ended up getting some terrible comedian. Sorry Judy McDonald, ADD comedians making fun of their own religion is a failzor. She bombed within the first 5 minutes and couldn't recover for the rest of the CD. Actually, I think her whole gig was to bomb and get pitty hugs.
So, you make all you people who recommended something feel better about your seemingly-wasted efforts, it's a good bet that I'll choose something from this thread next.