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Offline 100% not captain ben

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how do you know if you're gay
« on: September 17, 2011, 03:42:10 am »
personally i think it's only gay if you kiss or make eye contact or cry afterwards.

bumsex is a touchy subject... i totally think its gay if you get it in the ass but it's totally not gay if you're the one giving it over taking it and not doing any freaky shit like giving them a reacharound or whatever. you could probably just get off thinking about ellen degenerate or checking yourself out in the mirror if it really worries you that much
headjobs i'm not so sure about but i think as long as they're sucking my dick i'm not gay but they sure as hell are

anyway what do you homos think

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Re: how do you know if you're gay
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2011, 03:45:02 am »
i think you are gay, sir.

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Re: how do you know if you're gay
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2011, 04:06:47 am »
bumsex is a touchy subject.

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Re: how do you know if you're gay
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2011, 02:33:38 pm »
what if you have bumsex with a girl/your girlfriend? .... ... strap-on, and she gives it to you. I'm not asking I already know what I think but I want to know what cpt ben has to say.. Honest!!
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Re: how do you know if you're gay
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2011, 03:25:27 pm »
Enjoying anal stimulation (I'm sure some people here have rubbed their ass as they've fapped without realizing it) if you're a guy does not necessarily indicate gayness....not that I'm into that or anything.

What does is sexual attraction to the same gender.

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Re: how do you know if you're gay
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2011, 12:08:07 am »
strap ons hmmmm... well it's hard to be the big man when you've got your girlfriend railing your ass.

not gay but spiritually gay

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Re: how do you know if you're gay
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2011, 08:34:43 am »
Here are some indicators that mean you are probably gay:

You have a chubby red face that looks like a smacked arse.

You make over-expressive facial gestures when you are uncomfortable.

You move lethargically as if you have a deformed pelvis.

You have a stupid haircut which you think is cute.

You have terrible hand co-ordination when you make hand gestures.
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Re: how do you know if you're gay
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2011, 10:37:47 am »
Are we talking jews or homosexuality? :P

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Re: how do you know if you're gay
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2011, 09:37:06 pm »
Oh my god mangled, I have almost all of those.
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Re: how do you know if you're gay
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2011, 09:38:23 pm »
And how does that make you feel?
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Re: how do you know if you're gay
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2011, 09:59:58 pm »
You.. are.. an enjoyer of all things.. True homosexuality is a deterioration of one's ability..

It's a mystery.
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Re: how do you know if you're gay
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2011, 01:48:43 pm »
Oh my god mangled, I have almost all of those.

There's no need to feel down about it, just pick yourself off the ground... You have to look at it this way; you're new in town and really there's no need to be unhappy.
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Re: how do you know if you're gay
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2011, 03:37:19 pm »
Here are some indicators that mean you are probably gay:

You have a chubby red face that looks like a smacked arse.

You make over-expressive facial gestures when you are uncomfortable.

You move lethargically as if you have a deformed pelvis.

You have a stupid haircut which you think is cute.

You have terrible hand co-ordination when you make hand gestures.

oh YES!!!

I'm not gay!!!
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Re: how do you know if you're gay
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2011, 09:20:15 pm »
Oh my god mangled, I have almost all of those.

There's no need to feel down about it, just pick yourself off the ground... You have to look at it this way; you're new in town and really there's no need to be unhappy.

Thanks, that does actually make me feel better.

And how does that make you feel?

I feel good now, I'm just glad that the one I don't have is the chubby cheek one.
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Re: how do you know if you're gay
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2011, 09:27:20 pm »
Here are some indicators that mean you are probably gay:

You have a chubby red face that looks like a smacked arse.

You make over-expressive facial gestures when you are uncomfortable.

You move lethargically as if you have a deformed pelvis.

You have a stupid haircut which you think is cute.

You have terrible hand co-ordination when you make hand gestures.

oh YES!!!

I'm not gay!!!

Oh yeah? Don't make me post the pic with the ridiculous haircut >:D