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I bet you guys can't even do one push up
Quote from: Krillious on October 24, 2006, 12:30:45 amI bet you guys can't even do one push upI can only do two With my sister and my dad on my back!!!
Quote from: karmazon on October 24, 2006, 12:39:14 amQuote from: Krillious on October 24, 2006, 12:30:45 amI bet you guys can't even do one push upI can only do two With my sister and my dad on my back!!!Anorexic? Did I spell that right?
Quote from: jrgp on September 30, 2010, 03:36:50 pmOnly anime shows I've felt any interest in over the years are Pokemon (original TV series) and various hentai.so clearly jgrp is a goddamn anime connoisseur. his opinion might as well be law here.
Only anime shows I've felt any interest in over the years are Pokemon (original TV series) and various hentai.
Best Admin: jrgp, he's like the forum mom and a pet dog rolled into one.
While playing with my youngest sister, she tried to give me a kiss but ended up squelching my private area with her hands
Quote from: Unlucky XIII on October 24, 2006, 04:49:28 amWhile playing with my youngest sister, she tried to give me a kiss but ended up squelching my private area with her handsLittle kids can't seem to stay away from my crotch. I think it emits some kind of powerful tractor beam.
jk, but I did almost paralyze someone. I was in 7th grade, and back then I was a brown belt in karate. We were out on the front portion of the school, outside. Sittin', having fun, eating pizza... And well, I had a coke sitting right next to me, and a peice of pizza in my lap. A dude that had been having problems with me came over, and kicked my coke onto my new shirt and pants. I was soaked, angry, and I said "Oh.. **** no you just didn't do that!" So, I ran up behind him, grabbed him on the back of his head, and took him to the ground, while I was still in the air. He started to get up and run away, but I jumped up and kicked him so hard between the shoulders that I heard something pop. He was out of school for about 3 weeks, but he deserved it. Many other things have happened like this... Such as...
Let's see...When I was in middle school I punched my friend in the chest so hard he almost passed out..guess that's not too bad. Of course, I also stabbed the guy in that little fleshy part between your fingers wth a pencil..on accident of course.Umm..nearly broke my friends back when we were wrestling/fighting. Got him in a headlock, put my knee at his lower back, and then dropped him like a sack of potatoes..Stabbed my buddy in the hand with a brand new knife one day when he went to grab at it without my knowing.That's pretty much it..I should stay away from sharp things.
Swung a hammer at my brother, and hit that same brother with a big book in the head. Beat up a few kids on the playground. I used to be a violent angry kid, but around middle school I turned the angry inward and just got really depressed. So now I stay away from physical violence much as I can since I know I have the potential to go insane with rage.
Quote from: † on October 24, 2006, 11:01:44 pmSwung a hammer at my brother, and hit that same brother with a big book in the head. Beat up a few kids on the playground. I used to be a violent angry kid, but around middle school I turned the angry inward and just got really depressed. So now I stay away from physical violence much as I can since I know I have the potential to go insane with rage.That avatar of yours doesn't say much for staying away from violent stuff....