Author Topic: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (Read 3031 times)

PQ · « **on:** June 02, 2011, 06:53:15 pm »

Someone is getting laid tonight, and it's not me.

Protip: he's going to a stripclub/X-mart
Protip2: he's the only soldat player with an official fanclub.
Protip3: It's his birthday!

Please notice it's the 3rd of June over here

n00bface · « **Reply #1 on:** June 02, 2011, 07:03:20 pm »

It is EOT's birthday today

ETA: i am starting an official EOT fanclub to get my friend laid tonight.

jrgp · « **Reply #2 on:** June 02, 2011, 08:05:46 pm »

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Thanks, man!

jrgp · « **Reply #3 on:** June 02, 2011, 11:10:58 pm »

Okay now I'm officially 18.

First thing on my todo list: go change my age on all the 18+ sites I've been on forever to 18.

n00bface · « **Reply #4 on:** June 02, 2011, 11:51:36 pm »

i'm curious, if one turned 18 and proceeded to step into an earlier timezone immediately afterwards to fellate a male well over his age, would the man receiving the fellatio still be committing a statutory rape?

jrgp · « **Reply #5 on:** June 03, 2011, 12:15:26 am »

Quote from: n00bface on June 02, 2011, 11:51:36 pm

i'm curious, if one turned 18 and proceeded to step into an earlier timezone immediately afterwards to fellate a male well over his age, would the man receiving the fellatio still be committing a statutory rape?

It depends on the age of the man and the state. In my state of Florida, it's legal for someone at least 16 (or maybe it was 17) to engage in sexual activity with someone who's at most 23.

pavliko · « **Reply #6 on:** June 03, 2011, 02:11:13 am »

Welcome to the adult life jrgp :X

Demonic · « **Reply #7 on:** June 03, 2011, 06:55:03 am »

GO GET YOUR DICK WET

Monsteri · « **Reply #8 on:** June 03, 2011, 07:32:31 am »

SOON YOU'LL KNOW HOW IT FEELS!!!

PANZERCATWAGON · « **Reply #9 on:** June 03, 2011, 07:56:31 am »

congratulations are in order for this apparently special completion of your latest revolution around the sun

well done you. gold star

in all seriousness though have a great birthday

Shoozza · « **Reply #10 on:** June 03, 2011, 08:22:03 am »

Happy birthday!

I left some work in your email inbox - enjoy.

PQ · « **Reply #11 on:** June 03, 2011, 11:18:25 am »

Btw, do you like fishing? lol.

jrgp · « **Reply #12 on:** June 03, 2011, 11:38:06 am »

Thanks for all the stuff, guys.

Fishing? What?

dnmr · « **Reply #13 on:** June 03, 2011, 12:02:50 pm »

Happy birthday and a painless hangover.

{LAW} Gamer_2k4 · « **Reply #14 on:** June 03, 2011, 12:36:58 pm »

Quote from: dnmr on June 03, 2011, 12:02:50 pm

Happy birthday and a painless hangover.

(Eighteen isn't the drinking age here.)

jrgp · « **Reply #15 on:** June 03, 2011, 01:42:46 pm »

Quote from: {LAW} Gamer_2k4 on June 03, 2011, 12:36:58 pm

Quote from: dnmr on June 03, 2011, 12:02:50 pm
Happy birthday and a painless hangover.

(Eighteen isn't the drinking age here.)

As if that matters.

{LAW} Gamer_2k4 · « **Reply #16 on:** June 03, 2011, 01:58:24 pm »

It doesn't, but I understood the implication to be "Of course you'll be hitting up bars to celebrate that you're 18."

dnmr · « **Reply #17 on:** June 03, 2011, 03:13:25 pm »

he'll get the hookers to buy him booze, duh

PQ · « **Reply #18 on:** June 03, 2011, 07:58:25 pm »

..... if the age of alcohol didn't really matter you'd gave been in a,stripclub some years ago. Haha

The fishing is just a joke, but you'll understand what I'm talking about lol.

echo_trail · « **Reply #19 on:** June 03, 2011, 07:58:43 pm »

Happy birthday. May it be grand.

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Author Topic: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (Read 3031 times)