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It's a Major(1) pain in the ass.
« on: October 22, 2006, 12:44:18 am »
Today, i saw someone who was named Major(1). This was odd, because there was no other Major on the server. Also, he had changed everything else- shirt, hair, pants and chain- But left his name as Major(1). He didn't say a word, and always used a barret/minigun, and continually screwed up. My conclusion: People leave their name as Major, just to get a rise out of people.

Has anyone else noticed this?

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Re: It's a Major(1) pain in the ass.
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2006, 04:02:17 am »
Good to hear, man.

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Re: It's a Major(1) pain in the ass.
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2006, 04:38:31 am »
I had a nick Major(666)  just for fun and some people were like WTF and all . Some guy started calling me The Doombringer XD

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Re: It's a Major(1) pain in the ass.
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2006, 04:43:49 am »
I...HATE...MAJORS...

I agree with this guy. I see guys called "Major" sometimes on servers, and I know that alot of times they use a Minigun.

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Re: It's a Major(1) pain in the ass.
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2006, 05:46:39 am »
I...HATE...MAJORS...

I agree with this guy. I see guys called "Major" sometimes on servers, and I know that alot of times they use a Minigun.
and standing in one place and shooting guys cuz they dont no how to move lol
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Re: It's a Major(1) pain in the ass.
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2006, 06:37:34 am »
and standing in one place and shooting guys cuz they dont no how to move lol

Correction: they probably know how to move, they just can't coordinate the shooting and moving at the same time since they haven't played for that long.

And I don't think Majors are that annoying. Most of them are just like any other player.

Offline Ajnin Ezakimak

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Re: It's a Major(1) pain in the ass.
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2006, 07:15:55 am »
Majors aren't too frustrating.  Think of them as free kills, and players that can learn more.
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Re: It's a Major(1) pain in the ass.
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2006, 10:49:14 am »
If theres a Major(1) but no original major, it goes like this:

Soldat Server has 0 people in it (example)
Major has joined the game.
Major has joined the game.
<Two majors are in the game, eldest one is labeled Major(1).>
Major has left the game.
<Major(1) is still in the game, his name is unmodified until he leaves the server>

People aren't doing it to actually piss people off. They just forget to change their name, or just cant come up with a good one. But I have seen various names reflecting Major:

"Major SUCKS!!"
"Major(73258927)"
"The funnily named major"
"Minor"
"Better than Major"
"Ownage of Major"
"major major major major major"
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Re: It's a Major(1) pain in the ass.
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2006, 07:20:47 am »
^^ Is true, but this guy JOINED at Major (1). There was no Major before he joined.

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Re: It's a Major(1) pain in the ass.
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2006, 07:47:35 am »
He probably had it like that intentionally.  I.E., his alias really is Major(1)
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Re: It's a Major(1) pain in the ass.
« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2006, 01:57:02 am »
Read my first post: that was my point.

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Re: It's a Major(1) pain in the ass.
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2006, 03:40:26 am »
Major is funny name i think.Well I like to Go bublics With Named by Major(1)

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Re: It's a Major(1) pain in the ass.
« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2006, 09:30:07 am »
You know what's funny? When you meet a Major, and he's really good, as in pwns you repetadly, now thats funny....

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Re: It's a Major(1) pain in the ass.
« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2006, 12:10:24 pm »
I did that once. Or in other Multiplayer games I act like a n00b and then later act amazing and kill everyone. I've seen majors that pwn.

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Re: It's a Major(1) pain in the ass.
« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2006, 12:13:32 pm »
Yeah, I sometimes go into servers as a Major and just kinda stand around with a minigun.

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Re: It's a Major(1) pain in the ass.
« Reply #15 on: October 28, 2006, 12:41:05 pm »
I was major (1337) and owned these idiots so much, oh the hilarity, they were pissed off so much.

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Re: It's a Major(1) pain in the ass.
« Reply #16 on: November 03, 2006, 05:40:12 pm »
My favorite was a Major (9). It was on purpose, though :(

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Re: It's a Major(1) pain in the ass.
« Reply #17 on: November 10, 2006, 12:56:09 am »
on a old server with 32 people, i saw 8 consecutive majors. the funny thing was the major (7) actually got 2 lucky barret shots that killed me. i just about died laughing in retrospect (anyone on here who knows that word deserves a cookie.)
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Re: It's a Major(1) pain in the ass.
« Reply #18 on: November 10, 2006, 01:03:35 am »
I get a cookie. We the people/players of Soldat are not neccisarily dumb, nerdy,geeky, Polish, or  fat people o_O and a lot of people name themselves as Major any of you heard of kzya?


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Re: It's a Major(1) pain in the ass.
« Reply #19 on: November 10, 2006, 02:01:19 am »
I like majors, they are good target practice to me, i usually single them out and kill them as much as possible

But remember, we were all majors at one point and time, even if you changed yoru name before you played.
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