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Offline Graham

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Your Dream Mate
« on: September 14, 2006, 11:15:22 pm »
Just thought it would be neat to see what people want in a mate. 
Me, well I would like a girly girl, pink stuff and flowers everywhere yeah... cute stuff.  Long dark hair, grey eyes, short, with a cute laugh.  Also very firm christian beliefs.
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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2006, 11:18:07 pm »
Well I already found my dream girl. She has so much in common with me, I think we're clones. She has something I value a lot, which is, she doesn't care what people think about her. She burps out loud all the time and is very ditzy.
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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2006, 11:19:02 pm »
i found my soulmate a little while ago
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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2006, 11:23:22 pm »
i found my soulmate a little while ago
Have you found the clitoris yet?
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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2006, 11:24:49 pm »
I dont think of my soulmate in that way shes just really sweet
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Offline jettlarue

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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2006, 11:25:28 pm »
nice to me, fun to hang around with, not religious, want to be with her all the time, looks good. looks arent a big deal but not fat, not anorexic, has boobs, and looks good.

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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2006, 11:25:43 pm »
Short girl with hair around classic length (past the waist/tailbone)
Red hair is nice 'cos viking ancestry always kicks ass.
Not overweight.
A girl who can COOK!  WELL!
Somebody who is multilingual who likes travelling.
I don't like modern women, I think classic women are much more beautiful, so somebody with a retro aesthetic/appeal to them.
And somebody who's interested in similar things as me obviously.  Like everything old norse.

But a better question would be what DON'T I want.  It's no secret that I'm not big on japanophiles for the most part, and I know from experience that it's hard for me to get along with anime fangirls.

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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2006, 11:40:21 pm »
Pretty short, tailbone length blonde hair, pretty face... I know just the one.

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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2006, 12:05:00 am »
The exact carbon copy of me...but a girl and way hotter!
I'm away.

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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2006, 12:49:31 am »
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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2006, 12:59:53 am »
Already found her.
Swing low, sweet chariot!

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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2006, 01:01:07 am »
I'm epileptic. Does that count?

I found one, now all I have to do is hook her in.
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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2006, 01:48:39 am »
Quote removed because m00` isn't confident in his emotions


Also: Dream mate = blind. I'm pretty sure that's the only way, even in a perfect world.
« Last Edit: September 15, 2006, 01:54:35 am by Milkman Dan »

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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2006, 01:52:35 am »
halle berry
nuff said

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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2006, 01:54:01 am »
A female who will actually talk to me ;_;

Offline Toumaz

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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #15 on: September 15, 2006, 02:30:13 am »
Aww Froggie, don't wurray. Your time will come just like for all of us.

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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2006, 02:39:32 am »
Hmm this is a hard decission, well i dont want a really trashy sleep-everywhere girl, just a nice pretty one that can read and do the basic mathematics

Offline The Red Guy

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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #17 on: September 15, 2006, 02:43:49 am »
All I need is a person to live with.

Offline Milkman Dan

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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #18 on: September 15, 2006, 02:50:24 am »
Aww Froggie, don't wurray. Your time will come just like for all of us.

...'cept for Milkman Dan.

Hey!!! :(

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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #19 on: September 15, 2006, 03:32:21 am »
don't worry Milkman Dan. Someday you'll find a slut that is in a coma from heroin and crack cocktails.