic · « **Reply #59 on:** March 10, 2011, 08:58:23 am »

a conversation on the opposite sex turns into something that could be best described as a global kick jump out of the proverbial closet.

only on fabulous soldat forums.

the chloroform shit was funny tho.

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Author Topic: Conversation Topic: Women (Read 11423 times)