Author Topic: The Never-ending Story Thread (Read 4163 times)

kingkitty · « **Reply #20 on:** October 19, 2006, 02:08:06 am »

There was a man who was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar. There was a hot chick, she stared at the man and he ripped off her shirt, people stared, then Wraithlike comes in. Upon seeing the woman, he nonchalantly cooed, "Hey, babycakes". He then viciously started to eat the dead skin on the inside of his cheek. Lost in nervousness and sweating with anxiety after exposing his embarrassing tick, he slowly woke from this dream.

~~THE END~~

He found himself sleeping in the

Jayclt. · « **Reply #21 on:** October 19, 2006, 02:10:07 am »

There was a man who was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar. There was a hot chick, she stared at the man and he ripped off her shirt, people stared, then Wraithlike comes in. Upon seeing the woman, he nonchalantly cooed, "Hey, babycakes". He then viciously started to eat the dead skin on the inside of his cheek. Lost in nervousness and sweating with anxiety after exposing his embarrassing tick, he slowly woke from this dream.

~~THE END~~

He found himself sleeping in the back seat of a car, which is about to

m00` · « **Reply #22 on:** October 19, 2006, 02:18:06 am »

There was a man who was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar. There was a hot chick, she stared at the man and he ripped off her shirt, people stared, then Wraithlike comes in. Upon seeing the woman, he nonchalantly cooed, "Hey, babycakes". He then viciously started to eat the dead skin on the inside of his cheek. Lost in nervousness and sweating with anxiety after exposing his embarrassing tick, he slowly woke from this dream.

~~THE END~~

He found himself sleeping in the back seat of a car, which is about to explode

MofoNofo · « **Reply #23 on:** October 19, 2006, 03:17:53 am »

There was a man who was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar. There was a hot chick, she stared at the man and he ripped off her shirt, people stared, then Wraithlike comes in. Upon seeing the woman, he nonchalantly cooed, "Hey, babycakes". He then viciously started to eat the dead skin on the inside of his cheek. Lost in nervousness and sweating with anxiety after exposing his embarrassing tick, he slowly woke from this dream.

~~THE END~~

He found himself sleeping in the back seat of a car, which is about to explode from a kilo of C4 hooked to the steering wheel, the timer was only on a few

Jayclt. · « **Reply #24 on:** October 19, 2006, 04:08:34 am »

There was a man who was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar. There was a hot chick, she stared at the man and he ripped off her shirt, people stared, then Wraithlike comes in. Upon seeing the woman, he nonchalantly cooed, "Hey, babycakes". He then viciously started to eat the dead skin on the inside of his cheek. Lost in nervousness and sweating with anxiety after exposing his embarrassing tick, he slowly woke from this dream.

~~THE END~~

He found himself sleeping in the back seat of a car, which is about to explode from a kilo of C4 hooked to the steering wheel, the timer was only on a few seconds away from

echo_trail · « **Reply #25 on:** October 19, 2006, 04:26:48 am »

There was a man who was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar. There was a hot chick, she stared at the man and he ripped off her shirt, people stared, then Wraithlike comes in. Upon seeing the woman, he nonchalantly cooed, "Hey, babycakes". He then viciously started to eat the dead skin on the inside of his cheek. Lost in nervousness and sweating with anxiety after exposing his embarrassing tick, he slowly woke from this dream.

THE END

He found himself sleeping in the back seat of a car, which is about to explode from a kilo of C4 hooked to the steering wheel, the timer was only on a few seconds away from 1:30 hours, so he pulled his lightsabre and

ultraman · « **Reply #26 on:** October 19, 2006, 04:32:43 am »

There was a man who was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar. There was a hot chick, she stared at the man and he ripped off her shirt, people stared, then Wraithlike comes in. Upon seeing the woman, he nonchalantly cooed, "Hey, babycakes". He then viciously started to eat the dead skin on the inside of his cheek. Lost in nervousness and sweating with anxiety after exposing his embarrassing tick, he slowly woke from this dream.

THE END

He found himself sleeping in the back seat of a car, which is about to explode from a kilo of C4 hooked to the steering wheel, the timer was only on a few seconds away from 1:30 hours, so he pulled his lightsabre and hacked the roof off of the car, and jumped out using his jedi force powers, because he doesn't know how to diffuse a bomb, then he

MofoNofo · « **Reply #27 on:** October 19, 2006, 04:53:59 am »

There was a man who was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar. There was a hot chick, she stared at the man and he ripped off her shirt, people stared, then Wraithlike comes in. Upon seeing the woman, he nonchalantly cooed, "Hey, babycakes". He then viciously started to eat the dead skin on the inside of his cheek. Lost in nervousness and sweating with anxiety after exposing his embarrassing tick, he slowly woke from this dream.

~~THE END~~

He found himself sleeping in the back seat of a car, which is about to explode from a kilo of C4 hooked to the steering wheel, the timer was only on a few seconds away from 1:30 hours, so he pulled his lightsabre and hacked the roof off of the car, and jumped out using his jedi force powers, because he doesn't know how to diffuse a bomb, then he right justified the screen, just as he

Dascoo · « **Reply #28 on:** October 19, 2006, 06:17:23 am »

There was a man who was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar. There was a hot chick, she stared at the man and he ripped off her shirt, people stared, then Wraithlike comes in. Upon seeing the woman, he nonchalantly cooed, "Hey, babycakes". He then viciously started to eat the dead skin on the inside of his cheek. Lost in nervousness and sweating with anxiety after exposing his embarrassing tick, he slowly woke from this dream.

THE END

He found himself sleeping in the back seat of a car, which is about to explode from a kilo of C4 hooked to the steering wheel, the timer was only on a few seconds away from 1:30 hours, so he pulled his lightsabre and hacked the roof off of the car, and jumped out using his jedi force powers, because he doesn't know how to diffuse a bomb, then he right justified the screen, just as he pulled his cat

VijchtiDoodah · « **Reply #29 on:** October 19, 2006, 01:19:55 pm »

There was a man who was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar. There was a hot chick, she stared at the man and he ripped off her shirt, people stared, then Wraithlike comes in. Upon seeing the woman, he nonchalantly cooed, "Hey, babycakes". He then viciously started to eat the dead skin on the inside of his cheek. Lost in nervousness and sweating with anxiety after exposing his embarrassing tick, he slowly woke from this dream.

He found himself sleeping in the back seat of a car, which is about to explode from a kilo of C4 hooked to the steering wheel, the timer was only on a few seconds away from 1:30 hours, so he pulled his lightsabre and hacked the roof off of the car, and jumped out using his jedi force powers, because he doesn't know how to diffuse a bomb, then he right justified the screen, just as he pulled his catatonic mother out of the car as well. He then

TBDM · « **Reply #30 on:** October 19, 2006, 01:41:37 pm »

not this again...same like the LAST PERON WHO POSTS WINS A FREE REg KEy or something >.<

Mistercharles · « **Reply #31 on:** October 19, 2006, 02:06:27 pm »

There was a man who was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar. There was a hot chick, she stared at the man and he ripped off her shirt, people stared, then Wraithlike comes in. Upon seeing the woman, he nonchalantly cooed, "Hey, babycakes". He then viciously started to eat the dead skin on the inside of his cheek. Lost in nervousness and sweating with anxiety after exposing his embarrassing tick, he slowly woke from this dream.

He found himself sleeping in the back seat of a car, which is about to explode from a kilo of C4 hooked to the steering wheel, the timer was only on a few seconds away from 1:30 hours, so he pulled his lightsabre and hacked the roof off of the car, and jumped out using his jedi force powers, because he doesn't know how to diffuse a bomb, then he right justified the screen, just as he pulled his catatonic mother out of the car as well. He thenceforth began to re-justify the paragraph. Upon finishing,

Brock · « **Reply #32 on:** October 19, 2006, 02:08:29 pm »

There was a man who was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar. There was a hot chick, she stared at the man and he ripped off her shirt, people stared, then Wraithlike comes in. Upon seeing the woman, he nonchalantly cooed, "Hey, babycakes". He then viciously started to eat the dead skin on the inside of his cheek. Lost in nervousness and sweating with anxiety after exposing his embarrassing tick, he slowly woke from this dream.

He found himself sleeping in the back seat of a car, which is about to explode from a kilo of C4 hooked to the steering wheel, the timer was only on a few seconds away from 1:30 hours, so he pulled his lightsabre and hacked the roof off of the car, and jumped out using his jedi force powers, because he doesn't know how to diffuse a bomb, then he right justified the screen, just as he pulled his catatonic mother out of the car as well. He thenceforth began to re-justify the paragraph. Upon finishing, he looked to the car then ducked just as it exploded. He turned again to see a giant watermelon the size of his house in the car's place.

Dascoo · « **Reply #33 on:** October 19, 2006, 02:19:18 pm »

There was a man who was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar. There was a hot chick, she stared at the man and he ripped off her shirt, people stared, then Wraithlike comes in. Upon seeing the woman, he nonchalantly cooed, "Hey, babycakes". He then viciously started to eat the dead skin on the inside of his cheek. Lost in nervousness and sweating with anxiety after exposing his embarrassing tick, he slowly woke from this dream.

He found himself sleeping in the back seat of a car, which is about to explode from a kilo of C4 hooked to the steering wheel, the timer was only on a few seconds away from 1:30 hours, so he pulled his lightsabre and hacked the roof off of the car, and jumped out using his jedi force powers, because he doesn't know how to diffuse a bomb, then he right justified the screen, just as he pulled his catatonic mother out of the car as well. He thenceforth began to re-justify the paragraph. Upon finishing, he looked to the car then ducked just as it exploded. He turned again to see a giant watermelon the size of his house in the car's place. Henceforth China declared

Hey, some mod is messing with the story :/ It was different.

XYZ · « **Reply #34 on:** October 19, 2006, 02:33:37 pm »

There was a man who was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar. There was a hot chick, she stared at the man and he ripped off her shirt, people stared, then Wraithlike comes in. Upon seeing the woman, he nonchalantly cooed, "Hey, babycakes". He then viciously started to eat the dead skin on the inside of his cheek. Lost in nervousness and sweating with anxiety after exposing his embarrassing tick, he slowly woke from this dream.

He found himself sleeping in the back seat of a car, which is about to explode from a kilo of C4 hooked to the steering wheel, the timer was only on a few seconds away from 1:30 hours, so he pulled his lightsabre and hacked the roof off of the car, and jumped out using his jedi force powers, because he doesn't know how to diffuse a bomb, then he right justified the screen, just as he pulled his catatonic mother out of the car as well. He thenceforth began to re-justify the paragraph. Upon finishing, he looked to the car then ducked just as it exploded. He turned again to see a giant watermelon the size of his house in the car's place. Henceforth, China declared war on Wraithlike. Just then,

Brock · « **Reply #35 on:** October 19, 2006, 02:46:54 pm »

There was a man who was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar. There was a hot chick, she stared at the man and he ripped off her shirt, people stared, then Wraithlike comes in. Upon seeing the woman, he nonchalantly cooed, "Hey, babycakes". He then viciously started to eat the dead skin on the inside of his cheek.Â Lost in nervousness and sweating with anxiety after exposing his embarrassing tick, he slowly woke from this dream.

He found himself sleeping in the back seat of a car, which is about to explode from a kilo of C4 hooked to the steering wheel, the timer was only on a few seconds away from 1:30 hours, so he pulled his lightsabre and hacked the roof off of the car, and jumped out using his jedi force powers, because he doesn't know how to diffuse a bomb, then he right justified the screen, just as he pulled his catatonic mother out of the car as well. He thenceforth began to re-justify the paragraph. Upon finishing, he looked to the car then ducked just as it exploded.Â He turned again to see a giant watermelon the size of his house in the car's place. Henceforth, China declared war on Wraithlike. Just then, a giant cruise missle could be seen heading for them.Â He screamed: "

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EDITED: I read it wrong lol

XYZ · « **Reply #36 on:** October 19, 2006, 02:53:15 pm »

Quote from: Brock on October 19, 2006, 02:46:54 pm

There was a man who was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar. There was a hot chick, she stared at the man and he ripped off her shirt, people stared, then Wraithlike comes in. Upon seeing the woman, he nonchalantly cooed, "Hey, babycakes". He then viciously started to eat the dead skin on the inside of his cheek. Lost in nervousness and sweating with anxiety after exposing his embarrassing tick, he slowly woke from this dream.

He found himself sleeping in the back seat of a car, which is about to explode from a kilo of C4 hooked to the steering wheel, the timer was only on a few seconds away from 1:30 hours, so he pulled his lightsabre and hacked the roof off of the car, and jumped out using his jedi force powers, because he doesn't know how to diffuse a bomb, then he right justified the screen, just as he pulled his catatonic mother out of the car as well. He thenceforth began to re-justify the paragraph. Upon finishing, he looked to the car then ducked just as it exploded. He turned again to see a giant watermelon the size of his house in the car's place. Henceforth, China declared war on Wraithlike. Just then, Wraithlike flew by and landed in front of the stunned man, using his soldat jet-boots. He said: "

Wait. Wraithlike flew by Wraithlike?

Mistercharles · « **Reply #37 on:** October 19, 2006, 03:23:15 pm »

There was a man who was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar. There was a hot chick, she stared at the man and he ripped off her shirt, people stared, then Wraithlike comes in. Upon seeing the woman, he nonchalantly cooed, "Hey, babycakes". He then viciously started to eat the dead skin on the inside of his cheek. Lost in nervousness and sweating with anxiety after exposing his embarrassing tick, he slowly woke from this dream.

He found himself sleeping in the back seat of a car, which is about to explode from a kilo of C4 hooked to the steering wheel, the timer was only on a few seconds away from 1:30 hours, so he pulled his lightsabre and hacked the roof off of the car, and jumped out using his jedi force powers, because he doesn't know how to diffuse a bomb, then he right justified the screen, just as he pulled his catatonic mother out of the car as well. He thenceforth began to re-justify the paragraph. Upon finishing, he looked to the car then ducked just as it exploded. He turned again to see a giant watermelon the size of his house in the car's place. Henceforth, China declared war on Wraithlike. Just then, Wraithlike flew by and landed in front of the stunned man, using his soldat jet-boots. After staring at each other for quite ome time, Wraithlike bellowed, "WE MEET AGAIN, EVIL TWIN OF MINE! Today, we decide who shall live... and who shall not." Immediately, Evil-Wraith

SadistAtHeart · « **Reply #38 on:** October 19, 2006, 03:29:59 pm »

punched Sadist in the face, who wondered what the hell is going on.

Then, after burrowing his way out from under the Meadowlands Arena (allegedly), Jimmy Hoffa decided to eat the brain of

Dascoo · « **Reply #39 on:** October 19, 2006, 03:33:40 pm »

SADIST COPY PASTE ONLY 3 WORDS

There was a man who was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar. There was a hot chick, she stared at the man and he ripped off her shirt, people stared, then Wraithlike comes in. Upon seeing the woman, he nonchalantly cooed, "Hey, babycakes". He then viciously started to eat the dead skin on the inside of his cheek. Lost in nervousness and sweating with anxiety after exposing his embarrassing tick, he slowly woke from this dream.

He found himself sleeping in the back seat of a car, which is about to explode from a kilo of C4 hooked to the steering wheel, the timer was only on a few seconds away from 1:30 hours, so he pulled his lightsabre and hacked the roof off of the car, and jumped out using his jedi force powers, because he doesn't know how to diffuse a bomb, then he right justified the screen, just as he pulled his catatonic mother out of the car as well. He thenceforth began to re-justify the paragraph. Upon finishing, he looked to the car then ducked just as it exploded. He turned again to see a giant watermelon the size of his house in the car's place. Henceforth, China declared war on Wraithlike. Just then, Wraithlike flew by and landed in front of the stunned man, using his soldat jet-boots. After staring at each other for quite ome time, Wraithlike bellowed, "WE MEET AGAIN, EVIL TWIN OF MINE! Today, we decide who shall live... and who shall not." Immediately, Evil-Wraith
punched Sadist in the face, who wondered what the hell is going on.

Then, after burrowing his way out from under the Meadowlands Arena (allegedly), Jimmy Hoffa decided to eat the brain of Bill cosby. Willingly

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Author Topic: The Never-ending Story Thread (Read 4163 times)