Author Topic: Most Dumbass Moments? (Read 6259 times)

Ajnin Ezakimak · « **on:** October 17, 2006, 06:03:28 pm »

Heh, after getting into this game again, I've seen an increase in stupidity, even foolish mistakes on my part as well. What are some dumbass things you've seen?

Here are mine:

Someone trying to m79 boost on b2b. He kills himself.

Someone who throws a knife up in the air, only to have it hit himself. I think he was trying to do the knife dupe trick.

I chucked a nade into a wall, and had to bounce back into my face, when I was the FFC. >.>

I chucked my ruger at someone, instead of my knife. I had forgotten that I already used it.

I tried to camp in a bush where someone was already camping. -.- I managed to kill him though.

What are some of your dumb moments?

Commander Kitsune · « **Reply #1 on:** October 17, 2006, 06:06:44 pm »

I was the FFC. I was destroying all of the other team that was trying to stop me from capping. After some nice Mp5 work and nade throwing I ended up with a Multi X2. I ran to go cap and randomly I blow up. One of the nades I threw apparently missed and I walked right onto it....If I capped we would have won >.>. We did end up losing.

XYZ · « **Reply #2 on:** October 17, 2006, 06:08:07 pm »

I was the FFC and I had like, no health. The guy who was chasing me had a M79. One of my teammates dropped into the path and I threw him the flag. The EFC blasted him with the M79 and returned the flag before I could shoost him. We lost. =(

homey188 · « **Reply #3 on:** October 17, 2006, 06:20:02 pm »

I went around saying "Styr rocks!1111!" and "Everyone who doesn't use it can go die!1!11" and otherrwise being a jerk about weapon choice. I then realized I was using an ak-74.

I threw a law at someone.

I passed the flag to someone with red hair, because I thought they were alpha, they weren't.

Brock · « **Reply #4 on:** October 17, 2006, 07:13:05 pm »

I've thrown my chainsaw so many times by accident. Why?

Switch Weapon: Mousewheel roll
Throw Weapon: Mousewheel press

Other than that, I seem to run into other peoples nades after I kill them, and they toss 1 last one.

I somethimes run into my own when they miss.

XYZ · « **Reply #5 on:** October 17, 2006, 07:14:40 pm »

Quote from: Brock on October 17, 2006, 07:13:05 pm

I've thrown my chainsaw so many times by accident. Why?

Switch Weapon: Mousewheel roll
Throw Weapon: Mousewheel press

Other than that, I seem to run into other peoples nades after I kill them, and they toss 1 last one. I somethimes run into my own when they miss.

Glad to know I'm not the only person who uses the mousewheel and fucks up with it.

Sethamundo · « **Reply #6 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:30:06 pm »

My throw weapon button is tab, my switch weapon is scroll wheel, and my nade button is press mouse wheel.

Full_Metal_Wolf · « **Reply #7 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:41:20 pm »

(I feel dumb)
while chasing a EFC I threw a grenade(3 actually) and...ran into them...

As Always · « **Reply #8 on:** October 18, 2006, 02:54:54 am »

Here is someting, some guy and me entered one area, him from high and me from a low tunnel, and we both switched to knifes and threw them. Mine missed, his hit me in the face. He stood there for a split second, and my knife then came down and hit him in the head. The whole server Lol'd him.

Mr. Domino · « **Reply #9 on:** October 18, 2006, 03:18:25 am »

Quote from: Ajnin Ezakimak on October 17, 2006, 06:03:28 pm

Someone who throws a knife up in the air, only to have it hit himself. I think he was trying to do the knife dupe trick.

I chucked my ruger at someone, instead of my knife. I had forgotten that I already used it.

What are some of your dumb moments?

You got me right there.

I don't knife selfkill often but when I do it's at the worst possible time. I throw my weapon instead of the knife more than I care for though. It's not that you forget to change weapons but not allowing enough time for the change weapon animation to complete so you end up throwing the primary anyway.

Mr. Jenkins · « **Reply #10 on:** October 19, 2006, 08:39:51 pm »

Quote from: Ajnin Ezakimak on October 17, 2006, 06:03:28 pm

I chucked my ruger at someone, instead of my knife. I had forgotten that I already used it.

That bug is really annoying.

Numerous times I've killed myself with a knife, thinking that it will go slowly and only hurt me.

scg_912 · « **Reply #11 on:** October 19, 2006, 08:57:31 pm »

Theres only 1 dumb thing I know I do cause I did it about 6 times is when im blasting away at my opponent and throw a gernade at him but by the time it explodes I have already killed him then I forget about the gernade I threw,walk over it then BOOM

im dead.Â Â

jettlarue · « **Reply #12 on:** October 19, 2006, 09:34:33 pm »

I was once playing r/s, I was the only one left on my team and there was only one left on the other team. I wenty to hide behind a polygon thing, the other guy was also hiding in there. I found him first so i jumped up and threw all my nades in the spot. (3 I believe) and he jumped up and started shooting me with socom. I tried to dodge but I moved into where the nades were and selfkilled...It was pretty sweet though haha

Plonkoon · « **Reply #13 on:** October 19, 2006, 10:59:07 pm »

Me and a friend tried to do an m79 team up on cs_italy. We were both crouching down behind a box and I tell him to look up to see if its clear, he does and his head is blown off by a ruger. The gunshot startled me and I jumped in my chair and pressed fire, hitting the box and killing myself.

The Bone Collector · « **Reply #14 on:** October 20, 2006, 02:47:15 am »

Quote from: homey188 on October 17, 2006, 06:20:02 pm

I went around saying "Styr rocks!1111!" and "Everyone who doesn't use it can go die!1!11" and otherrwise being a jerk about weapon choice. I then realized I was using an ak-74.

I passed the flag to someone with red hair, because I thought they were alpha, they weren't.

I loled hard at these!

My dumbass moments are basicly every time I play Soldat....xD

{LAW} Gamer_2k4 · « **Reply #15 on:** October 22, 2006, 02:29:38 pm »

I suppose this is dumb:
http://u13.net/index.php?p=statsplayer&nickname=%7BLAW%7D+Gamer_2k4&server=CCTF

You'll notice that I've committed suicide with the AK-74, the HK MP5, the Steyr Aug, the USSOCOM, and the knife. Don't ask me how I did it, but somehow I did.

papercut · « **Reply #16 on:** October 22, 2006, 07:16:20 pm »

I always manage to trip over my own grenades in CTF_Equinox

One time my throwing flag thing lagged when I was tossing it to a team mate, and then the team mate died and the flag threw right into the guys who killed him =P

I always get killed when I am typing "Zero Deaths!"

Sometimes I manage to hit the EFC with a grenade, but it doesnt kill him. Instead it knocks him into health kits and more of his allies.

I killed myself with a chainsaw. XD

I always forget what buttons some of my taunts are and I look like an idiot when I say "Enemy Flagman is taking the LOW Route!!!" when evidently he is taking the high one.

Sometimes that T chat bug always gets me to say innapropriate things like "tits okay".

I call knives dodgeballs even when I am not in a dodgeball server.

Skye · « **Reply #17 on:** October 23, 2006, 02:55:46 am »

Quote from: papercut on October 22, 2006, 07:16:20 pm

Sometimes that T chat bug always gets me to say innapropriate things like "tits okay"

, that made me laugh in RL.

One of the dumbest thing I've done was camp, our flag got captured, and someone said 'efc low', which was where I was. I waited for him, and I scoped to the right (the way he was coming from), I saw him and clicked the mouse button, finger slipped, pressed it again but got M79'd before I could shoot..

Nruan · « **Reply #18 on:** October 23, 2006, 08:08:22 am »

My most dumbest moment would probably be the time when I tried to switch weps really fast and get my knife out. Instead, I ended up throwing my main wep (Barrett) and when I got my knife out, I totally missed, so I'm basically left to try and fist a guy to death... I did that a couple of times that day, so annoyed.

aqua · « **Reply #19 on:** October 23, 2006, 08:28:04 am »

My most dumbass thing was, i think yesterday - i was trying to fu*k FFC and i yelled "F*CK ME!!!11" lol, and someone from enemys team tried to kick me

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Author Topic: Most Dumbass Moments? (Read 6259 times)

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