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Offline Mr. Domino

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Re: If you could play poker with other 3 people...who would they be????
« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2006, 02:51:00 pm »
Myself, Myself when im 80, and myself when I was 13.

I would only play when I turn 40 years old.

This is a good answer. I was thinking along the lines of a future version of me or some alternate universe version of me to learn from and possibly make changes and avoid mistakes to better myself.

Anyway, taking note of the language barrier (so no Socrates or Jesus)...

Mark Twain
Quincy Jones
Benjamin Franklin
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Re: If you could play poker with other 3 people...who would they be????
« Reply #21 on: September 07, 2006, 09:48:38 pm »
Milkman Dan ( coz hes so popluar)
Jim Norton (coz hes so g00d in Lucky Louie)
Chakra ( I....don't know....)
<n00bface> i like big droopy fittas

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Re: If you could play poker with other 3 people...who would they be????
« Reply #22 on: September 07, 2006, 11:55:53 pm »
Jesus
Gandhi
God

Simply for the interesting discussion, and I bet God is a high roller.

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Re: If you could play poker with other 3 people...who would they be????
« Reply #23 on: September 07, 2006, 11:58:25 pm »
Jesus
Gandhi
God

Simply for the interesting discussion, and I bet God is a high roller.
Play against people that never bluff? I think not...
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Re: If you could play poker with other 3 people...who would they be????
« Reply #24 on: September 08, 2006, 12:46:24 am »
everybody!!

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Re: If you could play poker with other 3 people...who would they be????
« Reply #25 on: September 08, 2006, 01:57:28 am »
Jesus
Gandhi
God

Simply for the interesting discussion, and I bet God is a high roller.
Play against people that never bluff? I think not...

I wouldn't say so.
Jesus: "I bet I can walk over this lake"
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Random Newb(2): "Dunno, but he'll drown, you know.."
Random Newb(1): "I reckon.. Okay whatever, we call!"
Jesus: "Kekeke^^ Suckers.."
I fucking miss all you cunts!

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Re: If you could play poker with other 3 people...who would they be????
« Reply #26 on: September 08, 2006, 02:02:03 pm »
Kratos from god of war... id love to see his poker face..  8)

What? Wouldn't he rip you in half if he lost a round?

Anyways:
Kyle, my best friend in third grade whom I havenot seen in years,
Bomberman (Great guy, lots of personality,  good poker face with only lines for facial features)
and Chokedamp (very young green dragon, page 249  of draconomicon).

It'd probably end up with bomberman dead, and me and Kyle finding out what happens if a green dragon drinks windex (Isn't windex some kind of anti-acid?). Of course we'd probably both get pwned by 4d6 breath weapon damage, which I'm sure is higher than my hp.

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Re: If you could play poker with other 3 people...who would they be????
« Reply #27 on: September 08, 2006, 02:47:31 pm »
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my girlfriend
my girlfriend in a few years
and my grandmom

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Re: If you could play poker with other 3 people...who would they be????
« Reply #28 on: September 08, 2006, 05:18:33 pm »
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my girlfriend
my girlfriend in a few years
and my grandmom

Ouch, such a bad choice. It would go something like this:

'Girlfriend in a few years': Hey, isn't that me from a few years back when I dated that idiot?
'Girlfriend': Oh, so you're the future me?
'Girlfriend in a few years': Yeah, a word of advice. Stop dating him, you check his phone one day and notice that he's been texting one of his 'work colleagues' to arrange special meet ups when you're out. Oh and yes as you have been wondering, his **** is the smallest out of all the boyfriends you will have.
'Girlfriend': Oh ... wow thanks for letting me know. TBDM? It's over, don't ever call me again.
'TBDM': What!?
'Girlfriend in a few years': Oh and grandma? He was the one that broke your husband's urn, not his brother.
'Grandmom': Why you horrible child. I knew your mother was a lousy parent, she should have listened to me when I told her to use protection at her age...

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Re: If you could play poker with other 3 people...who would they be????
« Reply #29 on: September 08, 2006, 10:22:25 pm »
Stephen Colbert, Don King and The Village People Colin Mochrie, just for the hilarity of it.
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Re: If you could play poker with other 3 people...who would they be????
« Reply #30 on: September 08, 2006, 10:28:47 pm »
Solid Snake ( :P), Marco (Metal Slug), and Clint Eastwood.

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Re: If you could play poker with other 3 people...who would they be????
« Reply #31 on: September 08, 2006, 10:32:52 pm »
Kane from Tiberian Sun because he loves power
Tommy Vercetti from Vice City because he's cool
And Steve Irwin, cause its good to see him alive again.

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Re: If you could play poker with other 3 people...who would they be????
« Reply #32 on: September 09, 2006, 12:49:05 am »
Marco (Metal Slug)

Marco doesn't even have a personality! Why would you pick him?

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Re: If you could play poker with other 3 people...who would they be????
« Reply #33 on: September 09, 2006, 01:43:32 am »
Solid Snake ( :P)

ON THE BATTLEFIELD YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO PLAY POKER WITH THREE RANDOMLY-CHOSEN PEOPLE.


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Re: If you could play poker with other 3 people...who would they be????
« Reply #34 on: September 09, 2006, 01:49:52 am »
Solid Snake ( :P)

ON THE BATTLEFIELD YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO PLAY POKER WITH THREE RANDOMLY-CHOSEN PEOPLE.

The way he chats up his support during his missions, Snake has time to attend on-line classes, write his autobiography, and knit bodybags for his enemies in addition to playing poker. :P

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Re: If you could play poker with other 3 people...who would they be????
« Reply #35 on: September 09, 2006, 02:21:57 am »
Shh, I chose them because they are awesome.  :)

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Re: If you could play poker with other 3 people...who would they be????
« Reply #36 on: September 09, 2006, 06:37:02 am »
Kratos from god of war... id love to see his poker face.. 8)

What? Wouldn't he rip you in half if he lost a round?

I have Kratos to turn his anger against mario..... and then whell have a great potential SSBB audition..... ;D

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Re: If you could play poker with other 3 people...who would they be????
« Reply #37 on: September 09, 2006, 08:01:05 am »
Mr. Spock
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