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Offline Camping_carl

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Worst pain you have gave to someone?
« on: October 23, 2006, 07:25:58 am »
Well i have quite a list

I think one of the worst was when i bashed my sisters head in with my telescope!
the retard broke it anyways..

i broke my buddys arm

I helped cut someones wrists :D he thought i was kidding but i was ALL into that.. cause it was him not me ^_^

i shocked someone with a taser even when he was down I KEPT on shocking him hahaha i wanted to shock his PECKER :D

I kicked a girl in the vagina well I dont know how deep my foot whent but i know it hurt badly ^_^ she am crying lol! tis the season!

i dropped my xbox on my buddys foot and broke his toe! HAHAHA

i put HOT PEPPER SAUCE in my water gun and shot it in my sisters boyfriends eye hahaha that was  a classic

i pushed this dude i didnt like into a fire ant hill that was awesome he was screaming And pulling his clothes off hahahaa i was LIKE THANK YOU LITTLE ANTS

i beat up a retard with a stick !~ A BIG STICK!!!

i threw a mirror at my best friend and the glass went threw his arms haha

anyways thats just a few

Iv shot people on convoys but that is not a pain that was instant death.
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Re: Worst pain you have gave to someone?
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2006, 07:29:35 am »
Well it just shows what kind of upbringing army people have :D haha...anyways I think most of mine are paintball and punching...but Im not really a fighter anymore.

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Re: Worst pain you have gave to someone?
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2006, 08:31:59 am »
This guy in my old school was pestering me while I was eating my lunch indoors one time. He was insulting me and my friends and family, and then he tryed to grab my lunch but I kept hold of it. Then he tried to hit me in the head but I moved out of the way. Then I ran up a set of stairs away from him and he followed me up, so I turned round and kicked him with my shoe in his face =o He fell down the stairs backwards and dislocated his hand when he fell on it. He had to go see matron and wasn't in school for a week or two. I think that's probably the worst.

Although I did hit this girl in the eye with a paper aeroplane once. Of course it was an accident xD Her eye was fine though, but it was probably painful.

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Re: Worst pain you have gave to someone?
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2006, 09:09:33 am »
that will be coming in the next few days panzer cat wagon man . com
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Re: Worst pain you have gave to someone?
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2006, 11:12:05 am »
i broke and badly bruised my freinds 2fingers with a spinkick..
i punched my friend a blooded nose, it kept bleeding for an hour or something, we thought it was broken

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Re: Worst pain you have gave to someone?
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2006, 11:45:31 am »
Making me read through this thread has given me the worst headache ever.
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Re: Worst pain you have gave to someone?
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2006, 12:16:53 pm »
I sprayed axe(bodyspray) in one of my friends eyes. Some of you might know him, he used to be vernonjr on here. It was hilarious.
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Re: Worst pain you have gave to someone?
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2006, 01:33:07 pm »
Smashed one guy (my ex-bully for 3 years) with a hockey stick. And i smashed him Reeeally hard, the stick actually went through his head. I was lucky that he didnt die, otherwise i might have been sitting in jail! xD

(He did F***ing deserve it tho.)

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Re: Worst pain you have gave to someone?
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2006, 01:36:41 pm »
I'm not sure; either smashing somebody's head into a wall or hitting them repeatedly with a text book.

3rd grade sucked.

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Re: Worst pain you have gave to someone?
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2006, 02:11:17 pm »
I threw a 1 foot long metal Tonka Truck at my little brother's forhead when I was five.

He has a scar now. :P
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Re: Worst pain you have gave to someone?
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2006, 02:18:10 pm »
Um of the recent things, I broke my friend's arm cause he was talking shit.

I spray axe in my friends' eyes all the time. I spray it in one guy's eyes, he collapses to the floor, the other starts laughing so I spray him. Double kill.

I punch people in the ass really hard, and I guess I punch them in some kind of a  nerve or muscle cause their leg just collapses and they can't walk for few minutes.

I do these things all the time, it's fun.
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Re: Worst pain you have gave to someone?
« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2006, 02:19:27 pm »
Well i have quite a list

I think one of the worst was when i bashed my sisters head in with my telescope!
the retard broke it anyways..

i broke my buddys arm

I helped cut someones wrists :D he thought i was kidding but i was ALL into that.. cause it was him not me ^_^

i shocked someone with a taser even when he was down I KEPT on shocking him hahaha i wanted to shock his PECKER :D

I kicked a girl in the vagina well I dont know how deep my foot whent but i know it hurt badly ^_^ she am crying lol! tis the season!

i dropped my xbox on my buddys foot and broke his toe! HAHAHA

i put HOT PEPPER SAUCE in my water gun and shot it in my sisters boyfriends eye hahaha that was  a classic

i pushed this dude i didnt like into a fire ant hill that was awesome he was screaming And pulling his clothes off hahahaa i was LIKE THANK YOU LITTLE ANTS

i beat up a retard with a stick !~ A BIG STICK!!!

i threw a mirror at my best friend and the glass went threw his arms haha

anyways thats just a few

Iv shot people on convoys but that is not a pain that was instant death.
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Re: Worst pain you have gave to someone?
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2006, 02:27:45 pm »
I kick my friend in the shin for stealing a fry.

Funny though cus he's a ginger and he's supposed to hold more pain.....but he fucking get's hurt over the stupidest things.

O yeah...um I'm not the guy that hurts people.

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Re: Worst pain you have gave to someone?
« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2006, 02:34:06 pm »
being a ginger actually makes you more susceptable to pain afaik.  the gene is even tied to the one that gives you 'fair' skin (something I have), which makes your skin very sensitive, especially to sunlight.

as for the topic, i've once knocked a friend out by accident when i was in the middle school band.  i turned around with my tenor sax too fast and he was kneeling beside me, the bell-end hit him in the back of the head and he just fell onto the floor and stopped moving.  scared the **** out of me when it happened.
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Re: Worst pain you have gave to someone?
« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2006, 02:37:45 pm »
AUGH, THE SUN!  HISSSSSSSS!!

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Re: Worst pain you have gave to someone?
« Reply #15 on: October 23, 2006, 02:41:22 pm »
Pff it's not like I have to avoid the sun.  a lot of irish & scandinavian people have it, cos it's a good thing to have when you live in a gray climate.  i'm just too pure to live here :(

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Re: Worst pain you have gave to someone?
« Reply #16 on: October 23, 2006, 02:41:40 pm »
the only time i hurt someone was when I was like 5 and I was at this new school and during the break I was with some other kids, sitting on the floor and this faggot kept running around us and stepping on our stuff, so i put my foot out and he flew and scraped his face, and i was really sorry because I just wanted him to trip :( and since then I've never been mean again

except with my sister

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Re: Worst pain you have gave to someone?
« Reply #17 on: October 23, 2006, 02:43:49 pm »
being a ginger actually makes you more susceptable to pain afaik.  the gene is even tied to the one that gives you 'fair' skin (something I have), which makes your skin very sensitive, especially to sunlight.

as for the topic, i've once knocked a friend out by accident when i was in the middle school band.  i turned around with my tenor sax too fast and he was kneeling beside me, the bell-end hit him in the back of the head and he just fell onto the floor and stopped moving.  scared the **** out of me when it happened.

O.........o.

He still deserved it, because those were my salty salty fries.

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Re: Worst pain you have gave to someone?
« Reply #18 on: October 23, 2006, 03:00:25 pm »
I helped a man eat his own head.  ::)

jk, but I did almost paralyze someone. I was in 7th grade, and back then I was a brown belt in karate. We were out on the front portion of the school, outside. Sittin', having fun, eating pizza... And well, I had a coke sitting right next to me, and a peice of pizza in my lap. A dude that had been having problems with me came over, and kicked my coke onto my new shirt and pants. I was soaked, angry, and I said "Oh.. FUCK no you just didn't do that!" So, I ran up behind him, grabbed him on the back of his head, and took him to the ground, while I was still in the air. He started to get up and run away, but I jumped up and kicked him so hard between the shoulders that I heard something pop. He was out of school for about 3 weeks, but he deserved it. Many other things have happened like this... Such as...

Today! I was walking through my high school hallways, when a junior and a senior, both bigger than me came up to me, and started to try to get my very expensive watch and all the money out of my wallet. I have about $30 with me most of the time. Now, they were trying to get me to the ground, and I said "Don't you idiots ever..." I spun around hitting the senior in the face with my bag full of books, "LEARN?!" I drove my elbow hard into the junior's neck, he went down, I stomped him for good measure, and walked off. I heard applause and people getting made fun of back there. That made my day.

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Re: Worst pain you have gave to someone?
« Reply #19 on: October 23, 2006, 03:08:01 pm »
I once accidentally lit someone on fire......No explanation....THey lived though  :D