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Offline adder

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A Soldat Poem
« on: September 01, 2006, 10:33:58 pm »
well, heres a lil' poem i've written 'bout soldat. enjoy it for what its worth!

*clears throat*

A Soldat Poem
By: Adder

Soldat, Soldat, heres to thee,
a wonderful game, which is free.
Shooting guns, running around,
bodies trampled in the gorund.

Players from allover unite,
to fight this neverending fight.
AK's, Rugers, 'Nades, and more,
so many weapons are in store!

Duck, hide, look out there!
A LAW just whizzed over you're hair!
Those M79's are making me mad,
I may just go kill, a very young lad.

Tons of maps for you to enjoy,
moddeble interfaces are such a joy!
All them hackers ruin the game,
when they do that, its just plain lame!

*audience repeadetly snaps fingers*

Thank you very much!
« Last Edit: September 01, 2006, 10:40:20 pm by adder »

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Re: A Soldat Poem
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2006, 10:44:24 pm »
now, this is a poem (extracted from Crosshair's wiki article)

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Crosshair

WHAT

I say Crosshair

WHAT

Shootin up alpha wit da m82a1

crosshair be masterz of da greatest gun


we fight all night and we fight all day

many playaz be askin how we do it our way

and allz i can be doin is ta say


10 clickz

10 killz

10 shotz

super skillz

thatz da way i do it

and u can do it too


jk

only i can lol

owned


Straight cloned on a nigga when we shootin these bullets

WE rockin the MULLETS

screw the hair band and the tie

I aim with my Barret and say yo mogo you gonna die!

Crosshair for life rep the V Status!

Offline O.R.I.O.N.

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Re: A Soldat Poem
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2006, 10:54:14 pm »
Yep, crosshair's poem PWNs.
To sum up my point: We had a multipage debate about toilet padding. (Putting TP in the water so you don't get splashed.)
And we still don't know if dead guys can keep a stiffy.

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Re: A Soldat Poem
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2006, 11:00:44 pm »
Lmao, they're both good.
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Re: A Soldat Poem
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2006, 01:01:18 am »
Yep... True

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Re: A Soldat Poem
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2006, 01:10:29 am »
FAIL'T. FAIL'T HORRIBLY.

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Re: A Soldat Poem
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2006, 01:11:45 am »
THERE WRONG, YOU'RE POEM IS VERY BAD.


<m00`> i fucken told the fucken truth and you fuckendeleted it fuck you
<m00`> FUCK YOU CHAKRA

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Re: A Soldat Poem
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2006, 01:15:15 am »
My poem (haiku):

Killing and killing some more
WHY ARE THEY KILLING EACHOTHER IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE OH GOD I WENT OVER THE WORD LIMIT
Explosions and death everywhere

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Re: A Soldat Poem
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2006, 01:15:42 am »
You friggin suck, I said it in irc and ill say it here, I really hope God strikes you down. A poem about soldat? Next ill expect pictures posted of soldats with long dark hair and Good Charlotte patches, friggin emo.  Not only is it lame you would make this poem it SUCKED. I hope a building falls while your in it, and I hope jrgp is in the building with you.
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Re: A Soldat Poem
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2006, 03:07:54 am »
You friggin suck, I said it in irc and ill say it here, I really hope God strikes you down. A poem about soldat? Next ill expect pictures posted of soldats with long dark hair and Good Charlotte patches, friggin emo. Not only is it lame you would make this poem it SUCKED. I hope a building falls while your in it, and I hope jrgp is in the building with you.

LOL ever considered anger management?

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Re: A Soldat Poem
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2006, 03:35:01 am »
You friggin suck, I said it in irc and ill say it here, I really hope God strikes you down. A poem about soldat? Next ill expect pictures posted of soldats with long dark hair and Good Charlotte patches, friggin emo.  Not only is it lame you would make this poem it SUCKED. I hope a building falls while your in it, and I hope jrgp is in the building with you.

Lol, you can tell when T is in love <3, And there is no one on these forums named jrgp
http://yossi.jrgp.org/?action=maps&sa=user_maps&u=10
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Re: A Soldat Poem
« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2006, 03:39:52 am »
yes there is somebody named jrgp.

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Re: A Soldat Poem
« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2006, 03:40:48 am »
jrgp Not jrgp
http://yossi.jrgp.org/?action=maps&sa=user_maps&u=10
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Re: A Stupid Soldat Poem
« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2006, 04:02:06 am »
Oh, my bad XD