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Offline karmazon

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10 things you want to do before you die.
« on: November 08, 2006, 02:38:55 am »
1. Participate in a revolution
2. Hit 250lbs at 10% bf
3. Visit Middle East
4. Get into at least 300 fights
5. Sail all the oceans
6. Be homeless for few weeks(or months)
7. Be able to flip a car
8. 10 tiger pushups :D
9. Build a house
10. Be a worldwide expert on bodylanguage
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Re: 10 things you want to do before you die.
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2006, 02:46:52 am »
i can already predict what milkman dan is gonna say
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Re: 10 things you want to do before you die.
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2006, 02:47:39 am »
1. Build a house.
2. Visit all continents.
3. Play GMOD10.
4. Make a cake.
5. Turn into a bird.
6. Turn back to human.
7. Blow up Pentagon.
8. ...but first steal their PC's (whaha).
9. Do 5 headshots with one shot in CS.
10. Watch other people post here.
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Re: 10 things you want to do before you die.
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2006, 02:52:02 am »
1. Report Foley to the authorities.
2. Visit Spain and Japan.
3. Eat a candy apple.
4. Learn how to make games with Java.
5. Learn how to map for games like Unreal Tournament and CS.
6. Get my Maple Story char to lvl 120.
7. Play on Jeopardy!
8. Get a Ph.D.
9. Learn how to golf.
10. Get a better computer/computer accessories.

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Re: 10 things you want to do before you die.
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2006, 03:10:18 am »
1. Experience the lovely touch of a woman (prostitution, rape, etc)
2. Go to Canada (bacon, maple syrup, etc)
3. Have a long good breakfast (blue berry pancakes, chocolate pancakes, butter pancakes, bacon, sausages, syrup,grits,milk, chocolate milk,Orange Juice,Grape Juice,Ham,butter,toast,jelly,eggs,etc)
4.Go on a crazy killing spree within the mile radius  with my butter knife.
5. Use my water gun to stick up people while they're going taking cash out of the ATM and spend the stolen money on candy.
6. Buy more cats
7. Necrophilia
8. Beat up that annoying fat kid at my school with a bat.
9. Become Catholic
10. Go to a Catholic Church so I can repent all the crap I just did.
I'm away.

Offline VijchtiDoodah

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Re: 10 things you want to do before you die.
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2006, 03:51:08 am »
1. Survive a zombie pandemic.
2. Become a bum for at least a month (I might let karmazon tag along as a fellow garbage scavenger...)
3. Have some lasting effect on the future.
4. Separate my mind from my body.
5. Move to a new city every time my life becomes static.
6. Write the most profound and beautiful poem ever created, but never share it with a single soul.
7. Learn as much as I can about the world around me while always knowing that I know relatively nothing.
8. Love.
9. Devote a lifetime to doing what I love.
10. Kill and, in turn, be killed.

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Re: 10 things you want to do before you die.
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2006, 04:02:20 am »
1. Live tomorrow
2. And the next day


... thats about it. I have no regrets.

Offline Milkman Dan

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Re: 10 things you want to do before you die.
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2006, 04:11:33 am »
6. Write the most profound and beautiful poem ever created, but never share it with a single soul.

I did that.

1. Kill m00`s soulmate.
2. Rape her.
3. Cut her up.
4. Cook her.
5. Eat her.
6. Call m00`.
7. Tell him.
8. Laugh.
9. Send him some frozen meat pieces.
10. Suicide.

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Re: 10 things you want to do before you die.
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2006, 04:30:12 am »
1. Take hold in some random place with peemonkey and fight off thousands of zombies.
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Offline frogboy

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Re: 10 things you want to do before you die.
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2006, 05:07:13 am »
I did that.
Oh yeah? Post it then!

Also, I think steps one and two are mixed around.

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Re: 10 things you want to do before you die.
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2006, 05:39:41 am »
1. icatch all the pokemon there is to catch
2. Prove to you all i can beat you all at super smash melee
3. Learn to play dance dance revolution like a pro
4. Have sex with hot asian chick that is really hot and small and is like really hot and end up marrying her and having awesome babys that can fight then have more sex until she dies.
5.  learn how to shoot chi blasts
6. beat final fantasy 20
7. help nintendo in succeding to kill sony
8. watch microsoft fall
9. be known world wide to be the best
10. make a movie
  my mofo made this beautiful piece of art.

Offline The Bone Collector

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Re: 10 things you want to do before you die.
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2006, 05:43:49 am »
1. Meet the girl of my dreams.

and I think I've found her ^_^
Just another soul to burn.

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Re: 10 things you want to do before you die.
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2006, 05:55:05 am »
1. Enter a pitch black maze with the person I've been stalking.
2. Fulfill my other, far more twisted fantasy.
3. etc
4. etc
5. etc
6. etc
7. etc
8. etc
9. etc
10. Kill off the ugly stupid people, resulting in great sex for all of humanity, and extending the life of the human race as well.
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Re: 10 things you want to do before you die.
« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2006, 06:51:59 am »
1. Own the internet
2. Have a 24 hour sex session with a pretty asian girl
3. Watch every episode of South Park
4. Tell Bill Gates in the face that IE sucks and should leave it to firefox.
5. Have a cool goth theme and star in a music video featured in MTV
6. Make sure EA Games fucking dies
7. Watch the all the Ranma 1/2 Episodes
8. Become Louis EX (LF2) and kill every damn person I want!
9. Get to use super-fast internet
10. Make my father understand me

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Re: 10 things you want to do before you die.
« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2006, 06:58:05 am »
1. Go into Space.....for sure, I'll actually get ****ing so pissed I'll nuke a city if I can't go into space.
2. Have kids
3. Get laid
4. Write an epic trilogy
5. Make it into a movie(s)
6. Make an anime (the best ****ing anime you've layed your eyes on)
7. Develope a game, which is easily moddable and it's entirely free
8. Be in a band
9. Extend my life for another 100 years
10. Become part of a world wide conspiracy, so important that it's awesome......rawr

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Re: 10 things you want to do before you die.
« Reply #15 on: November 08, 2006, 07:24:47 am »
1. Eat an orange with the skin
2. Conquer the world with a robot army (This will happen is shure)
3. Write a pulitzer prize winning Sci Fi novel
4. Eat an entire watermellon (including the outside)
5. number 4 of Carls  :D
6. Number 10 for mistercharles  :D
7. Conquer all of Canada and South America (to control the drug trade) if my world domination dosent work.
8. Drize a 40 year old jilopie off a cliff
9. Slay and devour 20 cows in a month
10. PARTY FOR 20 DAYS STRAIGHT
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Re: 10 things you want to do before you die.
« Reply #16 on: November 08, 2006, 07:53:59 am »
8. Get a Ph.D.

From people I know with them, it's not worth the time and money invested in the years to get it. Unless you're actually looking into a profession which absolutely requires it, you'll find companies aren't willing to hire since the degree really doesn't offer employers any more than a masters would, and they can pay less for it, too.

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Re: 10 things you want to do before you die.
« Reply #17 on: November 08, 2006, 09:02:05 am »
1. Meet the girl of my dreams.
2. Go to Canada
3. Become proficient enough at playing my electric guitar to be able to play my own songs with my band infront of at least 500 people or more.
4. Get interviewed on Friday Night With Jonathan Ross.
5. Own and ride a Ducatti-999.
6. Save someone's life.
7. Write my autobiography.
8. Understand love.
9. Devote a lifetime to doing what I love.
10. PARTY FOR 20 DAYS STRAIGHT

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Re: 10 things you want to do before you die.
« Reply #18 on: November 08, 2006, 09:51:49 am »
  • Live the ethernal independence of Catalan Countries.

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Re: 10 things you want to do before you die.
« Reply #19 on: November 08, 2006, 10:07:29 am »
9. Devote a lifetime to doing what I love.
I'm already on this one. I hope it's worth it in the end.