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Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« on: July 03, 2011, 11:28:27 pm »
When I'm in the bathroom I sometimes like to hold my erected penis like a joystick and pretend I'm playing space invaders.

Ok so in this topic you need to confess something that you do, I don't know it could be the fact that you bite you nails often or your an anime loving pervert who likes to stare at hentai pics on his computer. Or it can be the fact that you like to fart in the chair and then proceed smell it by getting up and bending down.

I don't know what it is, so go.
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Re: Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2011, 11:49:06 pm »
I like chewing paper and spitting out randomly and getting all disappointing when it sticks to the wall, and then I'm too lazy to take it off.

Bunch of little white paper spit balls all over my wall and computer monitors now.
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Re: Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2011, 12:23:50 am »
I play a lot more video games than I tell most people.

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Re: Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2011, 01:36:12 am »
I sometimes pee in the hand washer because it's in the right hight and I can wash my penis easier there right after. I kinda stopped after I discovered the smell it can leave.

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Re: Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2011, 01:37:04 am »
I sometimes pee in the hand washer because it's in the right hight and I can wash my penis easier there right after. I kinda stopped after I discovered the smell it can leave.

.... what the fuck man. do you shit in the sink too?
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Re: Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2011, 01:52:03 am »
I like to sneeze while peeing, it's fun playing the crazy fireman :D
But I don't do it in my own bathroom! mostly public & restaurant toilets(places that I don't give a shi~ about).
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Re: Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2011, 01:58:55 am »
I sometimes pee in the hand washer because it's in the right hight and I can wash my penis easier there right after. I kinda stopped after I discovered the smell it can leave.

.... what the f**k man. do you s**t in the sink too?
let's not get into that :p

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Re: Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2011, 04:55:33 am »
I've secretly had an innocent crush on my little sisters friend for years. I was always kind of ashamed, 'cause she's 5 years younger than me.

Guess who turned 18 this year.
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Re: Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2011, 05:17:50 am »
Isn't like 15 legal over there? Or was that Sweden?
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Re: Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2011, 05:36:42 am »
I get turned on from footage of catastrophes and autopsies.

I'm a dad.
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Re: Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2011, 05:59:25 am »
Isn't like 15 legal over there? Or was that Sweden?

Yeah, but it's generally frowned upon to be with someone below 18 if you yourself are above.
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Re: Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2011, 07:00:23 am »
I'm a furry. No I don't own a fursuit.



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Re: Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« Reply #12 on: July 04, 2011, 07:57:33 am »
Foxconn likes me.

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Re: Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« Reply #13 on: July 04, 2011, 08:04:16 am »
The thought of rape turns me on...
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Re: Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« Reply #14 on: July 04, 2011, 10:50:34 am »
I have a .22 and 16 years ago when I was 17 I decided one day to shoot a squirrel that was close to the house and annoying as hell. (It was the first and last time that I would shoot an animal on a whim.) It would just go on and on every time it saw movement or the dogs at the house. Even the dogs were sick of it. I shot once and missed it, then shot again, hit it but still missed its head. I'm actually a pretty good shot. Was back then too. It fell out of the tree still alive. I fire again and realize that the mag is empty.. stupid not to check to see how many bullets were in it and very stupid that I had been storing the thing with bullets in it in the first place. I run back to the house as fast as I could to get more bullets. They were gone. Turned out one of the neighbors who had come to visit decided to do some 5 finger discounts when left alone in the house.

The poor thing died painfully.

Other than ravens that attacked lambs (just after being born.. hadn't even walked yet) and started by taking out their eyes and pecking holes in them.. I never fired a gun at any other living creature again. I found out later that the sight is off on the gun and having tested it numerously on targets.. it shoots 2-3 inches to the right at 25 feet. Ironically I should have actually missed the squirrel with the second shot as I shot from at least 40 feet .

The memory is as fresh as it happened yesterday and to this day still sickens me. I didn't really need to shoot the poor thing, could of just scared it off, but you know, growing up in redneck country out in the middle of nowhere, you use a gun for everything short of turning on the fucking television.

It was a harsh life lesson and I can't and won't hurt any living thing. The ravens were an exception, because as soon as they start attacking sheep, they won't leave unless you give them the message that they're not welcome. In such a case, you may not have any other choice.. especially when they're all sitting on a scarecrow staring at newborn lambs. My mother set one up.. I swear if a raven could laugh. The raven problem got so bad (they killed up to 30 lambs in one week), the smell of blood attracted coyotes that were so brave they still jumped into the pen with one of the sheep dogs in hot pursuit.. and that dog's favorite past time is tearing coyotes apart. Not only that, but they were actually attacking and pecking holes into adult sheep (literally.. and yes sheep are that stupid to let that happen).

But otherwise, as for respecting living things.. I even avoid stepping on ants on the sidewalk now, since why not? The only time I'll ever kill an animal is if it is necessary for my own survival/defense or if necessary in defense of another.
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Re: Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« Reply #15 on: July 04, 2011, 10:53:43 am »
I've been talking to dead rabbits and feeding bloody walls. I've done horrifying things with salad tongs. It's really eaten into my social life.

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Re: Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« Reply #16 on: July 04, 2011, 02:57:23 pm »
Foxconn doesn't bother me in the least

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Re: Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« Reply #17 on: July 04, 2011, 04:03:12 pm »
I just had sex and it felt so good

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Re: Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« Reply #18 on: July 04, 2011, 04:27:31 pm »
does your ass still hurt?

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Re: Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« Reply #19 on: July 04, 2011, 05:47:03 pm »
It did not hurt until I read your comment and became butthurt once again.