Through the contemporaneous and inveterated laser-eye surgery precision and efficiency of the numerous moderators who took it upon themselves to watch his attemptively insultive obstructive behavior and general delinquency while occasionally rendering some of his posts unviewable (for the sheer safety of the general public), it is from their unified and solicitous opinion - after having each warned Mr XYZ on numerous occasions for his bad behavior - that I hereby decree this 3 day ban.[/font]
