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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #20 on: September 15, 2006, 03:37:59 am »
yeah how bout paris hilton i have her on my cellphone if u want
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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #21 on: September 15, 2006, 03:40:54 am »
Quote from: frogboy on September 15, 2006, 01:54:01 am
A female who will actually talk to me ;_;

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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #22 on: September 15, 2006, 03:43:22 am »
to LOL ? or not to LOL ?
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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #23 on: September 15, 2006, 03:49:33 am »
Quote from: Captain Ben on September 15, 2006, 03:32:21 am
don't worry Milkman Dan. Someday you'll find a slut that is in a coma from heroin and crack cocktails.

As soon as I find out where your mother lives, I guess...
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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #24 on: September 15, 2006, 03:50:54 am »
19th jersey street house number 29
there u go TO LOL
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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #25 on: September 15, 2006, 03:53:04 am »
Quote from: Milkman Dan on September 15, 2006, 03:49:33 am
Quote from: Captain Ben on September 15, 2006, 03:32:21 am
don't worry Milkman Dan. Someday you'll find a slut that is in a coma from heroin and crack cocktails.

As soon as I find out where your mother lives, I guess...

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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #26 on: September 15, 2006, 05:56:36 am »
A good looking girl, whose fit, and shares my beliefs. Her opinion has to be a little open. Just someone to talk to. Really, I can't find anyone now, but one day I hope I do.
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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #27 on: September 15, 2006, 06:47:18 am »
actually, good question!
I got 2 girls wanting me...maybe I could pull the moves on both of them!

Seriously, I think I've already found her...

She's got a tuff as nails tomboy attitude, seems kinky (I like kinky, not the dildo up-the-butt kinky....), and...is hot as hell :)
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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #28 on: September 15, 2006, 07:25:06 am »
lucky bone collector
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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #29 on: September 15, 2006, 09:23:36 am »
Pfft, I'm not that picky.

Someone who isn't annoying as hell and that I am attracted to.
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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #30 on: September 15, 2006, 10:03:29 am »
Quote from: Milkman Dan on September 15, 2006, 03:49:33 am
Quote from: Captain Ben on September 15, 2006, 03:32:21 am
don't worry Milkman Dan. Someday you'll find a slut that is in a coma from heroin and crack cocktails.

As soon as I find out where your mother lives, I guess...

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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #31 on: September 15, 2006, 10:08:08 am »
Quote from: Captain Ben on September 15, 2006, 10:03:29 am
Quote from: Milkman Dan on September 15, 2006, 03:49:33 am
Quote from: Captain Ben on September 15, 2006, 03:32:21 am
don't worry Milkman Dan. Someday you'll find a slut that is in a coma from heroin and crack cocktails.

As soon as I find out where your mother lives, I guess...

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:D
lol
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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #32 on: September 15, 2006, 11:12:30 am »
Mine deam mate is: Mine is a brunett, should be a little shorter than me with a medium long hair, with a cute smile and voice. Also not fat but not too thin either and that shares same interests.
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Offline PANZERCATWAGON

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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #33 on: September 15, 2006, 11:26:59 am »
Oh no it didn't :o.
« Last Edit: October 15, 2006, 05:13:34 am by PANZERCATWAGON »
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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #34 on: September 15, 2006, 11:47:22 am »
I have about 5 potential dream mates, and when I looked into the eyes of one of them my whole friggin' inside warped for a second. So she's top priority, but the others would do pretty good as well... ;)
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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #35 on: September 15, 2006, 11:55:15 am »
Explain what the top priority one looks like and what you like most about her.  :D
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Offline Toumaz

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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #36 on: September 15, 2006, 12:05:39 pm »
Quote from: PANZERCATWAGON on September 15, 2006, 11:55:15 am
Explain what the top priority one looks like and what you like most about her.  :D

God damn it... Necklong blonde hair, pretty short, pretty nice breasts, blue eyes, a pretty face. And to your second part; her eyes and her voice are the things I like the most about her.

Though I haven't even seen her since I started high school... :(
« Last Edit: September 15, 2006, 12:07:59 pm by Toumaz »
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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #37 on: September 15, 2006, 12:07:56 pm »
I don't know what my dream girl is. I think anyone that is hot and smarter than a garden hose goes.
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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #38 on: September 15, 2006, 12:50:59 pm »
Quote from: Toumaz on September 15, 2006, 12:05:39 pm
Though I haven't even seen her since I started high school... :(

Go see her then xD.
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Re: Your Dream Mate
« Reply #39 on: September 15, 2006, 01:57:31 pm »
Quote from: PANZERCATWAGON on September 15, 2006, 12:50:59 pm
Quote from: Toumaz on September 15, 2006, 12:05:39 pm
Though I haven't even seen her since I started high school... :(

Go see her then xD.

I have no idea where she "hangs out" (I don't really think she does it) and I don't know where her house is located. Plus, I would never have the balls to go ring her doorbell, we've basically never really talked to each other.
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