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« on: November 05, 2012, 04:53:36 pm »
This wasted about an hour of my time.
Not sure if it was worth it or not.

A big +2 to the strangers involved for not having lives. :)

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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:

use objects around you irl to fight stranger.
Stranger 2: Um..
Stranger 1: Eh...
Stranger 2: ... tissue paper?
Stranger 1: A... blanket!!
Stranger 2: I KNOW!
Stranger 2: Thread!
Stranger 1: BAM!!!
Stranger 2: Eat that, stranger!
Stranger 1: OHHH, you have found my weakness!!!
Stranger 1: NOOOOOOOO....!
Stranger 1: I'M MELTIIIING...
Stranger 2: Phew, that was close.
Stranger 2: If he reached for that other object, I would have been done for
Stranger 1: I! AM! YOUR! FATHER!!!
Stranger 2: No, father!
Stranger 1: *officially reaches for backpack*
Stranger 1: As Dora the Explorer says...
Stranger 1: ...BACKPACK! BACKPACK!
Stranger 2: Oh god..
Stranger 2: No!
Stranger 1: Yeah. Yeah, that's right.
Stranger 1: YOUR FACE!
Stranger 2: No! Quickly, empty dr pepper can!
Stranger 2: Save me!
Stranger 1: NYEHEHEHEHEHE!
Stranger 2: It's not working!
Stranger 1: NOTHING CAN SAVE YOU NOW!!
Stranger 2: Work with the cola bottle, dr pepper!
Stranger 2: CONCENTRATE YOUR ENERGIES!
Stranger 1: NOOOOOOO!
Stranger 1: DON'T DO IT!
Stranger 1: I... I see the light!!!
Stranger 2: It's too late.. they're going to rip a hole in space and time!
Stranger 2: Stranger, we need to put aside our differences! Here, drink this deodorant!
Stranger 1: I shall!!
Stranger 2: It'll bring you back to full strength, and we can stop these empty soft drinks!
Stranger 1: ...Wait a minute, what about YOU?!
Stranger 2: I..
Stranger 2: You will have to do this without me, stranger.
Stranger 1: LEAVE WITHOUT ME!!!
Stranger 1: ((brb, lololol XD))
Stranger 2: (pfftokay)
Stranger 1: ((it's... it's official. awesome stranger is awesome. O.O *bows to glorious Stranger*))
Stranger 1: The world needs soda heroes like you...
Stranger 2: ((-tips fedora.-- Glorious Stranger here, private detective.))
Stranger 1: ((-swoon- trolololol~))
Stranger 1: ((And I, Random Stranger VI, bandit of the night!! *swishes cape around*))
Stranger 1: But wait!!
Stranger 2: What is it, Stranger?
Stranger 1: Perhaps we can fuse the power of our tissue paper and blanket and create...
Stranger 1: ...THE ULTIMATE SAVIOR.
Stranger 2: -gasps-
Stranger 1: It must be done.
Stranger 1: THE WORLD IS READY!
Stranger 2: But what if it goes wrong, Stranger?!
Stranger 1: Then we shall have to live with our actions forever more.
Stranger 2: What if it turns into our darkest nightmares, Stranger?
Stranger 2: What.. what if it fuses into a teddy bear, stranger?
Stranger 2: What will we do?
Stranger 1: -GASP-
Stranger 1: DON'T SAY THE NAME!
Stranger 2: I'm sorry!
Stranger 1: Well, there's always the Hokey Pokey...
Stranger 1: I may not be enough, however.
Stranger 2: But that could kill us all, Stranger!
Stranger 2: It's too powerful to do with only two people!
Stranger 1: The ancient ritual must take place, and it must take place today!
Stranger 1: FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO, our fathers brought forth upon this nation THE HOKEY POKEY!
Stranger 1: ARE YOU WITH ME?
Stranger 2: I am, Stranger.
Stranger 2: Even if the world ends.
Stranger 2: I'll be here!
Stranger 1: If... If we don't get through this alive, know that I will always remember this moment.
Stranger 1: ...Somehow.
Stranger 2: I will too. I love you, stranger.
Stranger 1: This... this is so sudden!!
Stranger 2: There's no other time!
Stranger 1: But, I must admit... I love thee as well.
Stranger 2: If.. if we both perish, I wanted you to know this much, stranger.
Stranger 2: I'm...
Stranger 1: You're...?
Stranger 2: I'm..
Stranger 1: You're...?
Stranger 2: I'm pregnant, stranger.
Stranger 1: WHAT?!
Stranger 2: I don't know!
Stranger 1: WHAT?!?!
Stranger 1: WHAT?!?!?!
Stranger 2: When you brought out the backpack, something strange happened to me!
Stranger 2: -sobs-
Stranger 1: It's okay... It's okay... Behold, this child shall defeat THE DREADED TEDDY BEAR OF DEATH!!!
Stranger 1: *light shines*
Stranger 2: T-there's something else you should know.
Stranger 1: O Stranger, what is it?!
Stranger 2: I... the dreaded teddy bear of death threatened to destroy our child.
Stranger 1: *GASP!*
Stranger 2: So.. to save our child, I..
Stranger 2: I have to join it now, Stranger.
Stranger 2: I-I'm sorry.
Stranger 1: No! NO!! Don't joy the evil!!!
Stranger 2: I'm sure you two will prevail. You have to!
Stranger 1: OUR CHILD WILL LOSE SOUL...!!!
Stranger 2: Oh god.. what have I done?!
Stranger 2: Stranger.. what.. what do I do?
Stranger 1: Only you know, Stranger.
Stranger 1: The answer lies within your heart.
Stranger 2: I..
Stranger 1: Look closely, Stranger.
Stranger 1: Look closer.
Stranger 1: Closerrrr...
Stranger 1: C...l...o...s...e...r...
Stranger 2: Without the dreaded teddy bear of doom.
Stranger 2: ... closer, stranger?
Stranger 2: Are you okay?
Stranger 1: Closer, Stranger.
Stranger 2: Stranger?
Stranger 2: I'll sacrifice myself, Stranger. It's the only way. You'll be able to raise our child alone.
Stranger 2: ...
Stranger 1: No, I fear I am not.
Stranger 2: No!
Stranger 1: YOU MUST HOLD STRONG!
Stranger 2: Get a hold of yourself!
Stranger 1: SLKJFASDF...!
Stranger 2: Please, for our child!
Stranger 2: You need to do it!
Stranger 2: You can!
Stranger 1: But... but without you, what am I?!
Stranger 1: Just a random pebble, drifting through the waves!!
Stranger 1: An eagle clawing through a jar of orange juice!!
Stranger 2: I-I.. I'll always be with you, in spirit!
Stranger 1: AND I, WITH YOU!
Stranger 2: I'll be that lonely ghost, following you and supporting you with a broomstick!
Stranger 1: And I will shake my fist fondly!!
Stranger 1: DEATH DO US PART, DEAR STRANGER!!!
Stranger 2: Death do us part!
Stranger 2: But, beyond that!
Stranger 2: We will ALWAYS be together!
Stranger 2: I love you stranger.
Stranger 1: Always! As one!!! *cue cheesy music*
Stranger 2: Let's defeat the teddy bear.
Stranger 2: Together
Stranger 2: As a family.
Stranger 1: Let's do it.
Stranger 2: As one!
Stranger 1: ME, YOU, AND OUR 50-YEAR OLD TURTLE THAT WAS NEVER MENTIONED FOR NO OBVIOUS REASON!!!
Stranger 1: TOGETHER!!!!
Stranger 2: TOGETHER!
Stranger 1: *more cheesy music*
Stranger 1: UNIIIIIIITE!
Stranger 2: LA LA!
Stranger 2: PO!
Stranger 1: DA DA DAAAAAA...!!!
Stranger 2: -Native tellytubby war cry-
Stranger 1: ((OH MY GOSH YOU'RE AMAZING))
Stranger 2: ((-Swishes peacock tailfeathers-
Stranger 2: ((Of course I am.
Stranger 1: FOR HAROLD!!!
Stranger 2: ((I am Glorious Peacock Stranger, Private Detective))
Stranger 2: FOR HAROLD!
Stranger 2: AAAAAAAAA
Stranger 2: TINKY WINKYYY
Stranger 1: THE POWER LEVEL IS 9,000!!!
Stranger 2: I-IT'S NOT ENOUGH!
Stranger 1: DIPSYYYY!
Stranger 1: LALA!!!
Stranger 1: PO!!!
Stranger 2: POOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger 2: IT'S WORKING, STRANGER
Stranger 2: LA LA
Stranger 1: PO!!!
Stranger 2: I CAN FEEL TEDDY BEAR WEAKENING!
Stranger 1: AS CAN I!!!
Stranger 2: QUICK, USE YOUR POKEBALL!
Stranger 2: I.. WE CAN USE IT!
Stranger 1: OUR ENERGIES ARE CUTTING A HOLE THROUGH ITS EARDRUM!!!
Stranger 1: I WANNA BE THE VE-RY BEST!
Stranger 2: WE CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH TEDDY BEAR!
Stranger 1: I SHALL!!!
Stranger 2: LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
Stranger 1: WAIT... WAIT!
Stranger 1: ...I'M OUT OF POKEBALLS! ALL I HAVE IS A MAP SOME LADY GAVE ME!
Stranger 2: GOD DAMNIT.. WE HAVE NO CHOICE!
Stranger 2: CALL.. CALL GARY OAK
Stranger 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Stranger 1: WE MUST NOT!!!!!
Stranger 2: WE HAVE NO CHOICE, STRANGER!
Stranger 1: I-IT CAN'T BE DONE!
Stranger 2: AN ENEMY OF MY ENEMY IS OUR FRIEND, AS THEY SAY!
Stranger 2: IT'S THE ONLY WAY!
Stranger 1: BUT... BUT... BUT...!
Stranger 1: ......
Stranger 2: QUICKLY STRANGER! THE TEDDY BEAR IS CHARGING UP IT'S EYE LASERS!
Stranger 1: I shall. For Harold.
Stranger 1: NOOO!
Stranger 2: I CAN'T HOLD IT OFF MUCH LONGER!
Stranger 1: CALLING GARY OAK!!!!!
Stranger 2: QUICK!
Stranger 1: Gary: Smell ya later.
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Stranger 2: WE HAVE TEN SECONDS! THE TIMER ON IT'S HEAD SAYS SO!
Stranger 2: NO!
Stranger 2: DAMNIT, GARY!
Stranger 2: CALL.. CALL THE VERY BEST
Stranger 2: THERE'S FIVE SECONDS!
Stranger 1: THAT NO-ONE EVER WAS?!
Stranger 2: STRANGER!
Stranger 2: YOU CAN DO THIS
Stranger 1: YES, STRANGER?
Stranger 2: AAAAAA
Stranger 1: ROGER-ROGER!
Stranger 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger 2: -POKES THE EYES-
Stranger 1: Beep boop beep!!!
Stranger 2: I'VE WEAKENED IT!
Stranger 1: ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! LET'S!! DO!! THIS!!!
Stranger 2: YEAH!
Stranger 1: I'LL TAKE DEFENSE!!!!
Stranger 2: ALRIGHT! I'LL TAKE THE PYRO
Stranger 1: YES!!!
Stranger 1: WE... WE'RE DOING IT! WE'RE DOING IT, STRANGER!
Stranger 2: I CAN FEEL IT'S POWER BREAKING!
Stranger 1: YESSSSSSSSS!!!
Stranger 2: WE DID IT, STRANGER!
Stranger 2: A-AGH!
Stranger 1: YEAH WE DID!
Stranger 1: BUT...
Stranger 2: I.. It..
Stranger 1: T-THE RECIOL, IT...
Stranger 1: it...
Stranger 1: No!!!
Stranger 2: Stranger..
Stranger 1: STRANGER!!!!
Stranger 2: I.. I love you.
Stranger 1: DON'T DO THIS TO ME!
Stranger 2: I.. only one of us can live through this day..
Stranger 1: DON'T LEAVE ME ON THIS CRUEL, CRUEL UNIVERSE!!!
Stranger 2: W-we're out of deodorant cans..
Stranger 1: B-but......
Stranger 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stranger 2: And.. I'll give my life to you, Stranger..
Stranger 2: If it means you can live on..
Stranger 1: BUT... BUT I'LL GIVE YOU MY SOUL!
Stranger 2: F-for Harold, stranger..
Stranger 2: You need.. you need to live..
Stranger 2: For Harold..
Stranger 1: N-no!!! You have too much to live for!!!!!
Stranger 1: THINK OF THE ICE-CREAM MAN!
Stranger 1: THINK OF YOUR FACE!
Stranger 1: THINK OF ME!!!
Stranger 2: I-I remember when I first met the Ice Cream man, stranger..
Stranger 2: Haha.. It was so nice, he gave me an extra flake!
Stranger 1: *EPIC FLASHBACK*
Stranger 2: ICE CREAM MAN!
Stranger 2: ICE CREAM MAN!
Stranger 1: Yeah... Yeah!!!
Stranger 2: STOP, I WANT AN ICE CREAM!
Stranger 1: THAT'S IT!!!
Stranger 1: YESSSS!!! I WILL GET THEE ICEREAM!!!
Stranger 1: JUST... WAIT FOR ME!!!
Stranger 1: WAIT FOR ME AT ALL COSTS!!!!
Stranger 2: ICE CREAM MAN!
Stranger 1: WILL YOU WAIT FOR ME, STRANGER?!
Stranger 2: YES!
Stranger 2: I'LL WAIT FOR YOU FOREVER, ICE CREAM MAN!
Stranger 1: I WILL BE BACK INSTANTLY!!!
Stranger 2: YAY!
Stranger 1: H... how did you know my secret identity?!?!
Stranger 2: IT'S ON YOUR HAT, ICE CREAM MAN!
Stranger 1: BUT... BUT....!
Stranger 1: IT WAS FOREVER SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET!
Stranger 2: DON'T WORRY! IT CAN BE OUR SECRET, ICE CREAM MAN!
Stranger 2: TOGETHER!
Stranger 1: TOGETHER!!
Stranger 2: AS LONG AS YOU GIVE ME AN EXTRA FLAKE!
Stranger 2: **FLASHBACK ENDS**
Stranger 1: Wow. That was beautiful.
Stranger 2: Oh, I remember it so well, stranger.. I remember it so well..
Stranger 1: You must live on!!!
Stranger 2: I'm not long for this world now, stranger.. I-It's too late..
Stranger 2: -cough-
Stranger 1: Nooooo!!
Stranger 1: Wait, I... I'll call The Local Doctor...!
Stranger 2: The.. The Local Doctor?
Stranger 1: THE Local Doctor!!!!!
Stranger 1: HE SHALL REDEEM US!
Stranger 2: H-He can do it!
Stranger 2: Yes!
Stranger 1: Yes!!
Stranger 2: Quickly, stranger.. I don't have long!
Stranger 1: I SHALL MOVE LIKE THE WIND!
Stranger 1: SWISH, SWISH!!!
Stranger 2: YOU'LL NEED TO MOVE FASTER THAN THE WIND!
Stranger 1: SWISHSWISHSWISH!!!
Stranger 1: HERE HE IS!
Stranger 1: ARE YOU WITH ME, STRANGER?!
Stranger 1: TALK TO ME...!
Stranger 2: I'M WITH YOU STILL, STRANGER..
Stranger 2: -cough-
Stranger 2: B-but..
Stranger 1: YES! YES!!!
Stranger 2: urk
Stranger 1: NOOOOO!
Stranger 1: NO?
Stranger 2: -ded-
Stranger 1: :O...
Stranger 1: *collapse*
Stranger 1: But...
Stranger 1: BUT....
Stranger 1: BUT!
Stranger 1: AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH!
Stranger 1: THROUGH SICKNESS AND PAIN!!!
Stranger 1: WE LOVED EACH-OTHER!
Stranger 1: WE FOUGHT THE TEDDY BEAR!!!!
Stranger 1: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YY!
Stranger 1: *roll credits*
Stranger 2: -popcorn crunch-
Stranger 2: that was the best film
Stranger 2: i have ever seen
Stranger 1: Well, Stranger... Looks like we got ourselves a winning film.
Stranger 2: but
Stranger 1: But?!
Stranger 2: the poor Strangers.
Stranger 1: Aw, who cares about STRANGERS?
Stranger 2: I'm not sure if the audience will be able to withstand this sorrow, Stranger!
Stranger 2: .. Oh, you're right.
Stranger 2: It's nothing.
Stranger 1: In fact, this could be a COMEDY!
Stranger 1: For people to chortle at!
Stranger 1: Yeah... YEAH! We should call it "THE COMEDY".
Stranger 2: You're right! That's the BEST NAME!
Stranger 1: YEAH! YEAH!
Stranger 2: We'll be rolling in cheetos and macarenas by the end of the year!
Stranger 1: Fame is calling to me!!
Stranger 2: Fame and victory, stranger! I can taste it in the air..
Stranger 2: It..
Stranger 2: It tastes like tuna.
Stranger 2: Hm.
Stranger 1: Pleasure doing business with you, Stranger!!!
Stranger 1: Wh...
Stranger 1: I... I hate tuna!!
Stranger 1: ...Could this be a sign, dear Stranger...?
Stranger 2: I think it is, Stranger.
Stranger 1: But... what does it all mean?!
Stranger 2: I.. I think the world is not ready for this caliber of comedy.
Stranger 1: You know, I think you're right.
Stranger 1: The world simply isn't sophisticated enough..
Stranger 1: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE GLORY?
Stranger 1: WHAT ABOUT THE CHEETOES?!
Stranger 2: So.. so we shall publish it to the internet. They will do it justice. They'll simplify it and tear it to pieces.
Stranger 1: Perfect. You are perfect, dear Stranger.
Stranger 2: And then the world will be able to understand.
Stranger 1: IT is perfect.
Stranger 2: We are BOTH perfect, Stranger.
Stranger 1: O Stranger, flattery will get you everywhere~
Stranger 2: Even in thy sleeves? How naughty, Stranger!
Stranger 1: What can I say, Stranger, what can I say... Other than "OH YEAH!"
Stranger 1: BAM.
Stranger 1: B-but... where on the Internet can they deal with the awesome...?
Stranger 2: I-I'm not sure..
Stranger 1: Hm.
Stranger 1: Perhaps we should put our thinking caps on...
Stranger 2: 4chan.. 4chan would find all the innuendos in it. We can't publish it there.
Stranger 1: Yes... Yes, you're right. We mustn't.
Stranger 2: Where else can we, stranger?
Stranger 2: -dons thinking cap-
Stranger 1: *dramatic pause*
Stranger 1: Tumblr?
Stranger 2: Tumblr only cares for the gifs and the like!
Stranger 2: And Sherlock!
Stranger 2: Lots and lots of Sherlock!
Stranger 1: GASP! B-BUT SHERLOCK IS MY LIFE!
Stranger 1: SHERLOCK... IS.. MY... LIFFFFE. O.O
Stranger 1: BUT!
Stranger 2: Stranger, get a hold of yourself!
Stranger 1: I SHALL!
Stranger 1: MUST! KEEP! CONTROL!
Stranger 2: We must be sensible!
Stranger 2: ASSUMING CONTROL
Stranger 1: True enough, true enough...
Stranger 1: SURELY THERE'S ANOTHER AREA?!
Stranger 2: I AM NOT SURE
Stranger 1: I-IF NOT, I MAY HAVE TO... RUN IN CIRCLES!
Stranger 2: WE..
Stranger 2: REDDIT ONLY CARES FOR THE CATS AND THE POLITICS
Stranger 1: SO TRUE...!
Stranger 1: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Maybe we can spraypaint it to a bathroom stall!!
Stranger 2: WE.. WE'LL MAKE OUR OWN INTERNET, STRANGER.
Stranger 2: WITH BLACKJACK.
Stranger 1: PERFECT!
Stranger 2: AND HOOKERS.
Stranger 1: PERFECTION IS IN OUR PAWS!
Stranger 2: PAWS, STRANGER?
Stranger 2: SINCE WHEN DID YOU TURN INTO A CAT?
Stranger 1: PAWS, STRANGER!
Stranger 2: WHY AM I A DOLPHIN?
Stranger 1: PERHAPS I SHOULD'VE MENTIONED...
Stranger 1: I... I HAVE THAT EFFECT ON PEOPLE...
Stranger 2: O-oh.. I-I see..
Stranger 2: S-stranger!
Stranger 1: I-I understand if you're slightly... disturbed...
Stranger 1: But you must understand! THE CURSE WILL HOLD STRONG UNTIL I REACH MY DESTINY!
Stranger 2: It.. it's fine if it's with you, Stranger.
Stranger 2: I'll stand by you forever.
Stranger 1: Thank you, Stranger. Thank you.
Stranger 2: D-do you hear that, Stranger?
Stranger 1: I... I do!!
Stranger 2: .. N-no!
Stranger 2: They're coming for me!
Stranger 2: Stranger!
Stranger 2: What do I do?!
Stranger 1: DON'T LISTEN, STRANGER!
Stranger 1: DON'T WORRY!
Stranger 1: HIDE UNDER MY TOES!!!
Stranger 2: WE WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE THEM!
Stranger 2: I WILL!
Stranger 1: B-B-BUT...!
Stranger 2: FOR YOU ARE THE CAT EQUIVALENT OF GODZILLA!
Stranger 1: WHAT'S WRONG WITH GODZILLA?!
Stranger 1: THE GUY WAS MY AUNT!!!
Stranger 1: ...Wait, that sounds wrong...
Stranger 2: GODZILLA.. GODZILLA CAME DOWN WITH A COLD.
Stranger 2: Wait.
Stranger 2: ...
Stranger 1: O unfortunate Godzilla...
Stranger 1: YOU HAVE A PLAN, DEAR STRANGER???
Stranger 2: I-I DON'T.
Stranger 2: BUT.
Stranger 2: WE'LL FACE IT.
Stranger 2: TOGETHER.
Stranger 1: YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
Stranger 1: YEAH!
Stranger 2: YEAH!
Stranger 1: LET'S DO THIS!
Stranger 2: YEAAAH!
Stranger 1: YEAAAAAAH!
Stranger 1: WAIT! WAIT, STRANGER!
Stranger 2: WHAT IS IT, STRANGER?
Stranger 1: WHAT IF TOGETHER ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH?!
Stranger 2: WE.. WE HAVE TO TRY.
Stranger 1: WHAT IF YOU MUST RUN FOR THE HILLS AND I, FOR THEM??
Stranger 2: I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU STRANGER.
Stranger 2: TOGETHER.
Stranger 2: TO THE END.
Stranger 1: YEAH!!!!!!
Stranger 2: -RUN TOWARDS SUNSET-
Stranger 1: -STOMPS AFTER-
Stranger 2: **Roll Credits**
Stranger 1: WELL THEN! *curls mustache*
Stranger 1: That was... the worst movie... EVER.
Stranger 1: I WANT MY MONEY BACK!
Stranger 1: IN FACT, I WANT MY LIFE BACK!
Stranger 2: Oh, I do say. Let us start a riot.
Stranger 1: Shall we, Stranger?
Stranger 2: Get me my cane, Geoffry.
Stranger 1: Of course, William.
Stranger 1: *hands cane*
Stranger 2: We'll give that conductor a right thwacking.
Stranger 2: Prepare the hot wax.
Stranger 1: Of course, of course.
Stranger 1: But where could he be?
Stranger 1: A clubhouse, snickering down at the people he's cheated, maybe?!
Stranger 2: He could not have gone far, Geoffry! Get the lackeys to check
Stranger 2: They're more.. suited for this dirty work.
Stranger 1: Understood, William!!
Stranger 1: Meanwhile, my shoes must be shined, polished, cleansed, and washed...
Stranger 1: Etcetera.
Stranger 2: After all, I wouldn't want you to get that nice tuxedo dirtied by the gaze of strippers!
Stranger 2: Indeed.
Stranger 2: Allow me to polish my glass eye, Geoffry. One moment.
Stranger 2: It gets mighty dirty some days.
Stranger 1: Of course, William.
Stranger 1: Hmmm, it seems I have a hair in my mustache...
Stranger 2: Blast! You'll need to cast yourself a replacement in glass.
Stranger 1: Yes, yes, I'll get to it!
Stranger 2: It's what comes from watching these god awful movies, after all.
Stranger 1: EEEEAAAAGH!
Stranger 1: WILLIAM, I'VE FALLEN ONTO THE FLOOR!
Stranger 1: I'VE FALLEN, WILLIAM!
Stranger 2: Oh dear! Geoffry, how ever will we get you up!
Stranger 2: Take my cane!
Stranger 1: But... but it was oiled just 84 seconds ago!!
Stranger 1: MY FINGERS... ARE... SLIPPING!!!
Stranger 2: It must have been faulty oil! We'll oil it again.
Stranger 2: No!
Stranger 2: Geoffry, you can do it!
Stranger 1: CAN'T! HOLD! ON! MUCH! LONGERRRRRRR!!!
Stranger 2: TAKE MY HAND!
Stranger 1: I'LL TRY!
Stranger 2: -pull-
Stranger 1: Oof! I'm UP!
Stranger 2: -wheeze-
Stranger 2: That was close, Geoffry!
Stranger 1: But I fear we have a sinister force working against us, William.
Stranger 2: That one step could have killed you if you fell down it!
Stranger 2: Ah.. that might be the case.
Stranger 1: My... my life flashed before my eyes...
Stranger 1: And in it, I saw...
Stranger 1: ...a hotdog.
Stranger 2: A hot dog, Geoffry?
Stranger 2: This must be an omen.
Stranger 2: A past nemesis, perhaps?
Stranger 1: Such a beautiful little hotdog, with gentle curls and sparking eyes.
Stranger 1: Perhaps.
Stranger 2: From when you ruled the North Indian Coffee trade?
Stranger 1: O William, you may be correct...
Stranger 1: You don't think people are still angry about The War of The Yam, do you....?
Stranger 1: THat was back in 1458, after all...!
Stranger 2: ((Alas, I must depart. It grows late in the land of tea and I have a essay to do.))
Stranger 1: ((T_T I shall miss thee!!!))
Stranger 1: ((Be well, Stranger dearest!))
Stranger 2: ((And you, graceful stranger.))
Stranger 2: ((-Kiss-.))
Stranger 1: ((-sob-))
Stranger 1: ((-roll credits-))
Stranger 2: ((-grumbling audience-))
Stranger 2: ((-riot-))
Stranger 1: ((lololol~))
Stranger 2: ((-apocalypse-))
Stranger 1: ((well, so much for fame...))
Stranger 1: ((ciao~!!))
Stranger 1: ((until we meet again...!))
Stranger 1: ((And I'll be searching the web, if ya do post this! XD))
Stranger 2: ((Fame shall come in time, dear. For one grand as you, it shall grace your doorstep.)0
Stranger 2: ((Haha, I might.))
Stranger 1: ((All the best, glorious Stranger!!!))
Stranger 2: (Not sure where'd appreciate it. :P)
Stranger 1: ((Hmmm... we could always make our own internet... *strokes imaginary beard*))
Stranger 2: ((With blackjack? And hookers?))
Stranger 1: ((Took the words right out of my mouth!))
Stranger 1: ((UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN!!!))
Stranger 2: ((Aye!))
Stranger 2: ((Farewell!))
Stranger 1: ((Au revoir!!))
Stranger 1 has disconnected
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Re: 1 convo, 3 movies. Powered by Omegle.
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2012, 11:20:54 pm »
Single serving friends are great, aren't they?
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Re: 1 convo, 3 movies. Powered by Omegle.
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2012, 06:19:18 pm »
This made my day. :D
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