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I helped a man eat his own head. jk, but I did almost paralyze someone. I was in 7th grade, and back then I was a brown belt in karate. We were out on the front portion of the school, outside. Sittin', having fun, eating pizza... And well, I had a coke sitting right next to me, and a peice of pizza in my lap. A dude that had been having problems with me came over, and kicked my coke onto my new shirt and pants. I was soaked, angry, and I said "Oh.. **** no you just didn't do that!" So, I ran up behind him, grabbed him on the back of his head, and took him to the ground, while I was still in the air. He started to get up and run away, but I jumped up and kicked him so hard between the shoulders that I heard something pop. He was out of school for about 3 weeks, but he deserved it. Many other things have happened like this... Such as...Today! I was walking through my high school hallways, when a junior and a senior, both bigger than me came up to me, and started to try to get my very expensive watch and all the money out of my wallet. I have about $30 with me most of the time. Now, they were trying to get me to the ground, and I said "Don't you idiots ever..." I spun around hitting the senior in the face with my bag full of books, "LEARN?!" I drove my elbow hard into the junior's neck, he went down, I stomped him for good measure, and walked off. I heard applause and people getting made fun of back there. That made my day.
Quote from: That One Guy on October 23, 2006, 03:00:25 pmI helped a man eat his own head. jk, but I did almost paralyze someone. I was in 7th grade, and back then I was a brown belt in karate. We were out on the front portion of the school, outside. Sittin', having fun, eating pizza... And well, I had a coke sitting right next to me, and a peice of pizza in my lap. A dude that had been having problems with me came over, and kicked my coke onto my new shirt and pants. I was soaked, angry, and I said "Oh.. **** no you just didn't do that!" So, I ran up behind him, grabbed him on the back of his head, and took him to the ground, while I was still in the air. He started to get up and run away, but I jumped up and kicked him so hard between the shoulders that I heard something pop. He was out of school for about 3 weeks, but he deserved it. Many other things have happened like this... Such as...Today! I was walking through my high school hallways, when a junior and a senior, both bigger than me came up to me, and started to try to get my very expensive watch and all the money out of my wallet. I have about $30 with me most of the time. Now, they were trying to get me to the ground, and I said "Don't you idiots ever..." I spun around hitting the senior in the face with my bag full of books, "LEARN?!" I drove my elbow hard into the junior's neck, he went down, I stomped him for good measure, and walked off. I heard applause and people getting made fun of back there. That made my day.Sounds like an action movie.
Quote from: † on April 14, 2008, 01:25:20 pmTo sum up my point: We had a multipage debate about toilet padding. (Putting TP in the water so you don't get splashed.)And we still don't know if dead guys can keep a stiffy.
To sum up my point: We had a multipage debate about toilet padding. (Putting TP in the water so you don't get splashed.)
If it's just clothing burns, being lit on fire isn't too bad, I didn't even notice one time until someone pointed it out to me.
I spray axe in my friends' eyes all the time. I spray it in one guy's eyes, he collapses to the floor, the other starts laughing so I spray him. Double kill.
Quote from: jrgp on September 30, 2010, 03:36:50 pmOnly anime shows I've felt any interest in over the years are Pokemon (original TV series) and various hentai.so clearly jgrp is a goddamn anime connoisseur. his opinion might as well be law here.
Only anime shows I've felt any interest in over the years are Pokemon (original TV series) and various hentai.
Best Admin: jrgp, he's like the forum mom and a pet dog rolled into one.
When I was younger and more naive, I walked up to a girl I knew and asked her, "Do you ever brush your hair?"Coincidentally, she had a crush on me at the time. You can imagine how much that magnified the pain she was feeling.
I bet you guys can't even do one push up