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There's this guy
« on: October 05, 2011, 12:04:18 pm »
at my college who looks just like jrgp.
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Re: There's this guy
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2011, 12:05:05 pm »
Quote from: Smegma on October 05, 2011, 12:04:18 pm
at my college who looks just like jrgp.

Oh snap!

Where do you go to school, man?
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Re: There's this guy
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2011, 12:13:23 pm »
ODU, its in VA.
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Re: There's this guy
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2011, 12:15:41 pm »
Quote from: Smegma on October 05, 2011, 12:13:23 pm
ODU, its in VA.

meh.

I'm at Valencia College, and it's Orlando, FL.

Pics of my impersonator on your campus or you're full of shit and wasting my time with this thread. :P
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Re: There's this guy
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2011, 12:16:34 pm »
I saw him like once while I was walking. If I see him again, i'll do it!
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Re: There's this guy
« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2011, 12:17:45 pm »
Quote from: Smegma on October 05, 2011, 12:16:34 pm
I saw him like once while I was walking. If I see him again, i'll do it!

Yeah and if you don't your credibility in my eyes has been totally shot to shit.
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Re: There's this guy
« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2011, 12:18:28 pm »
My karma > Yours

so it doesn't matter!
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Re: There's this guy
« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2011, 12:19:59 pm »
Quote from: Smegma on October 05, 2011, 12:18:28 pm
My karma > Yours

so it doesn't matter!

Karma's just for fags who care about karma.
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Re: There's this guy
« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2011, 12:20:50 pm »
I just smited you, man.
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Re: There's this guy
« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2011, 12:21:16 pm »
Quote from: Smegma on October 05, 2011, 12:20:50 pm
I just smited you, man.

I admire your persistence, good sir.
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Re: There's this guy
« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2011, 12:22:53 pm »
I admire your ability to travel to VA to trick me.
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Re: There's this guy
« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2011, 12:23:21 pm »
Quote from: Smegma on October 05, 2011, 12:22:53 pm
I admire your ability to travel to VA to trick me.

My phone's GPS says otherwise. Tell me how to take a screenshot on a Moto Droid and you'll have proof I'm still in O-town.
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Re: There's this guy
« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2011, 12:23:46 pm »
I saw him two days ago!
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Re: There's this guy
« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2011, 12:24:33 pm »
Quote from: Smegma on October 05, 2011, 12:23:46 pm
I saw him two days ago!

Picssssssssssssssss nigga, picsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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Re: There's this guy
« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2011, 12:25:24 pm »
Well, i'll try and hunt him down on the days that I past him!

This is the best thread in years.
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Re: There's this guy
« Reply #15 on: October 05, 2011, 12:29:29 pm »
Quote from: Smegma on October 05, 2011, 12:25:24 pm
Well, i'll try and hunt him down on the days that I past him!

This is the best thread in years.

Yeah hunt him down, whack him over the head with a crowbar (Freeman style, ofc), drag him to some dark ally or your filthy apartment (whichever satisfies your creeper fetish more), sit him down and tie him up. Slap his face around to wake his scrawny pimply programmer-looking ass up.

He's going to have a look that basically says his thoughts, which most certainly are "Pleaseeee don't cut off my dick or package! I know they're tiny but still.....I want to at least attempt shoving an almost concave object into another!!"

His jaw will drop with a sigh of relief as well as disbelief as he thinks "what the fuck?" when you say "you look so much like one of my online friends. My name is 'Smegma' and you look a lot like 'jrgp'.. or is it 'rpjg' or some shit like that. Well, what say you, pimply faggot?!"

What do you do next, smeggy?
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Re: There's this guy
« Reply #16 on: October 05, 2011, 12:32:14 pm »
kiss him.
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Re: There's this guy
« Reply #17 on: October 05, 2011, 12:33:36 pm »
Quote from: Smegma on October 05, 2011, 12:32:14 pm
kiss him.

Congrats, you ruined the thread for me. It could have been legendary, but you decided to go full faggot on his ass.
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Re: There's this guy
« Reply #18 on: October 05, 2011, 12:34:35 pm »
My heart jumped when I saw him, I was hoping you moved to study here.
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Re: There's this guy
« Reply #19 on: October 05, 2011, 12:45:38 pm »
Quote from: Smegma on October 05, 2011, 12:34:35 pm
My heart jumped when I saw him, I was hoping you moved to study here.

Yeah and I was hoping you moved to study here. It'd be great. Two soldat guys go wing man'ing over all the hot sluts here.
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