AIM away messages

[karmazon]

What are your AIM away messages ? Some of my:

Somewhere a True Believer is training to kill you.
He is training with minimum food and water, in austere conditions, day and night.
The only thing clean on him is his weapon.
He doesn't worry about what workout to do--his rucksack weighs what it weighs, and he runs until the enemy stops chasing him.
The True Believer doesn't care "how hard it is"; he knows he either wins or he dies.
He doesn't go home at 1700; he is home.
He knows only the cause.
NOW, WHO WANTS TO QUIT?





What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I'd realized it sooner.




Somebody scoffed: "Oh, you'll never do that;
At least no one ever has done it";
But he took off his coat and he took off his hat,
And the first thing we knew he'd begun it.
With a lift of his chin and a bit of a grin,
Without any doubting or quiddit,
He started to sing as he tackled the thing
That couldn't be done, and he did it.

There are thousands to tell you it cannot be done,
There are thousands to prophesy failure;
There are thousands to point out to you, one by one,
The dangers that wait to assail you.
But just buckle in with a bit of a grin,
Just take off your coat and go to it;
Just start to sing as you tackle the thing
That "cannot be done," and you'll do it.


Doing your mom, brb.



Just tell your penis you didnt play with him because you were out getting stoned..

|M|A|S|T|U|R|B|A|T|I|O|N| my anti-drug.

[Mistercharles]

|M|A|S|T|U|R|B|A|T|I|O|N| my anti-drug.

Gorgeous. Mine:

homecoming

shower

outside

food

This year, for Hollow's Eve, I plan on scaring 8th grade girls by jumping out of the shadows, wearing all black and an israeli gas mask. Who will join me?

[Eagles_Arrows]

"Busy shaking my ass to the hypnotic sounds of Dance Dance Revolucíon.  That's right, Spanish Dance Dance!"

"Piano"

"Dinner"

[Kazuki]

The only saved one I have:

If I feel depressed I will sing.
If I feel sad I will laugh.
If I feel ill I will double my labour.
If I feel fear I will plunge ahead.
If I feel inferior I will wear new garments.
If I feel uncertain I will raise my voice.
If I feel poverty I will think of wealth to come.
If I feel incompetent I will think of past success.
If I feel insignificant I will remember my goals.
Today I will be the master of my emotions.

[jrgp]

getting krunk

[karmazon]

The only saved one I have:

If I feel depressed I will sing.
If I feel sad I will laugh.
If I feel ill I will double my labour.
If I feel fear I will plunge ahead.
If I feel inferior I will wear new garments.
If I feel uncertain I will raise my voice.
If I feel poverty I will think of wealth to come.
If I feel incompetent I will think of past success.
If I feel insignificant I will remember my goals.
Today I will be the master of my emotions.

That's a good one, too bad you're skinny. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

[Kazuki]

"Mr. Madison, what you just said shows no trace of anything that can be considered close to rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

That should be an away message. I SHALL PUT IT INTO EFFECT!

[SadistAtHeart]

sleeeeeeeeeep

i'm not here.

school, then something

[a-4-year-old]

wow, you guys have sucky away messages, im so glad i dont im

[Valorman]

away

[homey188]

Away (avoiding all you stalkers, yes, I know your secrets, don't make me use them)

Away(pretending to do homework)

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plotting world destruction, and it will work this time, seriously.

Trolling the neopets forums

[RabidTreeFrog]

|P|O|L|I|C|E| - My anti Drug.

WHEEEEEEEEE.

WAFFLES.

I got a new car stereo. When i say rock, it plays rock music. when i say soul, it plays soul. today some kids ran in front of my car and i yelled "FUCKING KIDS!" it played micheal jackson.