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Re: Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« Reply #100 on: July 20, 2011, 08:52:33 pm »
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Re: Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« Reply #101 on: July 21, 2011, 02:40:21 am »
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Re: Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« Reply #102 on: July 21, 2011, 04:33:59 pm »
A few nights ago I took E and walked 11 miles after midnight with friends. It was one of the best nights I've had in a long time.

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« Reply #103 on: July 21, 2011, 04:58:06 pm »
A few nights ago I took E and walked 11 miles after midnight with friends. It was one of the best nights I've had in a long time.

At the Infected Mushroom concert this hot girl went up to me and was like "Do you know where to get beans?" and I was like "no, sorry" and she skimpered off and apparently asked a few more people. (Beans = E = Ecstasy)

....my brother later told me I should have told her that they were in my pants and she should try finding them. hah. But then again she was probably a drug nut and it might have been intentionally painful on my end.
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Re: Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« Reply #104 on: July 22, 2011, 10:01:53 am »
When I was 13 I had to use the bathroom really bad after I woke up from my slumber. It was morning, and I rushed to the bathroom and locked the door and I was like shaking cause I had to go really bad. I didn't noticed that the toilet seat was down so I let loose on the toilet seat. This is THE most retarded I have ever possibly done.True story, also my mom wasn't too happy.
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Re: Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« Reply #105 on: July 22, 2011, 10:28:21 am »
When I was 13 I had to use the bathroom really bad after I woke up from my slumber. It was morning, and I rushed to the bathroom and locked the door and I was like shaking cause I had to go really bad. I didn't noticed that the toilet seat was down so I let loose on the toilet seat. This is THE most retarded I have ever possibly done.True story, also my mom wasn't too happy.

...wipe it up with toilet paper so she would never know?
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Re: Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« Reply #106 on: July 23, 2011, 03:59:46 pm »
a while ago i was with a group of people that used hacking to take down other hackers and we use our hacking skills for good. but one day i was mad at someone so i used my skills to mess up his website...

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Re: Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« Reply #107 on: July 23, 2011, 04:28:07 pm »
was it FLAB+soldatforums?

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Re: Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« Reply #108 on: July 24, 2011, 06:42:50 pm »
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Re: Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« Reply #109 on: August 04, 2011, 08:37:06 am »
So I met this girl in #sex on the EFNet IRC network and we've been trading pics of my dick for her pussy and vice versa via email and it's working out pretty well.
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Re: Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« Reply #110 on: August 04, 2011, 08:40:50 am »
I really didn't want to know that. Not the least because you're a site admin.
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Re: Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« Reply #111 on: August 04, 2011, 09:53:48 am »
So I met this girl in #sex on the EFNet IRC network and we've been trading pics of my dick for her pussy and vice versa via email and it's working out pretty well.

You know, there are a couple of places on the internet where you can get (high quality!) images like that WITHOUT subjecting poor girls to pictures of your junk.
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so clearly jgrp is a goddamn anime connoisseur. his opinion might as well be law here.

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Re: Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« Reply #112 on: August 04, 2011, 11:03:52 am »
I am now a brony. Anyone else?

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Re: Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« Reply #113 on: August 04, 2011, 11:04:21 am »
So I met this girl in #sex on the EFNet IRC network and we've been trading pics of my dick for her pussy and vice versa via email and it's working out pretty well.

You know, there are a couple of places on the internet where you can get (high quality!) images like that WITHOUT subjecting poor girls to pictures of your junk.

.... how condescending of you! I run a f**king porn site, I know exactly how to come across all sorts of images. I flirt and f**k around with girls on line for the pleasure of cybersex and interaction, not for pics. And she asked for a pic of it, I didn't offer.

I really didn't want to know that. Not the least because you're a site admin.

What, just 'cause I'm an admin I can't have fun?
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Re: Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« Reply #114 on: August 04, 2011, 12:17:07 pm »
Sure you can, but like, maybe this isn't the right site.

Maybe this thread really wasn't a good idea.
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Re: Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« Reply #115 on: August 04, 2011, 12:50:34 pm »
Sure it was! Although there are somethings on here that are just, wth?

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Re: Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« Reply #116 on: August 04, 2011, 01:19:03 pm »
I am now a brony. Anyone else?

On the internet, that's less a confession and more a statement of "hey guys i'm totally in the club now."

I'M not in said club, as I watched a few episodes on the advice of one of my friends and found them rather unremarkable.  Still, being a "brony" on the internet doesn't make you the pariah that you'd expect.
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Only anime shows I've felt any interest in over the years are Pokemon (original TV series) and various hentai.
so clearly jgrp is a goddamn anime connoisseur. his opinion might as well be law here.

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Re: Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« Reply #117 on: August 04, 2011, 03:12:20 pm »
I am now a brony. Anyone else?

On the internet, that's less a confession and more a statement of "hey guys i'm totally in the club now."

I'M not in said club, as I watched a few episodes on the advice of one of my friends and found them rather unremarkable.  Still, being a "brony" on the internet doesn't make you the pariah that you'd expect.
Not everything in here is really a confession anyway. I suppose your right though. The more I think about it, why should it be a confession. Pariah...I don't think thats the idea behind most people saying they are one though. More so to find others who are like them.

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Re: Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« Reply #118 on: August 05, 2011, 01:42:46 am »
I took revenge for a friend of mine puking in my room and puked on his balcony.

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Re: Confessions (Confess something over the internet)
« Reply #119 on: August 05, 2011, 05:18:34 am »
I took revenge for a friend of mine puking in my room and puked on his balcony.

On his balcony? I bet it rained and cleared the evidence before he even had a chance to notice.
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