Jokes n s**t relating to personal life

[Blacksheepboy]

cause... "The more personal, the more universal." Sometimes this stuff.. clicks, or hits. One o' the two..

"If you were to see a page with a description of my mood right now, nothing would be there. The page would be blank."
"I like how there's no words to describe silence. You try to explain it, but the moment you say something, you've f**ked up!"

Well, they're like the low-end jokes you might see in a Mitch Hedberg-type monologue.

Like, think about when someone asks you what you're thinking. You say 'nothing,' but that shit could sound defensive, or evasive, but you can't not say anything.. although it would be a perfect answer to that question.

[ds dude]

Sheep man, I just don't understand you anymore. What with you and this shit, you're acting so strange lately it's becoming worrisome.

Do you have an STD or something?

[Blacksheepboy]

Like, think about when someone asks you what you're thinking. You say 'nothing,' but that s**t could sound defensive, or evasive, but you can't not say anything.. although it would be a perfect answer to that question.

This'll ruin it, but how can you not laugh? I laugh a little every time I reread it.
(and I know this kinda looks like me talking to myself, which, by me saying this, I'm kinda lulling at it)

Eh, whatever, and this is when you all listen to this. This. Welcome. It's nice in here, yeh?

[DarkCrusade]

Which hair colour this time?

[Blacksheepboy]

Which hair colour this time?

Ah, stop it, you're making me want to get a date right now.

[Monsteri]

How could you ever get a date.

[jrgp]

How could you ever get a date.

"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"

Like, think about when someone asks you what you're thinking. You say 'nothing,' but that s**t could sound defensive, or evasive, but you can't not say anything.. although it would be a perfect answer to that question.

I can very much relate to this annoying awkward situation.

[Mangled*]

You know how you feel that there are hidden cameras in your home broadcasting your every move to everyone else and how we all keep it a secret from you?

You'll never find those cameras, we hid them so well.

[PANZERCATWAGON]

i like finding those people that believe quite intensely that they are the only 'real' person in the world and that everyone else is just their minds projections. you can play some really fun games on those sorts of people. especially on amphetamines

[Blacksheepboy]

i like finding those people that believe quite intensely that they are the only 'real' person in the world and that everyone else is just their minds projections. you can play some really fun games on those sorts of people. especially on amphetamines

Are you referring to me? And if the answer is no, and I'll assume you're not joking, I will believe you. I mean, there are multiple ways to understand this, and I'm just taking on the potentially-stupidest assumption first--since by saying this, I could very well be qualifying your exact words.

[Horve]

you thread you lose

[Blacksheepboy]

you thread you lose

Typically, this s**t is true.

Now hold on. Dude, f**k, no one is obligated to post in this s**t, so technically, making a thread to yammer on about something related to myself for kicks, as specified in the beginning (basically an "If you can relate, this'll probly be funny"), is actually kind in away (I mean, I think "personal life" in the heading is warning enough--"warning, this is mostly about personal life, therefore my personal life; in other words, not 'general life'--I mean if you don't get this, it's not my fault; I tried with the effort I had available to me at the time".). If I was doing this in somebody else's thread, by all means, I'd be a f**kin' dick. I'm not a f**kin' idiot (and this statement is only true for people who think I'm a f**kin' idiot. If you do not I am a f**kin' idiot, then I am obviously not referring to you, am I.)

And f**k you people that think I'm defending myself, or offended, or angry.

The concept of s**t applying only to those whom it applies.
Wow, I guess s**t just got serious.. I've gone.. nutty as fruitcake.

[ds dude]

The only thing this thread has done is partially incline me to call my girlfriend so she can come over to my house and shave my ass hair with a razor.

[jrgp]

The only thing this thread has done is partially incline me to call my girlfriend so she can come over to my house and shave my ass hair with a razor.

Unless you're looking to be a male porn star or your gf wants to give you a rim job, there isn't really reason enough to shave your ass.

[ds dude]

Yeah but the forest down there really bothers the shit out of me. Especially when you have diarrhea and the shit just drips from your ass hair.

[Shard]

How could you ever get a date.

"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"

Like, think about when someone asks you what you're thinking. You say 'nothing,' but that s**t could sound defensive, or evasive, but you can't not say anything.. although it would be a perfect answer to that question.

I can very much relate to this annoying awkward situation.

I think it funny when people ask me what I'm thinking, and I reply with one of the thoughts drifting around up there, and their just like, the fuck did I get myself into. Its almost like theey expected me to say "nothing" and were making idle conversation...Silly thoughtless teenagers, what it is to be one and not.

[Blacksheepboy]

I think it funny when people ask me what I'm thinking, and I reply with one of the thoughts drifting around up there, and their just like, the f**k did I get myself into.

From: May 20, 2011, 06:13:15 pmYou're right, this stuff sounds depressing. I really tried hard to ignore that fact. Too bad I didn't make someone with a greatf**kin (cause, that's one word) say it, and then record it.