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Offline VijchtiDoodah

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For those of you who can eat Vegemite and keep it down...
« on: August 26, 2006, 12:19:37 am »
I salute you.  That sh*t is just plain funky and tastes like polluted ocean water.  I don't know why you people eat it, but great for you and keep up the good work -- someone needs to eat it and make sure there's never enough of it to spill onto American shores.

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Re: For those of you who can eat Vegemite and keep it down...
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2006, 12:22:19 am »
Never heard a good thing about it =/ Ill stick to mayhaw jelly :D
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Re: For those of you who can eat Vegemite and keep it down...
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2006, 12:29:08 am »
Umm..hate to break it to ya, but it's been in America for years.  Used to sell it a the grocery store I worked at.
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Re: For those of you who can eat Vegemite and keep it down...
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2006, 12:45:15 am »
Is this the stuff that Australians supposedly love so much?

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Re: For those of you who can eat Vegemite and keep it down...
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2006, 12:46:12 am »
    We're happy little vegemites
    as bright as bright can be,
    we all enjoy our Vegemite
    for breakfast, lunch, and tea
    our mummies say we're growing stronger
    every single week
    because we love our Vegemite
    we all enjoy our Vegemite
    it puts a rose in every cheek


Yeah, the stuff tastes terrible.

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Re: For those of you who can eat Vegemite and keep it down...
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2006, 12:57:38 am »
Um, huh?

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Re: For those of you who can eat Vegemite and keep it down...
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2006, 01:46:38 am »
Umm..hate to break it to ya, but it's been in America for years. Used to sell it a the grocery store I worked at.

What?  Those sneaky b*stards...

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Re: For those of you who can eat Vegemite and keep it down...
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2006, 01:52:47 am »
Is this the stuff that Australians supposedly love so much?

Australian was founded as a British penal colony. It's only natural that the island be littered with nasty, foul tasty food. :)

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Re: For those of you who can eat Vegemite and keep it down...
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2006, 02:49:12 am »
wait, vegemite is that dark green gooey stuff? if we're talking about the same thing, i bet it tastes like anal lube.. seriously.

i pity the person who ate this in his childhood, no matter how big and strong it makes you.
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Re: For those of you who can eat Vegemite and keep it down...
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2006, 02:55:53 am »
Vegemite has 600% more vitamins than any other substance on earth, by volume.

No wonder people say it tastes like crap, it's too healthy!
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Re: For those of you who can eat Vegemite and keep it down...
« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2006, 02:59:03 am »
90000% more vitamins won't really help you much as your braincells are being vaporized due to the horrible taste.
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Re: For those of you who can eat Vegemite and keep it down...
« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2006, 03:13:09 am »
90000% more vitamins won't really help you much as your braincells are being vaporized due to the horrible taste.

This is a proven fact.  I read it somewhere.

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Re: For those of you who can eat Vegemite and keep it down...
« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2006, 03:36:08 am »
The sad thing is, I'd rather eat rocks than Vegemite.
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Re: For those of you who can eat Vegemite and keep it down...
« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2006, 03:40:27 am »
I eat vegimite...

The idea is to put a really thin layer of it on toast.

Any other way and I agree with you, it tastes bad.
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Re: For those of you who can eat Vegemite and keep it down...
« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2006, 03:43:59 am »
It's not that bad O_o I have it sometimes.

And its not green wtf have you been eating.

I'm going to have some now, i'll take pics :)

also, one of my cats likes it
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Re: For those of you who can eat Vegemite and keep it down...
« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2006, 03:45:24 am »
You need a majority of margarine to make Vegemite taste good. Although I can eat a whole spoonful of the stuff without the margarine if I need to.

Yes... my taste buds became extinct years ago... =(

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Re: For those of you who can eat Vegemite and keep it down...
« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2006, 05:03:54 am »
Australian was founded as a British penal colony. It's only natural that the island be littered with nasty, foul tasty food. :)
I'd rather be the descendant of a petty criminal than a religious fanatic.

Vegemite sucks anyway. It smells awful and I don't even want to taste it. And it was bought out by Kraft years ago anyway.
« Last Edit: August 26, 2006, 05:05:56 am by frogboy »

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Re: For those of you who can eat Vegemite and keep it down...
« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2006, 05:59:41 am »
Australian was founded as a British penal colony. It's only natural that the island be littered with nasty, foul tasty food. :)
I'd rather be the descendant of a petty criminal than a religious fanatic.

Me thinks you are missing the point of the comment. :)

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Re: For those of you who can eat Vegemite and keep it down...
« Reply #18 on: August 26, 2006, 10:20:47 am »
I've never had it, but uh.. I've heard some funny stories.

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Re: For those of you who can eat Vegemite and keep it down...
« Reply #19 on: August 26, 2006, 11:12:18 am »
What's Vegemite?

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