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Offline Gizd

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Re: Have you guys ever exploded
« Reply #20 on: March 22, 2011, 09:42:49 am »
Tissues seem kind of fragile.  Wouldn't you be better off using paper towels or something?

You fold them over several times.

or, use several layers of them. personally, 4 sheets is enough. 3 is too risky. :p
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Re: Have you guys ever exploded
« Reply #21 on: March 22, 2011, 10:02:44 am »
Tissues seem kind of fragile.  Wouldn't you be better off using paper towels or something?

You fold them over several times.
or just use a plastic bag. Or a glass jar. Ummm....

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Re: Have you guys ever exploded
« Reply #22 on: March 22, 2011, 10:35:20 am »
If the b*tch would just open her mouth only when you wanted her to then we'd all save a lot of money on keyboards.
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Re: Have you guys ever exploded
« Reply #23 on: March 22, 2011, 12:00:25 pm »
You sick, sick puppies.
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Re: Have you guys ever exploded
« Reply #24 on: March 22, 2011, 01:27:06 pm »
Tissues seem kind of fragile.  Wouldn't you be better off using paper towels or something?

You fold them over several times.
or just use a plastic bag. Or a glass jar. Ummm....

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Re: Have you guys ever exploded
« Reply #25 on: March 22, 2011, 01:31:44 pm »


jrgps cum stained keyboard

i have no words for this

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Re: Have you guys ever exploded
« Reply #26 on: March 22, 2011, 02:06:19 pm »
jesus christ jrgp, what the fuck lol
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Re: Have you guys ever exploded
« Reply #27 on: March 22, 2011, 04:25:51 pm »
:D omg poor keyboard its totally destroyed
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Re: Have you guys ever exploded
« Reply #28 on: March 22, 2011, 08:17:53 pm »
Ok ok thanks for the tips, especially you jrgp.

I'm kind of new to the whole "do it with your laptop" kind of thing.

Usually I just watch then go to the bathroom.

But yeah thanks guys.
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Re: Have you guys ever exploded
« Reply #29 on: March 22, 2011, 08:51:33 pm »
I do it the easiest way on the floor "or much better a paper on the floor  ;D  "
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