The Never-ending Story Thread

[Brock]

There was a man who was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar. There was a hot chick, she stared at the man and he ripped off her shirt, people stared, then Wraithlike comes in. Upon seeing the woman, he nonchalantly cooed, "Hey, babycakes". He then viciously started to eat the dead skin on the inside of his cheek.  Lost in nervousness and sweating with anxiety after exposing his embarrassing tick, he slowly woke from this dream.

He found himself sleeping in the back seat of a car, which is about to explode from a kilo of C4 hooked to the steering wheel, the timer was only on a few seconds away from 1:30 hours, so he pulled his lightsabre and hacked the roof off of the car, and jumped out using his jedi force powers, because he doesn't know how to diffuse a bomb, then he right justified the screen, just as he pulled his catatonic mother out of the car as well. He thenceforth began to re-justify the paragraph. Upon finishing, he looked to the car then ducked just as it exploded.  He turned again to see a giant watermelon the size of his house in the car's place. Henceforth, China declared war on Wraithlike. Just then, Wraithlike flew by and landed in front of the stunned man, using his soldat jet-boots.  After staring at each other for quite ome time, Wraithlike bellowed, "WE MEET AGAIN, EVIL TWIN OF MINE! Today, we decide who shall live... and who shall not." Immediately, Evil-Wraith
punched Sadist in the face, who wondered what the hell is going on.

Then, after burrowing his way out from under the Meadowlands Arena (allegedly), Jimmy Hoffa decided to eat the brain of Bill cosby. Willingly, Bill agreed.  Jimmy put sprinkles on it after he tore it out.  One of the Wraith's noticed and said: "Hey I love sprinkles!".

[XYZ]

There was a man who was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar. There was a hot chick, she stared at the man and he ripped off her shirt, people stared, then Wraithlike comes in. Upon seeing the woman, he nonchalantly cooed, "Hey, babycakes". He then viciously started to eat the dead skin on the inside of his cheek.  Lost in nervousness and sweating with anxiety after exposing his embarrassing tick, he slowly woke from this dream.

He found himself sleeping in the back seat of a car, which is about to explode from a kilo of C4 hooked to the steering wheel, the timer was only on a few seconds away from 1:30 hours, so he pulled his lightsabre and hacked the roof off of the car, and jumped out using his jedi force powers, because he doesn't know how to diffuse a bomb, then he right justified the screen, just as he pulled his catatonic mother out of the car as well. He thenceforth began to re-justify the paragraph. Upon finishing, he looked to the car then ducked just as it exploded.  He turned again to see a giant watermelon the size of his house in the car's place. Henceforth, China declared war on Wraithlike. Just then, Wraithlike flew by and landed in front of the stunned man, using his soldat jet-boots.  After staring at each other for quite ome time, Wraithlike bellowed, "WE MEET AGAIN, EVIL TWIN OF MINE! Today, we decide who shall live... and who shall not." Immediately, Evil-Wraith
punched Sadist in the face, who wondered what the hell is going on.

Then, after burrowing his way out from under the Meadowlands Arena (allegedly), Jimmy Hoffa decided to eat the brain of Bill cosby. Willingly, Bill agreed.  Jimmy put sprinkles on it after he tore it out.  One of the Wraith's noticed and said: "Hey I love sprinkles!". Evil Wraith then teleported to Hoffa and

[Mistercharles]

There was a man who was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar. There was a hot chick, she stared at the man and he ripped off her shirt, people stared, then Wraithlike comes in. Upon seeing the woman, he nonchalantly cooed, "Hey, babycakes". He then viciously started to eat the dead skin on the inside of his cheek.  Lost in nervousness and sweating with anxiety after exposing his embarrassing tick, he slowly woke from this dream.

He found himself sleeping in the back seat of a car, which is about to explode from a kilo of C4 hooked to the steering wheel, the timer was only on a few seconds away from 1:30 hours, so he pulled his lightsabre and hacked the roof off of the car, and jumped out using his jedi force powers, because he doesn't know how to diffuse a bomb, then he right justified the screen, just as he pulled his catatonic mother out of the car as well. He thenceforth began to re-justify the paragraph. Upon finishing, he looked to the car then ducked just as it exploded.  He turned again to see a giant watermelon the size of his house in the car's place. Henceforth, China declared war on Wraithlike. Just then, Wraithlike flew by and landed in front of the stunned man, using his soldat jet-boots.  After staring at each other for quite ome time, Wraithlike bellowed, "WE MEET AGAIN, EVIL TWIN OF MINE! Today, we decide who shall live... and who shall not." Immediately, Evil-Wraith
punched Sadist in the face, who wondered what the hell is going on.

Then, after burrowing his way out from under the Meadowlands Arena (allegedly), Jimmy Hoffa decided to eat the brain of Bill cosby. Willingly, Bill agreed.  Jimmy put sprinkles on it after he tore it out.  One of the Wraith's noticed and said: "Hey I love sprinkles!". Evil-Wraith then teleported to Hoffa and stole his sprinkols. But, sprinkols make Evil-Wraith

[Dascoo]

There was a man who was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar. There was a hot chick, she stared at the man and he ripped off her shirt, people stared, then Wraithlike comes in. Upon seeing the woman, he nonchalantly cooed, "Hey, babycakes". He then viciously started to eat the dead skin on the inside of his cheek.  Lost in nervousness and sweating with anxiety after exposing his embarrassing tick, he slowly woke from this dream.

He found himself sleeping in the back seat of a car, which is about to explode from a kilo of C4 hooked to the steering wheel, the timer was only on a few seconds away from 1:30 hours, so he pulled his lightsabre and hacked the roof off of the car, and jumped out using his jedi force powers, because he doesn't know how to diffuse a bomb, then he right justified the screen, just as he pulled his catatonic mother out of the car as well. He thenceforth began to re-justify the paragraph. Upon finishing, he looked to the car then ducked just as it exploded.  He turned again to see a giant watermelon the size of his house in the car's place. Henceforth, China declared war on Wraithlike. Just then, Wraithlike flew by and landed in front of the stunned man, using his soldat jet-boots.  After staring at each other for quite ome time, Wraithlike bellowed, "WE MEET AGAIN, EVIL TWIN OF MINE! Today, we decide who shall live... and who shall not." Immediately, Evil-Wraith
punched Sadist in the face, who wondered what the hell is going on.

Then, after burrowing his way out from under the Meadowlands Arena (allegedly), Jimmy Hoffa decided to eat the brain of Bill cosby. Willingly, Bill agreed.  Jimmy put sprinkles on it after he tore it out.  One of the Wraith's noticed and said: "Hey I love sprinkles!". Evil-Wraith then teleported to Hoffa and stole his sprinkols. But, sprinkols make Evil-Wraith eat coffee crisp

[Full_Metal_Wolf]

There was a man who was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar. There was a hot chick, she stared at the man and he ripped off her shirt, people stared, then Wraithlike comes in. Upon seeing the woman, he nonchalantly cooed, "Hey, babycakes". He then viciously started to eat the dead skin on the inside of his cheek.  Lost in nervousness and sweating with anxiety after exposing his embarrassing tick, he slowly woke from this dream.

He found himself sleeping in the back seat of a car, which is about to explode from a kilo of C4 hooked to the steering wheel, the timer was only on a few seconds away from 1:30 hours, so he pulled his lightsabre and hacked the roof off of the car, and jumped out using his jedi force powers, because he doesn't know how to diffuse a bomb, then he right justified the screen, just as he pulled his catatonic mother out of the car as well. He thenceforth began to re-justify the paragraph. Upon finishing, he looked to the car then ducked just as it exploded.  He turned again to see a giant watermelon the size of his house in the car's place. Henceforth, China declared war on Wraithlike. Just then, Wraithlike flew by and landed in front of the stunned man, using his soldat jet-boots.  After staring at each other for quite ome time, Wraithlike bellowed, "WE MEET AGAIN, EVIL TWIN OF MINE! Today, we decide who shall live... and who shall not." Immediately, Evil-Wraith
punched Sadist in the face, who wondered what the hell is going on.

Then, after burrowing his way out from under the Meadowlands Arena (allegedly), Jimmy Hoffa decided to eat the brain of Bill cosby. Willingly, Bill agreed.  Jimmy put sprinkles on it after he tore it out.  One of the Wraith's noticed and said: "Hey I love sprinkles!". Evil-Wraith then teleported to Hoffa and stole his sprinkols. But, sprinkols make Evil-Wraith eat coffee crisp and he shrunk to the size of a mouse

[echo_trail]

There was a man who was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar. There was a hot chick, she stared at the man and he ripped off her shirt, people stared, then Wraithlike comes in. Upon seeing the woman, he nonchalantly cooed, "Hey, babycakes". He then viciously started to eat the dead skin on the inside of his cheek. Lost in nervousness and sweating with anxiety after exposing his embarrassing tick, he slowly woke from this dream.

He found himself sleeping in the back seat of a car, which is about to explode from a kilo of C4 hooked to the steering wheel, the timer was only on a few seconds away from 1:30 hours, so he pulled his lightsabre and hacked the roof off of the car, and jumped out using his jedi force powers, because he doesn't know how to diffuse a bomb, then he right justified the screen, just as he pulled his catatonic mother out of the car as well. He thenceforth began to re-justify the paragraph. Upon finishing, he looked to the car then ducked just as it exploded. He turned again to see a giant watermelon the size of his house in the car's place. Henceforth, China declared war on Wraithlike. Just then, Wraithlike flew by and landed in front of the stunned man, using his soldat jet-boots. After staring at each other for quite ome time, Wraithlike bellowed, "WE MEET AGAIN, EVIL TWIN OF MINE! Today, we decide who shall live... and who shall not." Immediately, Evil-Wraith
punched Sadist in the face, who wondered what the hell is going on.

Then, after burrowing his way out from under the Meadowlands Arena (allegedly), Jimmy Hoffa decided to eat the brain of Bill cosby. Willingly, Bill agreed. Jimmy put sprinkles on it after he tore it out. One of the Wraith's noticed and said: "Hey I love sprinkles!". Evil-Wraith then teleported to Hoffa and stole his sprinkols. But, sprinkols make Evil-Wraith eat coffee crisp and he shrunk to the size of a mouse and ate himself..

[Full_Metal_Wolf]

There was a man who was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar. There was a hot chick, she stared at the man and he ripped off her shirt, people stared, then Wraithlike comes in. Upon seeing the woman, he nonchalantly cooed, "Hey, babycakes". He then viciously started to eat the dead skin on the inside of his cheek. Lost in nervousness and sweating with anxiety after exposing his embarrassing tick, he slowly woke from this dream.

He found himself sleeping in the back seat of a car, which is about to explode from a kilo of C4 hooked to the steering wheel, the timer was only on a few seconds away from 1:30 hours, so he pulled his lightsabre and hacked the roof off of the car, and jumped out using his jedi force powers, because he doesn't know how to diffuse a bomb, then he right justified the screen, just as he pulled his catatonic mother out of the car as well. He thenceforth began to re-justify the paragraph. Upon finishing, he looked to the car then ducked just as it exploded. He turned again to see a giant watermelon the size of his house in the car's place. Henceforth, China declared war on Wraithlike. Just then, Wraithlike flew by and landed in front of the stunned man, using his soldat jet-boots. After staring at each other for quite ome time, Wraithlike bellowed, "WE MEET AGAIN, EVIL TWIN OF MINE! Today, we decide who shall live... and who shall not." Immediately, Evil-Wraith
punched Sadist in the face, who wondered what the hell is going on.

Then, after burrowing his way out from under the Meadowlands Arena (allegedly), Jimmy Hoffa decided to eat the brain of Bill cosby. Willingly, Bill agreed. Jimmy put sprinkles on it after he tore it out. One of the Wraith's noticed and said: "Hey I love sprinkles!". Evil-Wraith then teleported to Hoffa and stole his sprinkols. But, sprinkols make Evil-Wraith eat coffee crisp and he shrunk to the size of a mouse and ate himself.He then decided to throw himself up,which he did,and his legs dissolved,leaving him a hand-walking torso.

[Jayclt.]

 There was a man who was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar. There was a hot chick, she stared at the man and he ripped off her shirt, people stared, then Wraithlike comes in. Upon seeing the woman, he nonchalantly cooed, "Hey, babycakes". He then viciously started to eat the dead skin on the inside of his cheek. Lost in nervousness and sweating with anxiety after exposing his embarrassing tick, he slowly woke from this dream.

He found himself sleeping in the back seat of a car, which is about to explode from a kilo of C4 hooked to the steering wheel, the timer was only on a few seconds away from 1:30 hours, so he pulled his lightsabre and hacked the roof off of the car, and jumped out using his jedi force powers, because he doesn't know how to diffuse a bomb, then he right justified the screen, just as he pulled his catatonic mother out of the car as well. He thenceforth began to re-justify the paragraph. Upon finishing, he looked to the car then ducked just as it exploded. He turned again to see a giant watermelon the size of his house in the car's place. Henceforth, China declared war on Wraithlike. Just then, Wraithlike flew by and landed in front of the stunned man, using his soldat jet-boots. After staring at each other for quite ome time, Wraithlike bellowed, "WE MEET AGAIN, EVIL TWIN OF MINE! Today, we decide who shall live... and who shall not." Immediately, Evil-Wraith
punched Sadist in the face, who wondered what the hell is going on.

Then, after burrowing his way out from under the Meadowlands Arena (allegedly), Jimmy Hoffa decided to eat the brain of Bill cosby. Willingly, Bill agreed. Jimmy put sprinkles on it after he tore it out. One of the Wraith's noticed and said: "Hey I love sprinkles!". Evil-Wraith then teleported to Hoffa and stole his sprinkols. But, sprinkols make Evil-Wraith eat coffee crisp and he shrunk to the size of a mouse and ate himself.He then decided to throw himself up,which he did,and his legs dissolved,leaving him a hand-walking torso. Suddenly, he put on his wizard robes and hat and

[Dascoo]

There was a man who was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar. There was a hot chick, she stared at the man and he ripped off her shirt, people stared, then Wraithlike comes in. Upon seeing the woman, he nonchalantly cooed, "Hey, babycakes". He then viciously started to eat the dead skin on the inside of his cheek. Lost in nervousness and sweating with anxiety after exposing his embarrassing tick, he slowly woke from this dream.

He found himself sleeping in the back seat of a car, which is about to explode from a kilo of C4 hooked to the steering wheel, the timer was only on a few seconds away from 1:30 hours, so he pulled his lightsabre and hacked the roof off of the car, and jumped out using his jedi force powers, because he doesn't know how to diffuse a bomb, then he right justified the screen, just as he pulled his catatonic mother out of the car as well. He thenceforth began to re-justify the paragraph. Upon finishing, he looked to the car then ducked just as it exploded. He turned again to see a giant watermelon the size of his house in the car's place. Henceforth, China declared war on Wraithlike. Just then, Wraithlike flew by and landed in front of the stunned man, using his soldat jet-boots. After staring at each other for quite ome time, Wraithlike bellowed, "WE MEET AGAIN, EVIL TWIN OF MINE! Today, we decide who shall live... and who shall not." Immediately, Evil-Wraith
punched Sadist in the face, who wondered what the hell is going on.

Then, after burrowing his way out from under the Meadowlands Arena (allegedly), Jimmy Hoffa decided to eat the brain of Bill cosby. Willingly, Bill agreed. Jimmy put sprinkles on it after he tore it out. One of the Wraith's noticed and said: "Hey I love sprinkles!". Evil-Wraith then teleported to Hoffa and stole his sprinkols. But, sprinkols make Evil-Wraith eat coffee crisp and he shrunk to the size of a mouse and ate himself.He then decided to throw himself up,which he did,and his legs dissolved,leaving him a hand-walking torso. Suddenly, he put on his wizard robes and hat and created a singulairty in timespace

[Brock]

There was a man who was short, fat and stupid, he walked into a bar. There was a hot chick, she stared at the man and he ripped off her shirt, people stared, then Wraithlike comes in. Upon seeing the woman, he nonchalantly cooed, "Hey, babycakes". He then viciously started to eat the dead skin on the inside of his cheek. Lost in nervousness and sweating with anxiety after exposing his embarrassing tick, he slowly woke from this dream.

He found himself sleeping in the back seat of a car, which is about to explode from a kilo of C4 hooked to the steering wheel, the timer was only on a few seconds away from 1:30 hours, so he pulled his lightsabre and hacked the roof off of the car, and jumped out using his jedi force powers, because he doesn't know how to diffuse a bomb, then he right justified the screen, just as he pulled his catatonic mother out of the car as well. He thenceforth began to re-justify the paragraph. Upon finishing, he looked to the car then ducked just as it exploded. He turned again to see a giant watermelon the size of his house in the car's place. Henceforth, China declared war on Wraithlike. Just then, Wraithlike flew by and landed in front of the stunned man, using his soldat jet-boots. After staring at each other for quite ome time, Wraithlike bellowed, "WE MEET AGAIN, EVIL TWIN OF MINE! Today, we decide who shall live... and who shall not." Immediately, Evil-Wraith
punched Sadist in the face, who wondered what the hell is going on.

Then, after burrowing his way out from under the Meadowlands Arena (allegedly), Jimmy Hoffa decided to eat the brain of Bill cosby. Willingly, Bill agreed. Jimmy put sprinkles on it after he tore it out. One of the Wraith's noticed and said: "Hey I love sprinkles!". Evil-Wraith then teleported to Hoffa and stole his sprinkols. But, sprinkols make Evil-Wraith eat coffee crisp and he shrunk to the size of a mouse and ate himself.He then decided to throw himself up,which he did,and his legs dissolved,leaving him a hand-walking torso. Suddenly, he put on his wizard robes and hat and created a singulairty in timespace, which transported Good Wraith and Evil Wraith to China: right in front of a military base per chance.  The Chinese guys then proceded to shout (in chinese) "There he is, fire Z missles!"  Good Wraith then proceded to