Hardware Store Mod

[Stan Marsh]

I was thing of doing a new mod based on stuff you can buy at a harware store

What would youall suggest and do you have any ideas for weapons?

so far ive come up with:
Drill = one of the autommatics
Nailgun = "                            "
Weedwacker = chainsaw
Gopher Grab = Knife
Potato Cannon = Ruger
Pipe Bombs = Nades
2x Caucking Gun = Degals
Pool Chemicals = Cluster nades
Tennis Ball Launcher = LAW
Pitching Machine = Implacement

[peemonkey]

weedwhacker
Caulking
Deagles, Desert Eagles

I dont really see how there'd be a "potato cannon", "tennis ball launcher" or "pitching machine" in a hardware store.

give it a shot, i suppose.

[iPod]

Base this off the song by Weird Al
Full Lyrics

They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers