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should /piss do damage?

It ownes
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It blows, literally
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Offline jrgp

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piss does some damage, only a tiny amount
« on: August 17, 2006, 10:28:11 pm »
My idea is that when you type /piss and the piss goes directly into someones mouth, and only the mouth, a tiny fraction of the health is reduced. Like half a percent.

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Offline jettlarue

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Re: piss does some damage, only a tiny amount
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2006, 10:35:33 pm »
this was on the old forums my suggestion. http://archive.forums.soldat.pl/topic.php?topic_id=34561 :)

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Re: piss does some damage, only a tiny amount
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2006, 10:39:54 pm »
My idea is that when you type /piss and the piss goes directly into someones mouth, and only the mouth, a tiny fraction of the health is reduced. Like half a percent.

You are seriously disgusting. Why in the mouth? Come ON!!!

Make you slip over maybe, but it would be seriously abused because it would be so freakin' hilarious. ;D


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Re: piss does some damage, only a tiny amount
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2006, 12:19:28 am »
Make you slip over maybe, but it would be seriously abused because it would be so freakin' hilarious. ;D

I like this idea as a temporary terrain altering event. :)

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Re: piss does some damage, only a tiny amount
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2006, 01:23:35 am »
Actually pissing on a wound disinfects the wound so it should heal your "partner" lol.

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Re: piss does some damage, only a tiny amount
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2006, 01:49:09 am »
Actually pissing on a wound disinfects the wound so it should heal your "partner" lol.

Yes, but not through drinking it. :P The only way that would work is if we had a secondary item "Urine Filter" which would act as a purifier. It'd be the way to put medics into Soldat. :) Actually, perhaps down the line an argument could be made for having a third item selectable at the start (filter, binoculars, etc.).

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Re: piss does some damage, only a tiny amount
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2006, 02:48:38 am »
How about an "Acid Urine" power-up that grants you the mighty power to piss a deadly acid with the click of  a button!

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Re: piss does some damage, only a tiny amount
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2006, 03:27:47 am »
piss already does serious damage: total humiliation. especially while he is still alive and then after the piss you kill him.

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Re: piss does some damage, only a tiny amount
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2006, 04:19:25 am »
Actually pissing on a wound disinfects the wound so it should heal your "partner" lol.

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Re: piss does some damage, only a tiny amount
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2006, 04:47:11 am »
The only time you can piss on someone is when he is dead :/ I don't think typing /piss and then pissing on a live person will last long :p

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Re: piss does some damage, only a tiny amount
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2006, 04:10:19 pm »
Err, which one of the poll options means "no"?

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Re: piss does some damage, only a tiny amount
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2006, 04:13:56 pm »
Reminds me of Conker's Bad Fur Day.
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Re: piss does some damage, only a tiny amount
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2006, 05:12:15 pm »
I vote no, this is just a retarded idea. Whoever came up with /piss is a little off the rocker anyways. Its not a gun or grenade, it does no damage. Unless its a polygon, in which case it's retarded anyways.

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Re: piss does some damage, only a tiny amount
« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2006, 05:16:00 pm »
Actually pissing on a wound disinfects the wound so it should heal your "partner" lol.

Nope, You should only pee on your own wounds. If anyone else pee on you it won't help.
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Re: piss does some damage, only a tiny amount
« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2006, 05:23:50 pm »
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Offline Kaine

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Re: piss does some damage, only a tiny amount
« Reply #15 on: August 18, 2006, 06:39:10 pm »
uh huh. kinda wierd, kinda sick.  dont think it would be quite appropriate for soldat.

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Re: piss does some damage, only a tiny amount
« Reply #16 on: August 18, 2006, 07:07:05 pm »
It should make the polygon that it touches turn to ice for a few seconds ;))

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Re: piss does some damage, only a tiny amount
« Reply #17 on: August 18, 2006, 07:33:06 pm »
This is probably the most useless suggestion I've read in the past few days. At least try thinking of something that would contribute to the game.

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Re: piss does some damage, only a tiny amount
« Reply #18 on: August 18, 2006, 07:45:28 pm »
This is probably the most useless suggestion I've read in the past few days. At least try thinking of something that would contribute to the game.
correct, this is the most retarded thing you guys have ever come up with, and that includes "VEHIKKLLZ"
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Offline The Red Guy

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Re: piss does some damage, only a tiny amount
« Reply #19 on: August 18, 2006, 11:31:10 pm »
Actually pissing on a wound disinfects the wound so it should heal your "partner" lol.

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Then you should prolly create a gun that piss and heals people. lol.