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Offline reckon

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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #20 on: August 29, 2006, 12:02:54 pm »
Well obviously a loose legged harlot like you would want bananapenis' in her soldat, as if you dont fill your hunger for them already!
I demand more squaw vag.
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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #21 on: August 29, 2006, 01:09:01 pm »
...why...why do the crazy people ALWAYS find me...
To sum up my point: We had a multipage debate about toilet padding. (Putting TP in the water so you don't get splashed.)
And we still don't know if dead guys can keep a stiffy.

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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #22 on: August 29, 2006, 01:20:21 pm »
Mods spamming? A SIGN OF THE APOCOLYPSE I SAY!!!
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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #23 on: August 29, 2006, 01:30:08 pm »
Evil-ville is a mod?  I believe there is only one word that adequately describes the situation:

WTFOMGHAX!!!

With suggestions like these, either he's compensating for something or he's gay, and either way I don't think he's qualified to be a mod.

But, since he asked for constructive discussions:
Go "construct" your own game and stop wasting our time.
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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #24 on: August 29, 2006, 01:46:57 pm »
billay, I think your signiture breaks the rules in some way in many countries.

BANANA PENISES FTW!

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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #25 on: August 29, 2006, 02:35:38 pm »
Yes, his signature does break the rules. I hope you get raped with a bananapenis.

This is the greatest idea ever. However, the bananapenis monkeymatch should be restricted to realistic mode, due to the fact that it is entirely realistic.

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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #26 on: August 29, 2006, 03:06:19 pm »
The 3d zombies should additionally have the capability to call in nipplestrikes every 5 minutes. The nipples come flying out of the sky and kill whatever they touch.

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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #27 on: August 29, 2006, 08:06:23 pm »
lol your all a bunch of crack heads.  make a mod for if you want, not somethi nto be modified for the whole soldat community
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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #28 on: August 29, 2006, 08:32:13 pm »
Finally, some one who shares my level of sanity.
To sum up my point: We had a multipage debate about toilet padding. (Putting TP in the water so you don't get splashed.)
And we still don't know if dead guys can keep a stiffy.

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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #29 on: August 29, 2006, 08:35:59 pm »
Am I missing something here? ???
Soldat has enough problems already...we don't need anymore weed smoking failures
to try and mess up the game...if you want it then make a mod or something...

The ignorance these days...

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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #30 on: August 29, 2006, 09:04:52 pm »
I just spoke to Michal,  he said he is going to implement this!!! :O

Also, registered users will get a brand new bananapenis interface!

Offline reckon

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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #31 on: August 29, 2006, 09:06:35 pm »
I only want the interface inmyface.
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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #32 on: August 29, 2006, 09:18:42 pm »
Well, while were at it VEHICLES! VEHICLES! VEHICLES!  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #33 on: August 29, 2006, 11:10:59 pm »
He's rigth, we also need a driveable bannanapenis, anna should implenent that in the next playable version of polyworks.

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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #34 on: August 29, 2006, 11:15:00 pm »
Backdoor banana rape should be one-hit kill.
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Offline jettlarue

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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #35 on: August 29, 2006, 11:21:01 pm »
no, it should be a energy drainer and victem should drop weapon, and get on there knees when the transaction of hp is done, the victem should be himiliated and it should hurt whenever they walk.

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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #36 on: August 30, 2006, 10:05:18 am »
this is the dumbest idea what ive ever heard

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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #37 on: August 30, 2006, 10:09:56 am »
this is the dumbest idea what ive ever heard
exactly
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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #38 on: August 30, 2006, 12:41:12 pm »
this is the dumbest idea what ive ever heard
we don't need anymore weed smoking failures to try and mess up the game
« Last Edit: August 30, 2006, 12:44:30 pm by {LAW} Gamer_2k4 »
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Only anime shows I've felt any interest in over the years are Pokemon (original TV series) and various hentai.
so clearly jgrp is a goddamn anime connoisseur. his opinion might as well be law here.

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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #39 on: August 30, 2006, 01:07:37 pm »
I just spoke to Michal, he said he is going to implement this!!! :O

Also, registered users will get a brand new bananapenis interface!

...I think I'm going to die...
To sum up my point: We had a multipage debate about toilet padding. (Putting TP in the water so you don't get splashed.)
And we still don't know if dead guys can keep a stiffy.