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Offline {LAW} Gamer_2k4

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Can Somebody Please Answer Some More Questions?
« on: August 24, 2006, 11:45:42 am »
1. Do we truly have free will? Remember God knows what we are going to do before we do it.

2. Does God have free will?  If God is omniscent, he should know what he will do before he does it.

3. Can God destroy himself? He is omnipotent...

4. What is the nature of gravity? Do objects attract each other (Newton)? Is space a soft, flat surface (Einstein)? Is every object constantly doubling its size (Adams)?

5. What is the one true religion? How do you determine which one it is?

6. If you believe such things, what are the qualifications to get into heaven?  What actions send you to hell?  Are there any unforgivable sins?

7. Why does God say not to kill, even though he smites people left and right? (I have an answer for this, but I want to see what people think)

8. Is ESP real? Is there a way to observe or test its existence?

9. Are levitation and similar phenomena possible?  How were the pyramids and Coral Castle built?

10. What is the purpose of life?

And lastly, some food for thought:
http://www.geocities.com/gamer_2k4/godsdebris.pdf
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Re: Can Somebody Please Answer Some More Questions?
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2006, 11:54:08 am »
My size is constantly doubling if you know what I mean ;))
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Re: Can Somebody Please Answer Some More Questions?
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2006, 11:54:45 am »
1. No God, only KLAV KHALASH!

2. See above.

3. See above.

4. Newton's conception and quantification of gravitation held until the beginning of the 20th century, when the German-born physicist Albert Einstein proposed the general theory of relativity. In this theory Einstein proposed that inertial motion occurs when objects are in free-fall instead of when they are at rest with respect to a massive object such as the Earth (as is the case in classical mechanics). The problem is that in flat spacetimes such as those of classical mechanics and special relativity, there is no way that inertial observers can accelerate with respect to each other, as free-falling bodies can do as they each are accelerated towards the center of a massive object. To deal with this difficulty, Albert Einstein whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh", and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought man forget it yo homes to Bel-Air. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8  and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo Holmes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air, and that free-falling objects are following the geodesics of the spacetime. More specifically, Einstein discovered the field equations of general relativity, which relate the presence of matter and the curvature of spacetime. The Einstein field equations are a set of 10 simultaneous, non-linear, differential equations whose solutions are metric tensors of spacetime. These metric tensors describe the squares of the spatial-temporal separations between the coordinates against which the spacetime manifold is being mapped, thereby describing the spacetime itself.

5. See answer to question 1.

6. No heaven, only KLAV KHALASH! Hell? Hell is in tower! TOWER!!! And no.

7. See answer to question 5.

8. Dunno.

9. Probably not, unless you had some kind of naturally-evolved jetpack.

10. No purpose of life, only KLAV KHALASH.
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Re: Can Somebody Please Answer Some More Questions?
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2006, 11:59:33 am »
1. You can have free will if you subscribe to my 'Free Will 4 U inc.' (international supplier) paypal account for just $9.95 a month.

2. God is not a subscriber.

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Re: Can Somebody Please Answer Some More Questions?
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2006, 12:09:35 pm »
Whats the point of worries about stuff like this. But anyway i find that Zazi's answer to # 4 explains the majority of it.

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Re: Can Somebody Please Answer Some More Questions?
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2006, 12:12:38 pm »
4. Newton's conception and quantification of gravitation held until the beginning of the 20th century, when the German-born physicist Albert Einstein proposed the general theory of relativity. In this theory Einstein proposed that inertial motion occurs when objects are in free-fall instead of when they are at rest with respect to a massive object such as the Earth (as is the case in classical mechanics). The problem is that in flat spacetimes such as those of classical mechanics and special relativity, there is no way that inertial observers can accelerate with respect to each other, as free-falling bodies can do as they each are accelerated towards the center of a massive object. To deal with this difficulty, Albert Einstein whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh", and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought man forget it yo homes to Bel-Air. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo Holmes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air, and that free-falling objects are following the geodesics of the spacetime. More specifically, Einstein discovered the field equations of general relativity, which relate the presence of matter and the curvature of spacetime. The Einstein field equations are a set of 10 simultaneous, non-linear, differential equations whose solutions are metric tensors of spacetime. These metric tensors describe the squares of the spatial-temporal separations between the coordinates against which the spacetime manifold is being mapped, thereby describing the spacetime itself.

ROFL, I'm glad I took the time to read that.

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Re: Can Somebody Please Answer Some More Questions?
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2006, 12:19:14 pm »
dude, there is no such thing as [g]od, get over it already

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Re: Can Somebody Please Answer Some More Questions?
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2006, 12:21:33 pm »
1. Did you choose to make this topic?
2. God set out his own plan, so yes he had freewill but he already set out what he wants done.
3. Better question is. can he be destroyed if he is eternal?
4. From what i rememeber from school its something about the rotation of the earth pulling all objects toward its center.
5. The one that had bottles that one time.
6. Believing Jesus died on the cross for you and accepting Him as your Lord and Savior. Not accepting Jesus. No, no unforgiveable sin.
7. Smiting has always been justified by the smite-e to be extremely spiritually corrupt. Course that is Old Testiment stuff. If you want to see that stuff again wait for the rapture and its followings.
8. no clue was esp is
9. Actaully if you believe in God and Satan then yes, both can levitate something. Humans doing it... no friggin way.
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dude, there is no such thing as [g]od, get over it already

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Re: Can Somebody Please Answer Some More Questions?
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2006, 12:25:41 pm »
there are little tiny hamster people masturbating in my silverware drawers, PROVE ME WRONG!  I DARE YOU!

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Re: Can Somebody Please Answer Some More Questions?
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2006, 12:27:01 pm »
there are little tiny hamster people masturbating in my silverware drawers, PROVE ME WRONG!  I DARE YOU!
Vikings don't use silverware!
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Re: Can Somebody Please Answer Some More Questions?
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2006, 12:31:33 pm »
That doesn't mean they can't have drawers for them.

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Re: Can Somebody Please Answer Some More Questions?
« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2006, 12:32:44 pm »
Then wouldn't those be tiny masturbating hamster drawers?
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Re: Can Somebody Please Answer Some More Questions?
« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2006, 12:41:04 pm »
there are little tiny hamster people masturbating in my silverware drawers, PROVE ME WRONG!  I DARE YOU!
Vikings don't use silverware!

You've flattered me and proved me wrong!  I love you ^_^

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Re: Can Somebody Please Answer Some More Questions?
« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2006, 01:22:27 pm »
1. Stop thinking about god, and start thinking about you being the pinnacle of evolution you idiot and your superior to everything.

2,3, nope.

4. Didn't jesus yeti tell you?

5. I'd say go buddhist, first off it's the best lifestyle, and secondly your not worshipping some other dude, except some stupid ones do worship buddha as a god.

6. You crazy man, you crazy yo.

7. No.

8. I used google. There are like 5 esp things.

9. Your not funny.

10. Your purpose in life is to make sure humanity does not go extinct. That is your nature. You can do this by any means neccesary except killing, killing, and killing. It's ok in video games.

You're funny.

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Re: Can Somebody Please Answer Some More Questions?
« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2006, 02:01:41 pm »
there are little tiny hamster people masturbating in my silverware drawers, PROVE ME WRONG!  I DARE YOU!
Vikings don't use silverware!

You've flattered me and proved me wrong!  I love you ^_^
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Re: Can Somebody Please Answer Some More Questions?
« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2006, 02:54:51 pm »
4. I read somewhere that when you jump up and down, the Earth is actually moving towards you but its such an extremley small amount because earths gravity overpowers yours and it appears that you are overtaken by earths gravity itself, when you dont see the 1/100000000000000000th of an inch that the earth is actually getting closer to you.
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Re: Can Somebody Please Answer Some More Questions?
« Reply #16 on: August 24, 2006, 03:10:48 pm »
4. I read somewhere that when you jump up and down, the Earth is actually moving towards you but its such an extremley small amount because earths gravity overpowers yours and it appears that you are overtaken by earths gravity itself, when you dont see the 1/100000000000000000th of an inch that the earth is actually getting closer to you.

That makes sense, but it wouldn't actually move anywhere since you're pushing it away from you first.

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Re: Can Somebody Please Answer Some More Questions?
« Reply #17 on: August 24, 2006, 03:28:00 pm »
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start thinking about you being the pinnacle of evolution you idiot and your superior to everything.
How humble

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Re: Can Somebody Please Answer Some More Questions?
« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2006, 04:05:35 pm »
I don't suppose anyone took a look at the pdf file I linked to?
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Re: Can Somebody Please Answer Some More Questions?
« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2006, 04:12:15 pm »
Oooooo...you pondered about God!  I'm telling the church on you!  Fire and brimstone sinner!  Burn in eternal hellfire!
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