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Offline Outcast

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Noobs to the rescue
« on: September 19, 2006, 04:44:46 pm »
Well, I was bored today and went on public servers to practice my barret.
I join some server and start playing, it was ctf_Lanubya. I start running to alphas base and kill 2 guys on the way there at my relatively slow pace, thinking how I'll get gangbanged by several autos in the base. But when I get there it's all empty!
So I went for the flag quickly and for the medis on the upper ledge when all of a sudden 4 reds spawn beneath me. In panic I throw all my nades(5) down  beneath me on the floor while jumping out to run on the upper side and surprisingly I get a double kill with one guy being bounced to the lower side. I snipe the last guy and go for my base hoping it was empty, although knowing it was not. I come there in the middle of a battle shooting one supposebly last polak in the back, to cap victoriously when all of a sudden this noob with a 0:8
score m79s me from behind then dies on his own nade. Atleast he didn't return :/

Hate it when those noobs come outa nowhere to spoil a nice pwning moment :(
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Offline O.R.I.O.N.

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Re: Noobs to the rescue
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2006, 04:52:15 pm »
Well, have to say that's interesting.  Leave it to n00bs to pop up at the most inopportune moments.
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To sum up my point: We had a multipage debate about toilet padding. (Putting TP in the water so you don't get splashed.)
And we still don't know if dead guys can keep a stiffy.

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Re: Noobs to the rescue
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2006, 05:50:12 pm »
I had similar moments. Once, on Ctf_Ash I Had red's flag and spriting to cap. I was being tailed by 3 Alpha's. I spin around frantically, lobbing grenades and fire round after round on them. I kill all 3 scoring a triple. I make it to my base just about to cap and then.....][M79] and I die.
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Offline Brock

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Re: Noobs to the rescue
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2006, 08:29:01 pm »
"Noobs make the world go round."

^ The secret to online gaming life.  Someone said that to me when I first started playing halo online.
But yeah, I agree...  I'd be PO-ed too.
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Re: Noobs to the rescue
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2006, 08:28:35 am »
yeah i was almost at my base with the flag just one second away from touching the ground then ....
BAM
some noob with a barret shoots me and returns the flag
i smashed my computer for it ^-^
damn noob
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Offline Chimku

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Re: Noobs to the rescue
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2006, 01:47:57 am »
Quote from: stick-assasin on September 20, 2006, 08:28:35 am
yeah i was almost at my base with the flag just one second away from touching the ground then ....
BAM
some noob with a barret shoots me and returns the flag
i smashed my computer for it ^-^
damn noob

That's why you should always have someone defending the flag-holder.
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Offline The Bone Collector

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Re: Noobs to the rescue
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2006, 04:59:05 am »
Quote from: Chimku on September 21, 2006, 01:47:57 am
Quote from: stick-assasin on September 20, 2006, 08:28:35 am
yeah i was almost at my base with the flag just one second away from touching the ground then ....
BAM
some noob with a barret shoots me and returns the flag
i smashed my computer for it ^-^
damn noob

That's why you should always have someone defending the flag-holder.

my biggest mistake is buying a laptop for gaming...cause I bash the crap outta the computer every time somebody pulls off an impossible kill...I've killed my desktop computer cause of CSS xD...
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Offline -Vis-

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Re: Noobs to the rescue
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2006, 01:18:25 pm »
Heh it would be an m79 too... I hate that. But I find it more annoying when your own teammate botches your efforts, like yesterday on u13 ctf... I believe you were there Outcast. It was on Maya, I was on Bravo bringing the flag back up top with about 1/4 health left, and I was just about to cap when some newbie on my team, who was flag camping, shoots me in the face with the law. It sent me sailing down the gap in front of our flag, and someone with an auto finished me off and returned their flag. >:(

He did apologise, but it still turned me into a whiney b**** for the next minute or so. :-\
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Offline O.R.I.O.N.

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Re: Noobs to the rescue
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2006, 01:54:31 pm »
I don't blame you, man.  I'd be pretty pissed myself.
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To sum up my point: We had a multipage debate about toilet padding. (Putting TP in the water so you don't get splashed.)
And we still don't know if dead guys can keep a stiffy.

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Re: Noobs to the rescue
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2006, 03:17:07 pm »
Quote from: -Vis- on September 21, 2006, 01:18:25 pm
Heh it would be an m79 too... I hate that. But I find it more annoying when your own teammate botches your efforts, like yesterday on u13 ctf... I believe you were there Outcast. It was on Maya, I was on Bravo bringing the flag back up top with about 1/4 health left, and I was just about to cap when some newbie on my team, who was flag camping, shoots me in the face with the law. It sent me sailing down the gap in front of our flag, and someone with an auto finished me off and returned their flag. >:(

He did apologise, but it still turned me into a whiney b**** for the next minute or so. :-\

Yeah I remember you bitching about a cap....I wasn't there though I was busy in alphas base :P
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Re: Noobs to the rescue
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2006, 04:40:06 pm »
lol funny,  [M79] + Noob = Outcast god PWND :D

lmao, nice moment, I think I did that when I waz a noob too, but I returned the flag :P


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Re: Noobs to the rescue
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2006, 10:01:34 pm »
lol, it doesnt matter if his score was 8:0. if he was using an m79 mroe than once or not by accident then he's a noob. lol, I dont care how long he syas hes been playing.
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Re: Noobs to the rescue
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2006, 11:39:52 am »
Quote from: -WildBill- on September 26, 2006, 10:01:34 pm
lol, it doesnt matter if his score was 8:0. if he was using an m79 mroe than once or not by accident then he's a noob. lol, I dont care how long he syas hes been playing.
His score was 0:8
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Re: Noobs to the rescue
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2006, 02:18:51 pm »
Quote from: Zamorak on September 27, 2006, 11:39:52 am
Quote from: -WildBill- on September 26, 2006, 10:01:34 pm
lol, it doesnt matter if his score was 8:0. if he was using an m79 mroe than once or not by accident then he's a noob. lol, I dont care how long he syas hes been playing.
His score was 0:8

I think -WildBill- was trying to say "It doesn't matter whether it was 0:8 or 8:0, if he was using m79.........".
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