Author Topic: Most Dumbass Moments? (Read 6254 times)

lardlad89 · « **Reply #20 on:** October 31, 2006, 01:20:41 am »

I was shooting upwards at the efc with an mp5, I used my jets to chase after him and killed myself with my own mp5 shots -.-

I once threw a knife upwards at an enemy, flew after him, and managed to kill myself with my own knife.

teh_ham · « **Reply #21 on:** November 01, 2006, 04:32:46 am »

Was outrunning this mp5 dude, dodging n stuff, he pulls out his knife, throws it, and one of my teammates nade pounds me into the knife >_<

numgun · « **Reply #22 on:** November 06, 2006, 09:52:20 am »

on inf, an enemy and me got into a cave and all that was in middle of us was a ridiculous box.
We both ran at each other with our guns banging at their loudest with no bullets hitting nor him or me. We both came to the crate, smacked the weapons out from each other.

Then we both came out of the crate having no idea what to do next, since our guns were lost (the guns fell down of the bridge) and both of us were out of nades.

then the randomness just continued. Another enemy rushed at me with an m79 and blew himself up on that cursed box. And guess what? his m79 fell onto his weaponless teammate! Now I began running with that guy chasing me with a m79. We ran 1 whole lap around the map with me dodging and him trying to blow me up. And finally my teammate killed him with a barret, but the guy got to fire 1 last shot that blew me up. on the head.

Outcast · « **Reply #23 on:** November 06, 2006, 10:58:05 am »

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Dascoo · « **Reply #24 on:** November 08, 2006, 07:56:57 am »

M79 boosting mostly for me....I was palying with Rabidtreefrog, and i had the flag....I was taking on two guys, and I accidently fired my m79 at a poly infront of me.

DrUnKeN MaStEr · « **Reply #25 on:** November 10, 2006, 12:51:07 am »

Quote from: {LAW} Gamer_2k4 on October 22, 2006, 02:29:38 pm

I suppose this is dumb:
http://u13.net/index.php?p=statsplayer&nickname=%7BLAW%7D+Gamer_2k4&server=CCTF

You'll notice that I've committed suicide with the AK-74, the HK MP5, the Steyr Aug, the USSOCOM, and the knife. Don't ask me how I did it, but somehow I did.

Â That is when you type /mercy. And I don't do dumbass stuff like that but i see other ppl do it.

Heh I did 1 dumbass thing hmm I
booosted myselfÂ in equinox fell at wall and was using jet fell down and landed on spikes. Pssh and my friend said it was impossble.

Someone shooting law up at me in b2b I dodge run other way law shot lands on topof him. Good times..

`GuNs_ReVoLuTioN · « **Reply #26 on:** November 12, 2006, 12:17:17 am »

My teammate ran past me with three blue guys trailing behind him. I'm getting annihilated by a shower of enemy bullets, acting as a meat shield and then for some reason, he throws me the goddamn flag. By then, I have a sliver of health and the flag gets returned x_x

Gabe · « **Reply #27 on:** November 12, 2006, 02:36:08 am »

I was playing a TW map with small long worm-shaped underground rooms, with one small entrance on the ground that was flat, and a healing panel. I was using a barret, and running from an enemy, while shooting at him. I got him, he died, and I jumped in the groun to heal. Without looking behind me, I jump to the healing panel, to recover my half=life, and BAM, I took a spray in the back with a spas 12 by a blue who was healing RIGHT BEHIND ME. From that day, I've looked in EVERY direction while playing a realistic game.

I had the chaingun, and I decided to aim directly upload and fire, hoping itwould land on the enemies running towards me, as my last resort (few hp left). They came back on me and killed me.

This next one isn't really my fault... I'm playing a law-only server, and I finally tear through this big mess of enemies hanging out at the BEST camping spot ever. I finally reach it, croush, feeling like I have achieved such greatness. An enemy comes, my target right on them, I begin to fire, and BAM an ally jumps 3 inches from me and I shoot him, it explodes, and I kill myself, and he lunges through the air, only to be shot down with another missile.

Blue-ninja · « **Reply #28 on:** March 20, 2007, 04:32:47 pm »

Sorry for bumping old topics, but this thread is too damn funny to let die like an old frog.

So, I was playing against Mr. Domino (this was a long time ago, and a little after he did a knife suicide) I throw the knife up at him in ctf_lanubya, and the knife arcs, barely hit him, and it come flying back down and onto my head as I ran toward the knife. I died from my knife suicide and he says: "Hahahahahahahahaha" I forgot I can't catch knives -_-;

ThunderPantz · « **Reply #29 on:** March 20, 2007, 05:04:33 pm »

When i as replacing all my other vowels with U's like here is a sentence:

WUTF UR DUUNG? PUSS THU FULG!

And there was a hacker in the server and i said: WUTUF HUXUR!

I got kicked for that.. but not banned

Rai-Dei · « **Reply #30 on:** March 20, 2007, 09:35:33 pm »

We were scrimming on Voland, and I was the FFC in our base. Apparently at some point our flag was returned, I was in La La land, it took me 2 mins to realize my teammates were screaming at me. "LOOK DOWN RAI! LOOK DOWN!!!" So I missed the cap but we still won :D

JÃ¦son · « **Reply #31 on:** March 20, 2007, 10:56:30 pm »

I was on Slicers once, and I was the FFC. I had two knifes at my disposal, and it looked pretty clear. Then someone came below ( I think the map was Ash. ) so I stuck him in the face with a knife. I didn't have time to get it back so I continued up, I saw a guy falling fast on top of me so I try to hit him with the knife, I miss, and I try to go to the flag to cap, and my own knife lands on my head and I'm killed instantly. He returns the flag and takes ours. We lose the game.

Yeah.. I hate when these moments happen. Sometimes they're funny, though. Most of the time you just feel like an idiot for doing it.

NinjaGimp369 · « **Reply #32 on:** March 21, 2007, 01:44:43 am »

Quote from: papercut on October 22, 2006, 07:16:20 pm

I killed myself with a chainsaw. XD

Please explain?

Quote from: Nruan on October 23, 2006, 08:08:22 am

My most dumbest moment would probably be the time when I tried to switch weps really fast and get my knife out. Instead, I ended up throwing my main wep (Barrett) and when I got my knife out, I totally missed, so I'm basically left to try and fist a guy to death... I did that a couple of times that day, so annoyed.

That always happens to me when im the FFC. I end up wepless and have to throw the flag away, the problem is, my comp lags so bad.. I end up throwing it to the enemy.

Lord Frunkamunch · « **Reply #33 on:** March 22, 2007, 08:57:40 am »

Killing someone on snipe n' slice, then trying to throw my saw to get his barrett, but dropping mine instead, then getting killed the second after I got them both reloaded.

Countless nade selfkills, and once I was in voland as the ffc with 2 m79s. I fired them both into the air out of boredom just as 2 enemies came to get the flag back.

Deranged Duck · « **Reply #34 on:** March 22, 2007, 09:25:40 am »

It was ctf_b2b and I had m79 well I shot from the blue base and I started running well, I got to the first bridge and I saw it and before I could move it hit. I'd suppose it was ok because someone was going past when it hit me and they where killed. I was accused of hacking tho.

Zombeh · « **Reply #35 on:** March 24, 2007, 02:08:37 pm »

On Saw & Law, I nearly always end up dropping the saw to get another, and another, and another, and (ETC...) and By the time I get the second law, someone's lay-jetting right at me with le' Chainsaw... and I try to fire the law I just picked up. Although, someone had two saws and thought he had 2 laws. In any CTF game, I'll be right near our flag, when mr. chainsaw implement man jumps out of nowhere and BZZZZZes the living crap out of me. -.- And I usually camp with barret, and get knifed from someone behind me... who fails to pick up the knife after my buddy Alex with the Ruger gets him in the face. Thats all, really...

Crimson Goth · « **Reply #36 on:** March 24, 2007, 05:53:14 pm »

Throwing my knife at a AFKer, but I get owned by the 'hit' bug. Then the AFKer automatically picks up my knife. I then try to punch them, but they retaliate by stabbing me. Sometimes I hate that reflex, but it's happened to me a few times lol.

Another one is shooting a law while a teamate passes by resulting in me 'killing' myself. I hate when that happens to, but it's not like they knew I was gonna shoot a law lol.

NinjaGimp369 · « **Reply #37 on:** March 26, 2007, 06:29:54 pm »

Heres what happened yesterday, I was in a game of ctf. I made just scored a flag and /killed myself because i was holding a M79 because I accidently selected it from the barret (barett is below the m79 in the wep menu). Then I was selecting my wep when all of a sudden some guy from the other team cast a vote on me saying "afk rong time sucky sucky," I was like noooo! BUT I PRESSED F12 ACCIDENTLY

. I got kicked.

X-Rayz · « **Reply #38 on:** March 26, 2007, 08:59:17 pm »

Yesterday I was fighting someone. He threw a nade, but it went below me and landed on the ground beneath me. I threw a nade at him at point blank range, and managed to get nade boosted by my own nade into his nade.

Sytrus · « **Reply #39 on:** March 27, 2007, 03:36:00 am »

Once I was on ctf_maya fighting the EFC with an m79, and he threw a nade down. I thought hey, I'll be smart and boost me, so I can kick his ass! But BANG the nade boosted me into the roof and poly-killed me.

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Author Topic: Most Dumbass Moments? (Read 6254 times)