Author Topic: faveroute movie and tv quotes (Read 4221 times)

amity · « **on:** September 17, 2006, 08:23:51 am »

so yeah, lets here everyones faveroute quotes from movies or tv series, looking forward to a good read

first blood "I could have killed 'em all, I could kill you. In town you're the law, out here it's me. Don't push it. Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go. Let it go. "
also
the shining "Danny Torrance: Don't worry, Mom. I know all about cannibalism. I saw it on TV.
Jack Torrance: See, it's OK. He saw it on the television. "
ps,18 visions fans anyone ?

Dascoo · « **Reply #1 on:** September 17, 2006, 08:33:19 am »

Snakes on a plane:
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

Toumaz · « **Reply #2 on:** September 17, 2006, 08:44:45 am »

"Hey man, I never thought I'd be a working man, man. But man, here I am, working for the man. And do you know what man? I like it man!"

Hyde (That 70's Show)

Amblin · « **Reply #3 on:** September 17, 2006, 10:03:20 am »

Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.

Smegma · « **Reply #4 on:** September 17, 2006, 10:05:42 am »

From Riki-Oh:

Riki-oh rips out a fat guy's guts and kills him. There is a long pause, and is soon attacked by one of the jail wardens. He then punches through the warden's chest, as he does a high pitched man proclaims:

"That guy's a KILLER!"

homey188 · « **Reply #5 on:** September 17, 2006, 11:34:17 am »

Hotshots! Part Duex:
So. Are you saying that... I'm that little blonde girl? And I have to turn and face my three bears?

bja888 · « **Reply #6 on:** September 17, 2006, 11:46:37 am »

"You are not a beautiful or unique snow flake."

Zegovia · « **Reply #7 on:** September 17, 2006, 12:29:20 pm »

"I may be a bad shot, but the Samaritan has REALLY big bullets..."- Hellboy

Liber Lupus · « **Reply #8 on:** September 17, 2006, 01:41:30 pm »

Bringing Out the Dead:
Marcus: I rebuke the spirit of drugs in the name of Jesus. What's his name?
Drummer: I.B. Bangin'.
Marcus: What you mean I.B. Bangin'?
Drummer: I.B. Bangin'!
Marcus: What the hell kind of name is I.B. Bangin'?
Drummer: I don't know his real name.
I.B.'s Girlfriend: It's Frederick Smith.
Marcus: Okay, Freddy...
I.B.'s Girlfriend: It's Frederick.
Marcus: Okay, I.B. Bangin', we're gonna bring you back from the dead.

karmazon · « **Reply #9 on:** September 17, 2006, 02:14:03 pm »

"Suck my dick" - Ron Jeremy

Bill Munny: All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.

I ran. I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. Then I ran some more. - Fight Club

jrgp · « **Reply #10 on:** September 17, 2006, 02:14:56 pm »

Those who dont appreciate life, dont deserve life - SawII

Say Hello To My Little Friend!!! - ScarFace

Come with me if u want to live - Termator

Yo mommas so fat, she looked at the scale and saw her phone number - cant remember

Graham · « **Reply #11 on:** September 17, 2006, 02:23:46 pm »

I wanted to breathe smoke. - Fight Club
N*gger, you just f*cked with the wrong bull. American History X
I am a stone - Enemy at the Gates
The truth just sounds different don't it? - Almost Famous
Thank you Mr. Boiler Man! - Spirited Away(cute

)
There is always time for lubricant! - Evolution
Yor're not the devil. You're practice. - Batman Begins
It's big, its gold, its fancy; fancy pants! - Hitchhikers Guide tot eh Galaxy
Pete - Why we gotta pick up Liz?
Shaun - Cause I love her!
Pete - Right, gay. - Shaun of the Dead

I'm a huge movie nerd im sure I have tons more I can remember if I tried

karmazon · « **Reply #12 on:** September 17, 2006, 02:30:41 pm »

Messenger Boy: The Thesselonian you're fighting... he's the biggest man i've ever seen. I wouldn't want to fight him.
Achilles: Thats why no-one will remember your name.

Troy

bja888 · « **Reply #13 on:** September 17, 2006, 02:42:50 pm »

"Those b*i*c*es tried to cheat me" - Home movies

very lol

jrgp · « **Reply #14 on:** September 17, 2006, 03:22:10 pm »

I swear in this life or the next, I will get my revenge - Gladiator

Dascoo · « **Reply #15 on:** September 17, 2006, 03:47:44 pm »

I can read! - Dill

a-4-year-old · « **Reply #16 on:** September 17, 2006, 04:27:50 pm »

"alright brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so lets just get through this and ill get back to killing you with beer."-homer Simpson 4th season
"I will not defame new Orleans"-Bart Simpson writing on the chalkboard, season 4
"two Romulans walk into a bar... and i kill them!" Klingon
"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle."-unknown
"If you give a man a fish, he knows where to go for fish, teach a man to fish, and you loose your market!"-I don't remember, but i consider it a businessman's creed

I have a list of them in my bedroom, i call it a quote train... heh heh, get it, QUOTE TRAIN like the ones we got here!

UGK · « **Reply #17 on:** September 17, 2006, 05:17:56 pm »

"I though Sam was gonna tell the little hobbits to take a walk, so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his fucking cock!"- Randall Clerks 2

"Did Randall just call Mr. Dante a nigger?"- Elias Clerks 2

amity · « **Reply #18 on:** September 17, 2006, 05:42:37 pm »

*peter holds up garbage bag and condoms comparing them
" hefty hefty hefty!, wimpy wimpy wimpy!"

PANZERCATWAGON · « **Reply #19 on:** September 17, 2006, 05:48:47 pm »

Richard Twat: I trust you two both washed.
Mr Johnson: Actually, the water was cold.
Richard Twat: That's no reason not to wash, is it? Good grief, we are British, you know. We invented cold showers to stop people masturbating. Oh, I see, maybe that's why you are so upset about the lack of hot water.

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Author Topic: faveroute movie and tv quotes (Read 4221 times)