'That moment when..' -- Soldat edition

[DarkCrusade]

A thread dedicated to the 'that moment when'-meme. Just without the posters, if you guys prefer it that way. I'll just start and say "that moment when you join a server with two people, and get insta-voted because they want a 1v1".

[Shoozza]

"That moment when you join a soldatserver in UK and get voted because you are German" - ah those days

[Izzy Rose (PL)]

These days! :
That moment, when you're on ctf server and ctf_B2b is voted for the third time in a row.

Ahh... Beautiful...

[Moroes]

"That moment when you steal a flag in a co-op map and run with that back to it's spawn"

[ExHunter]

That moment when you get insulted for not speaking polish :>

[jrgp]

That moment when (this happened last night in jrgp's EU DM) you join one of your pubs with a bunch of players, adminlog, and start choosing a bunch of different maps for nostalgia reasons and get called an asshole.

That moment when you get insulted for not speaking polish :>

Kurwa :-/

"That moment when you join a soldatserver in UK and get voted because you are German" - ah those days

Sounds like old grudges die hard.

[Fawkzy]

That moment when I deeply think about my earlier shitposting on this place.

These were not necessarily good, but surely crazy times.

[nosejj]

That moment when you get the enemy's flag and you bounce on a poly miles away. :-D

[Izzy Rose (PL)]

That moment when you get insulted for not speaking polish :>

Kurwa :-/

Hahhaha

That moment, when you try to vote for some good, oldschool map like Maya or Equinox not to play same maps again and again, but in the end all noobs finalize voting for Ash. And you play Ash again.

That moment, when spawnkilling wave comes to your base at Ash or Cobra.

some oldies:
That moment, when you finally kill unreachable, hidden camper with Barret, who has been blocking some way at all.

[ExHunter]

@Izzy: Yea, I can totally remember that. We played last night together

[Izzy Rose (PL)]

You play as Sho?

[ExHunter]

No, ExHunter

[Mittsu]

that moment when you think you got the flag and run back with it only to realize halfway that you didnt really take it cause it was probably still 1px away or lagged or some shit and now you look like a retard

[DarkCrusade]

that moment when you think you got the flag and run back with it only to realize halfway that you didnt really take it cause it was probably still 1px away or lagged or some shit and now you look like a retard

Happens to me so often. >_<"

Another: That moment when you grab the flag, you eat some noob's M79, and get power-boosted, which let's you safely escape death. Pure win.

[Izzy Rose (PL)]

No, ExHunter

Lol, my memory is sick xDDD Fail, sorry.

so btw
that moment, when somebody say "Hi Izzy" and I don't remember, from which server and playing era know I this player, or better, it turns out, that I played with him last weekend afternoon, while I remember players from 2008 way better xD

[DarkCrusade]

That moment when you try to throw a knife at someone, miss them, hit someone else much farther away, and get applauded with a nice "amazing throw".

[Izzy Rose (PL)]

That moment when you try to throw a knife at someone, miss them, hit someone else much farther away, and get applauded with a nice "amazing throw".

That moment, when you land on ground to rescue yourself with LAW from missed shot from Barret, shot and miss again, but you achieve 140m blindshot with ricoshet and killed one yells at you that you're blindshoting/haxxoring noob.

[DarkCrusade]

Yes, yes! Just today, someone consecutively tried to kick me for "Aimer". I died laughingly.

[Izzy Rose (PL)]

That moment, when you get boosted / just get good speed of running, and then get kickvote from your teammate, because of "speed hax" or "warper"

[%%%%%%%]

That moment when you're boosted into your own nade (usually by a teammate) and you kill yourself.

That moment when you throw a nade and it hits a poly and bounces with superspeed in a completely illogical direction.

That moment when you're so close to capping the flag but nades from teammates keep boosting you away and prevent you from doing so.

That moment when the flag is just awkwardly bouncing and not letting you pick it up (even though you're sure you ran right through it) and it seems the flag's one mission in life is to troll you.

That moment when someone eats two or three times then just shoots you in the face like nothing happened.

That moment when you say "Nice shot" and the player doesn't say "Thanks" (most players).

[Izzy Rose (PL)]

That moment when you throw a nade and it hits a poly and bounces with superspeed in a completely illogical direction

... and the illogical direction, like in Murphy's right, is direction towards yourself. It is suprise-suicide, man.

That moment when the flag is just awkwardly bouncing and not letting you pick it up (even though you're sure you ran right through it) and it seems the flag's one mission in life is to troll you.

Hahaha, hilarious xD

That moment, when you crouch, swap weapon to LAW and you're about doing EPIC shot with EPIC kill in EPIC moment, and then one of your teammates goes from your back directly into front of your barrel... and you just kill yourself and the teammate doesn't realize of anything, because he eaten explosion.

[DarkCrusade]

That moment when you see someone you've been great Soldat buddies with 10,000 versions ago, with the same nickname, and he does not recognise you. ;__;

[DarkCrusade]

That moment when you are about to score and Soldat freezes due to internet loss..

[jrgp]

That moment when you are about to score and Soldat freezes due to internet loss..

That moment when you scroll up and see a the thread is mostly DarkCrusade's posts.

[Bonecrusher]

That moment when you see someone you've been great Soldat buddies with 10,000 versions ago, with the same nickname, and he does not recognise you. ;__;

I meet this one guy from years back every now and then heh

[kicikici]

That moment when you see shit like in this topic against developer logs.

[DarkCrusade]

@jrgp: That moment when you get hate by mods for trying to keep the forum alive.

[nosejj]

That moment when members of soldat forums never compete in SCTFL (I think it's about time...)

[Dusty]

that moment when ded gaem

[BKT]

The moment when you get vote by a PL fuckwit for being "lag" in their server and then went on to calling you names while you are playing in your local, low ping server...