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Foxconn's mad rhymes
« on: June 13, 2011, 06:06:30 am »
He emailed this to me and asked me to post it here. It's the least I could do for a friend.


                                             
You have just respawned, You've equipped an HK MP5,
There is a camper with a Steyr. He quickly ends your life.
Someone threw a knife. That nigga is finally dead,
Your friend avenged you, so you say "Daz a knife in da head!".
The map turns red, blood is spitting everywhere without an end.
Rotting bodies, fog of war, crushed skulls, mouths full of sand.
Knifing off enemy's hand, instakill, double kill, triple,
It is awesome to in-game kill bad and retarded people.
Combo whoring, quadruple, then someone kills your team.
You've found that sucked and You've packed a bullet in his chin.
Another epic win, throwing fuckloads of nades with clusters,
green pieces of shit are ripping off guts of these bastards,
You activate thrusters, they've launched you up and you start to fly,
You spam nades, bullets, rockets, you are so literally high.
Friends give you a high five, but there are still enemies to kill!
Campers, noobs, tubers, you fucked them up like Valentine Jill!
It was your will, it was your decision to play that game,
You've learned its rules, everybody else looks totally lame.
Welcome to Hall of Fame, you have a highest score,
don't listen to haters, all they say is "fucking combo whore!"
TL;DR! You still have some rounds to play,
so kill everyone, smash, bash, crush, rape, make them look gay!
Your eyes are like X-ray, they can see through the walls,
there was a camper and in a blink of an eye you crushed his balls!
Duty endlessly calls, you kill everyone within reach of your sight,
You are a hardcore gamer and the game is Soldat, so you must fight!
Barret isn't light, it is an anti-tank weapon of madness!
If you use it correctly it can cease everyone's badness.
It ocassionaly causes sadness, lulz, suicides, drama,
this is something that you haven't ever seen before on Futurama!
Pull out your SOCOM, show these noobs you are not fucking around,
switch then to FN Minimi and nail all those cunts to the blooded ground.
What was that sound? It was the scream of the Ruger,
but it does not matter, because M79 is way much huger.
There's a fucking tuber, don't let him fire that thing.
That pile of horse excrement is not the only gun to bring!
Now Deagles, fucking kings, two white bricks of extermination,
they are useless in the hands of a studend after an alcoholic libation.
This is a sensation, everyone is fucking dead.
Even if people threw knives, fired bullets, you still have a hard head.
Now it is round end, ten seconds of preparation,
your head and hands are ready to start the next wave of obliteration!
There is no salvation, you kill or are killed,
you have picked up a flamer, enemies have been quickly grilled.
GREAT! The coffee has been spilt, it have fucked up your mouse!
This is an accident that requieres help of Dr. House!
It have spilt because you did not gave a littlest shit,
coffee was here for hours, so you should drink it, you tit.
BSOD, authentic "TILT!" Now the round is lost,
go fuck yourself, dont tell your mom that it was a ghost.
But it matters the most, that you've failed your own noob hunt,
so now go outside and get some fucking sunshine...

...YOU LIFELESS cunt.
« Last Edit: June 13, 2011, 06:09:35 am by jrgp »
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Re: Foxconn's mad rhymes
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2011, 07:09:36 am »
Had to hold on my pleasure tender flash grenade real tight while reading this.

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Re: Foxconn's mad rhymes
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2011, 07:40:20 am »


I am not amused.

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Re: Foxconn's mad rhymes
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2011, 08:59:18 am »
/unban  [pigtail]
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Re: Foxconn's mad rhymes
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2011, 09:55:01 am »
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Re: Foxconn's mad rhymes
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2011, 10:20:49 am »
Quote
Knifing off enemy's hand, instakill, double kill, triple,
It is awesome to in-game kill bad and retarded people.
This brought a smile to my face, reminds me a bit of eminem in the way it sounded in my head.

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Re: Foxconn's mad rhymes
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2011, 12:29:30 pm »
That was awesome, feel bad for him because I assume that poem was the only thing he has been doing since he was banned.
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Re: Foxconn's mad rhymes
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2011, 01:33:41 pm »
He emailed this to me and asked me to post it here. It's the least I could do for a friend.

The least you could've done is told him, "If we had wanted your stuff in the forum, we wouldn't have banned you in the first place."  What good is a ban if it doesn't actually stop the guy from posting?

Especially when it's uninspired garbage like this.
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Re: Foxconn's mad rhymes
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2011, 01:36:50 pm »
Especially when it's uninspired garbage like this.

Only a mentally crippled person would write something utterly wrong about such beautiful rhymes! I ask you now to stop this nonsense and accept he is the most talented among us.

Btw, keep him banned.

Edit: Isn't it delightful to see how Foxconn still draws every attention to him, even though he is long banned and rotting in front of his PC, now that he has lost his purpose?
« Last Edit: June 13, 2011, 01:44:26 pm by DarkCrusade »

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Re: Foxconn's mad rhymes
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2011, 03:37:36 pm »
He emailed this to me and asked me to post it here. It's the least I could do for a friend.

The least you could've done is told him, "If we had wanted your stuff in the forum, we wouldn't have banned you in the first place."  What good is a ban if it doesn't actually stop the guy from posting?

Especially when it's uninspired garbage like this.

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Re: Foxconn's mad rhymes
« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2011, 04:34:59 pm »
You do realise he is mocking us with his poem...

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Re: Foxconn's mad rhymes
« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2011, 05:13:43 pm »
Whatever happened to "This part of my life is over"?
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Re: Foxconn's mad rhymes
« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2011, 05:58:12 pm »
"You've packed a bullet in his chin."

Like a snowball.

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Re: Foxconn's mad rhymes
« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2011, 02:41:54 am »
feel bad for him because I assume that poem was the only thing he has been doing since he was banned.
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Re: Foxconn's mad rhymes
« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2011, 05:17:04 am »
Honestly I don't care if his shit seeps into the forum indirectly by a 3rd party every now and then.

What's terrible is when he's given free reign to post as he pleases.

And that's why I'm not unbanning him.
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Re: Foxconn's mad rhymes
« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2011, 05:28:14 am »
As of now, you are the only connection to the forum, Mr 3rd Party :3

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Re: Foxconn's mad rhymes
« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2011, 05:39:28 am »
Try unbanning foxconn and make all his posts to go through pending approval.

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Re: Foxconn's mad rhymes
« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2011, 05:53:06 am »
Try unbanning foxconn and make all his posts to go through pending approval.

I don't want to put up with that shit. I guess I'm fine with the occasional e-mail or IRC query from him once in a blue moon but having to approve a daily shitstorm? no way
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Re: Foxconn's mad rhymes
« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2011, 07:17:38 am »
What if hes using proxy and is within us at this very moment? We should just incase now and then indentify whos our the most recent and suspiciously retarded member.

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Re: Foxconn's mad rhymes
« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2011, 07:20:30 am »
>:(