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Offline Brock

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The Never-ending Story Thread
« on: October 18, 2006, 03:36:38 pm »
(Don't know if this has been done before)

Forum Game Rules: One person starts this thread (me) by putting in a word (1 -3 words MAX, things like "a" and "is" don't count).  Then someone else comes along and puts in a few more.  After a while we may have one screwed up story to share. ;D

I've done this before with other people on other boards, it's great fun. 

...  Only if you have a sense of humor though... ;)

Date Posted: October 18, 2006, 04:35:38 PM
There was a man
"What is the Matrix? Control. The Matrix is a
computer-generated dream world built to keep us
under control in order to - wait, what?"

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Re: The Never-ending Story Thread
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2006, 03:38:42 pm »
Don't mean to be a party pooper, but this is more or less bash pit material. There was the Soldat Bar thread back in the day, but that has been re-made and shot down, so chances are this topic will get locked too. I won't really be participating if it works out though. It seems a bit childish to me.
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Re: The Never-ending Story Thread
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2006, 03:41:29 pm »
who, was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar........
There are other worlds than these

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Re: The Never-ending Story Thread
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2006, 03:41:45 pm »
Had a feeling this might get locked...

Eh, whatever.
"What is the Matrix? Control. The Matrix is a
computer-generated dream world built to keep us
under control in order to - wait, what?"

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Re: The Never-ending Story Thread
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2006, 04:12:30 pm »
There was a

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Re: The Never-ending Story Thread
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2006, 04:30:15 pm »
hot chick, she stared at the man and...
There are other worlds than these

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Re: The Never-ending Story Thread
« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2006, 05:15:32 pm »
ripped off her

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Re: The Never-ending Story Thread
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2006, 05:17:49 pm »
shirt, people stared, then..
There are other worlds than these

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Re: The Never-ending Story Thread
« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2006, 05:26:40 pm »
someone came in and slapped the lockdown on their pervin' asses.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams it is
still a beautiful world.  Strive to be happy.

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Re: The Never-ending Story Thread
« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2006, 05:43:20 pm »
no estoy participando

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Re: The Never-ending Story Thread
« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2006, 05:46:36 pm »
How about we actually write in the entire story every post, so it's actually easy to read, and sensible. Here we go.

There was a man who, was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar. There was a hot chick, she stared at the man and he ripped off her shirt, people stared, then Wraithlike comes in.
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Re: The Never-ending Story Thread
« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2006, 05:48:15 pm »
There was a man who, was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar. There was a hot chick, she stared at the man and he ripped off her shirt, people stared, then Wraithlike comes in. Upon seeing the woman,

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Re: The Never-ending Story Thread
« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2006, 05:49:22 pm »
There was a man who was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar. There was a hot chick, she stared at the man and he ripped off her shirt, people stared, then Wraithlike comes in. Upon seeing the woman, he nonchalantly
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Re: The Never-ending Story Thread
« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2006, 08:14:49 pm »
There was a man who was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar. There was a hot chick, she stared at the man and he ripped off her shirt, people stared, then Wraithlike comes in. Upon seeing the woman, he nonchalantly cooed, "Hey, babycakes".

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Re: The Never-ending Story Thread
« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2006, 08:21:47 pm »
There was a man who was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar. There was a hot chick, she stared at the man and he ripped off her shirt, people stared, then Wraithlike comes in. Upon seeing the woman, he nonchalantly cooed, "Hey, babycakes". He then viciously

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Re: The Never-ending Story Thread
« Reply #15 on: October 18, 2006, 08:34:50 pm »
There was a man who was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar. There was a hot chick, she stared at the man and he ripped off her shirt, people stared, then Wraithlike comes in. Upon seeing the woman, he nonchalantly cooed, "Hey, babycakes". He then viciously started to
"What is the Matrix? Control. The Matrix is a
computer-generated dream world built to keep us
under control in order to - wait, what?"

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Re: The Never-ending Story Thread
« Reply #16 on: October 18, 2006, 09:01:56 pm »
There was a man who was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar. There was a hot chick, she stared at the man and he ripped off her shirt, people stared, then Wraithlike comes in. Upon seeing the woman, he nonchalantly cooed, "Hey, babycakes". He then viciously started to eat the dead

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Re: The Never-ending Story Thread
« Reply #17 on: October 19, 2006, 12:24:08 am »
There was a man who was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar. There was a hot chick, she stared at the man and he ripped off her shirt, people stared, then Wraithlike comes in. Upon seeing the woman, he nonchalantly cooed, "Hey, babycakes". He then viciously started to eat the dead skin on the inside of his cheek.  Lost in nervousness and sweating with anxiety after exposing his embarrassing tick, he slowly

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Re: The Never-ending Story Thread
« Reply #18 on: October 19, 2006, 01:30:42 am »
There was a man who was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar. There was a hot chick, she stared at the man and he ripped off her shirt, people stared, then Wraithlike comes in. Upon seeing the woman, he nonchalantly cooed, "Hey, babycakes". He then viciously started to eat the dead skin on the inside of his cheek.  Lost in nervousness and sweating with anxiety after exposing his embarrassing tick, he slowly woke from this dream.

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Re: The Never-ending Story Thread
« Reply #19 on: October 19, 2006, 01:35:53 am »
There was a man who was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar. There was a hot chick, she stared at the man and he ripped off her shirt, people stared, then Wraithlike comes in. Upon seeing the woman, he nonchalantly cooed, "Hey, babycakes". He then viciously started to eat the dead skin on the inside of his cheek.  Lost in nervousness and sweating with anxiety after exposing his embarrassing tick, he slowly woke from this dream.

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