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Let's all get to know eachother..
« on: July 09, 2011, 04:25:36 pm »
Hell, this board is running slowly these days, how about we get a little discussion going?

Do you guys have any STD's? If so, how'd you get'em? Yes, I know the practical circumstances, but who were you with, why and so on. Describe the situation.

Also, would you ever have unprotected sex with a girl you just met?
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Re: Let's all get to know eachother..
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2011, 05:35:11 pm »
No I would not have unprotected sex with a girl I just met simply because I'm a virgin and the excitement might not allow me to pull out in time.
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Re: Let's all get to know eachother..
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2011, 06:10:45 pm »
Also, would you ever have unprotected sex with a girl you just met?

Nope, I've got my "no sex until marriage" thing going on.

I guess that answers the first questions, too.
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Re: Let's all get to know eachother..
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2011, 06:13:32 pm »
I guess that answers the first questions, too.

No STD's until you are married?

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Re: Let's all get to know eachother..
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2011, 06:58:53 pm »
Do you guys have any STD's? If so, how'd you get'em? Yes, I know the practical circumstances, but who were you with, why and so on. Describe the situation.

got checked a few days ago as it happens. all the tests they could check at the time were clean just gotta wait a couple weeks to hear the results of the rest

one thing they did find was that apparently my dick hole is slightly inflamed. its supposed to be a common sign of the presence of chlamydia. they also said theres an equal chance its a reaction from the oil me and my partner use for massages but wont know until i get my results in a couple of weeks

probably shouldnt be telling you all this but im quite literally s**tting myself. i know its only worst case scenario a few weeks of antibiotics but ive always been rigorous when it comes to protection so id be quite gutted

Also, would you ever have unprotected sex with a girl you just met?

did it once when i was s**tfaced never doing that again. also none of you are to ever do that. ever. always carry condoms in your wallet and/or at least somewhere on your person. no matter where you are, what time of the year, what building you are abseiling, always. ive worked out by this point that its one of those golden life rules you dont ever break. so dont

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Re: Let's all get to know eachother..
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2011, 07:24:38 pm »
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Re: Let's all get to know eachother..
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2011, 07:26:58 pm »
always carry condoms in your wallet and/or at least somewhere on your person. no matter where you are, what time of the year, what building you are abseiling, always. ive worked out by this point that its one of those golden life rules you dont ever break. so dont
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Also nice if you're really wasted and get the condom out of your wallet instead of the money when you're at a bar. 50% success guaranteed. (only if wasted)
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Re: Let's all get to know eachother..
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2011, 07:40:42 pm »
I'm on my second sex-caused bacterial infection, but both times the doctor said it's not strictly an STD. Just a run-of-the-mill opportunistic infection from rough sex.

I've only had unprotected sex three times in my life. The two times with girls I'd just met were absolute mistakes -- me being drunk and stupid enough to listen to a girl who told me that I didn't need a condom.

Guys: if a girl tells you that you don't need a condom, ditch her right there. It means she's probably fucked some other nasty guy without a condom and is probably just as stupid about getting regular STD check ups. It's never worth the sex, no matter how horny you are.

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Re: Let's all get to know eachother..
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2011, 04:16:22 am »
probably shouldnt be telling you all this but im quite literally s**tting myself. i know its only worst case scenario a few weeks of antibiotics but ive always been rigorous when it comes to protection so id be quite gutted

Don't worry, Panzerdude. It isn't as bad as commonly believed. The worst thing about it is the thought of it; "oh s**t, I have chlamydia".

As for myself.. I was 14 when I met her, she was 13, as I recall. She was to be my first proper girlfriend, and we'd be together for almost a year. We had sex during that year - she was my first at that as well. I would later find out that she'd cheated on me with a couple of blokes, and not the 'send dirty messages' kinda cheating, the 'let them stick their tool without wrapping in me' kinda cheating. So naturally I got a couple of good things from her, the most prominent being Herpes. It's not the dickeating kind of herpes, but rather the one that sits on your lips. It's pretty annoying, but I'm able to deal with it.

The worst thing about it, is that I got it from the first girl I had sex with - Welcome to the game, brudda! Yesterday I had to say no to a party, 'cause my upper lip looks like a vietnam fleshwound.

As for having unprotected sex - it's not an idea I recommend, but I'll also admit to having done it a lot of times myself. If I'm drunk enough, I'll forget all about it, or I just won't care.

Protip: Never trust a girl when she says, "don't worry, I'm on the pill!". Don't be a fool, wrap your tool!
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Re: Let's all get to know eachother..
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2011, 07:01:50 am »
I think of myself as a potential bio-weapon. CBA most of the time to get the condom right next to the bed, blow wad on skin, have her wipe it off, dully listened to getting told off for the lack of tissues or toilet paper, screw again with raised chances of getting the damn condom, blowing wad all over, repeat, sleep, snore.

fairly regularly.

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Re: Let's all get to know eachother..
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2011, 08:10:49 pm »
wrap it up before you slap it up son

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Re: Let's all get to know eachother..
« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2011, 08:22:21 pm »
Also, would you ever have unprotected sex with a girl you just met?

Nope, I've got my "no sex until marriage" thing going on.

I guess that answers the first questions, too.

I've got my "no sex until death" thing going on.

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Re: Let's all get to know eachother..
« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2011, 09:31:31 pm »
you too? jeez i cant wait until this fad about marrying necrophiliacs goes away

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Re: Let's all get to know eachother..
« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2011, 03:25:23 am »
It's not convincing or appropriate to rape with protection.

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Re: Let's all get to know eachother..
« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2011, 09:13:22 pm »
Also, would you ever have unprotected sex with a girl you just met?

Nope, I'm not a lesbian.

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Re: Let's all get to know eachother..
« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2011, 09:24:17 pm »
me neither

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Re: Let's all get to know eachother..
« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2011, 03:21:12 am »
Oh Vigg, you are such a dyke!

Also, would you ever have unprotected sex with a girl you just met?

Nope, I'm not a lesbian.

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Re: Let's all get to know eachother..
« Reply #17 on: July 16, 2011, 09:58:52 am »
Oh Vigg, you are such a dyke!

Also, would you ever have unprotected sex with a girl you just met?

Nope, I'm not a lesbian.

You're a girl? Run, missy. Run for your life..

Haha yeah, I've taken a look through the conversations people have here. This place is clearly girl-deprived.

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Re: Let's all get to know eachother..
« Reply #18 on: July 16, 2011, 11:11:03 am »
Oh Vigg, you are such a dyke!

Also, would you ever have unprotected sex with a girl you just met?

Nope, I'm not a lesbian.

You're a girl? Run, missy. Run for your life..

Haha yeah, I've taken a look through the conversations people have here. This place is clearly girl-deprived.

Yes, it is.

Please stay and make it less deprived, and possibly contribute female-ish opinions to the lewd shit we say.
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Re: Let's all get to know eachother..
« Reply #19 on: July 16, 2011, 03:49:25 pm »
im allergic tto latex and have been with some sluts but no std yet.  i love wiisconsin some one has an std we just banish them¡
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