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Offline Chakra

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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #60 on: September 01, 2006, 08:10:03 pm »
The bump mapping sucks. And why is the player given girl hands?
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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #61 on: September 01, 2006, 08:22:16 pm »
Says Chakra, full of charm and smiles. He then puts down his cupcake as he remembers that its already time to feed the orphaned puppies, even though its gone into the ungodly hours..


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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #62 on: September 01, 2006, 08:23:35 pm »
The bump mapping sucks. And why is the player given girl hands?
My player has a metabolic imbalance.
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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #63 on: September 01, 2006, 08:24:59 pm »
...right.  That was just wierd.
To sum up my point: We had a multipage debate about toilet padding. (Putting TP in the water so you don't get splashed.)
And we still don't know if dead guys can keep a stiffy.

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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #64 on: September 02, 2006, 12:49:36 am »
Wth is wrong with you bananaDick lovers??>.... is this a serious thread or i'am i wasted and seein things?

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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #65 on: September 02, 2006, 12:52:35 am »
Well Evil-Ville is this kind of mod...OH CHAKRA MY LORD IS HERE. GLORY TO THE HIM!

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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #66 on: September 02, 2006, 01:13:07 am »
This thread deserves to go to the hall of fame.

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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #67 on: September 02, 2006, 02:54:15 am »
My addition to this idea is a whole new gamemode - Zombie Bananapenis Monkeymatch.

Team Alpha would have bananapenises, and their goal would be to insemenate the Banana Statue. If you shoot bananacum at the Banana Statue five times, they win the game.

Team Bravo would be monkeys, their goal would be to protect the Banana Statue and bite Team Alpha's bananapenises off. If they manage to hold the Statue for a set time period, they win.

Team Charlie would be three-dimensional zombies, and their goal would be to maul walls and punch each other in the neck.

I do believe that this gamemode would add extreme realism to Soldat, and it would become the best game ever.

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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #68 on: September 02, 2006, 03:07:33 am »
Sadly, this thread probably has better content than most serious threads in this forum.

Bananapenises would be pretty interesting though.

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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #69 on: September 02, 2006, 03:37:00 am »
I'm just waiting for a mod to appear..
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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #70 on: September 02, 2006, 05:54:58 am »
I'm just waiting for a mod to appear..
Ville is a mod. :P

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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #71 on: September 02, 2006, 06:05:18 am »
I mean like a Soldat mod with a Bananapenis >_<
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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #72 on: September 02, 2006, 10:24:38 pm »
Bananacondoms are in order as well.

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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #73 on: September 02, 2006, 11:34:32 pm »
Bananapenis growth is in the works.
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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #74 on: September 04, 2006, 01:27:34 pm »
IIMPILIMENNNtTT VEHICLEEEZZZ!!!!

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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #75 on: September 10, 2006, 01:52:08 pm »
when i read threads like this, i find myself wonderin who im playin this game with, kids? most likely, kids tryin to be funny, or just goofin around, i still dont believe this is a serious thread, and i seriously doubt michael would add this, its just stupid, in my opinion anyways, but then again do opinions matter? i dont think so.
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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #76 on: September 10, 2006, 06:18:08 pm »
when i read threads like this, i find myself wonderin who im playin this game with, kids? most likely, kids tryin to be funny, or just goofin around, i still dont believe this is a serious thread, and i seriously doubt michael would add this, its just stupid, in my opinion anyways, but then again do opinions matter? i dont think so.
Opinions are different for everyone, obviously, but they sometimes make a difference. In this case, I'm pretty sure they don't, however.

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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #77 on: September 11, 2006, 08:41:30 am »
lol @ Banana Penis and Condoms

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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #78 on: September 11, 2006, 10:39:41 am »
This is the best suggestion ever. There should be melonballs too. These melonballs will be able to shoot emo-rays to soldiers which turn them emo. Soldiers affected by emo-rays will cut themself after 30 seconds.

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Re: Bananapenis
« Reply #79 on: September 11, 2006, 04:40:29 pm »
i would love dildo guns aswell which would cause anal orgasm disorienting the target or depending on the caliber causing heavy anal butchery
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