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Offline ultraman

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My clan tryout
« on: October 31, 2006, 05:13:01 am »
Just like to people know I tryied out for -:AimLords:- and failed miserably, mainly because the leader (and the rest of the clan) was a barrettard, not that theres anything wrong with that. And I'm an auto/ruger fan, so...For some reason my bullets didn't seem to bink him either, I'm not accussing him of hacking, it was just wierd...Anyway, I failed, gonna go practice now!

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Re: My clan tryout
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2006, 05:30:09 am »
Pretty cool stuff you told me
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Re: My clan tryout
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2006, 05:50:02 am »
And how is this of any interrest to anyone? This should go in 'soldat moments', I suppose...
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Re: My clan tryout
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2006, 06:25:30 am »
noo he shouldnt ECHO

he did a good job and it is beyond Soldat moments...
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Re: My clan tryout
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2006, 06:37:32 am »
Oh Carl, you know you can talk me into just about anything, you silly cooz ;)

Right, a good job it was. It wasn't sufficient, but still a nice 'go for it'. Good Job, even though you failed horribly! SOldat's about fun, we all know that, so who cares whether you reached you goal, regardless of what it was, 'cause you still had fun. Not only that, now we can all have great fun on your expence. Everybody, laugh along with carl and I: Ha! Haha! Hahaha!..

You feel the rythm now? Go ahead, Obiwan, Laugh your heart out!
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Re: My clan tryout
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2006, 06:44:32 am »
Yeah, I thought the mods would call this useless, dare I say spam, if it was in Soldat moments and nobody seems to care about my posts in anywhere other than the lounge...

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Re: My clan tryout
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2006, 06:53:39 am »
What? You didn't own them? This is soldat you're talking about?

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Re: My clan tryout
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2006, 07:41:02 am »
maybe ultra man didnt feel like trying ya know he gets tired too

sometimes
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Re: My clan tryout
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2006, 07:51:37 am »
No, there was one, and he was a barrettard, and I didn't own him, he owned me. As I said, I was binking him heaps but he was still shooting strait...

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Re: My clan tryout
« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2006, 07:52:57 am »
Did you record the game?

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Re: My clan tryout
« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2006, 08:00:04 am »
YES did you record it.. because we can judge you and tell you what you did Right and what you did wrong. :)
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Re: My clan tryout
« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2006, 08:01:05 am »
Geez, CC. Did you kill someone? You seem so happy today..
Wait, you're not back from Iraq, are ya?
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Re: My clan tryout
« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2006, 08:07:01 am »
No sorry :/ I didn't record, but the game was along the lines of:

Me run towards him, spraying Mp5 shots at him, quite a few hit. I think "he's screwed now cos I've binked the shit out of him" Then he shoots his Barret, knocks my head clean off. Repeat. I change weapons a few times, we throw grenades, mine don't seem to hurt him, he ends up with about 15 kills and I have 3, repeat for 3 different maps, and there you have it.

In short, he raped me.

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Re: My clan tryout
« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2006, 08:22:57 am »
This really is in the wrong section, however if it hasn't been locked yet Imay as well post my opinion.
The best thing in my time playing Soldat (although I don't play that much anymore, maybe 3 hours a week) that I've found to use against one-shot-killers, is to try and bink while trying tohit them with a grenade. Auto's cause bink, bink causes the player to miss, and when they miss, throw a grenade and hope to god it blows them away. This is my tactic at least (on close-ish ranged maps).
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Offline Camping_carl

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Re: My clan tryout
« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2006, 09:28:15 am »
i think you did the right thing not changing to the barret to even the score and keep trying with your autos / ruger.. i admire a brave soul like you and think you should have full administraitor rights to this forum
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Re: My clan tryout
« Reply #15 on: October 31, 2006, 09:30:08 am »
It's silly to join a clan which does 1v1's for a tryout anyway. It's ctf skills which matter, and not how you can camp/run away/whore medikits/spawnkill on DM maps.

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Re: My clan tryout
« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2006, 09:39:43 am »
DEMONIC whats wrong with you trying to kill the poor boys self asteem!!

he did good and im proud of him YES 1 on 1 shows your killing ability too! though...

But they should run many types of tests...

Like the speed test how to get from POINT A to POINT B in the quickest amount of time>~ :) while under heavy fire ^_^
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Re: My clan tryout
« Reply #17 on: October 31, 2006, 11:50:47 am »
C'mon people. The best way to learn some skills is by playing in random servers. You know, you get enemies with various skills and styles.
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Re: My clan tryout
« Reply #18 on: October 31, 2006, 01:27:02 pm »
Hey I just woke up. Moved.
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Re: My clan tryout
« Reply #19 on: October 31, 2006, 02:10:42 pm »
C'mon people. The best way to learn some skills is by playing in random servers. You know, you get enemies with various skills and styles.

Precisely why it's bad. After a while publics and random servers provide as much of a challange as a mere botmatch. If you want to get good, as in real good, play gathers and most importantly, clan wars. Often.