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Offline a-4-year-old

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Re: Trainsurfing
« Reply #20 on: November 09, 2006, 02:05:05 am »
see! you catch on quick!
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Re: Trainsurfing
« Reply #21 on: November 09, 2006, 03:25:25 am »
I didn't say that dumbass.
He could have (realistically) slammed into the opposite train's windscreen and taken out the other train operator.

He could not, because windows in european trains are ****ing strong like a bull ox.
so his blood gets splattered all over the window and he cant see, therefore cannot do his job, effectively screwing over everybody.

last time I checked trains didn't need to steer.

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Re: Trainsurfing
« Reply #22 on: November 09, 2006, 04:25:47 am »
If I knew that I was going to die I would go rob a bank and give the money to the people that I know really need it. And I would spend my last days doing what I really love , masturbating ;D

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Re: Trainsurfing
« Reply #23 on: November 09, 2006, 04:30:47 am »
I would spend my last days doing what I really love , masturbating ;D

Masturbating is perfectly harmless...

Unless your 80 with a heart condition, which means...if you crack a fat, you'll have a heart attack, and won't even get a chance to blow your load before you die...

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Re: Trainsurfing
« Reply #24 on: November 09, 2006, 04:42:55 am »
I would spend my last days doing what I really love , masturbating ;D

Masturbating is perfectly harmless...

Unless your 80 with a heart condition, which means...if you crack a fat, you'll have a heart attack, and won't even get a chance to blow your load before you die...

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Re: Trainsurfing
« Reply #25 on: November 09, 2006, 04:48:46 am »
YOU'LL GO BLIND!

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Re: Trainsurfing
« Reply #26 on: November 09, 2006, 05:24:37 am »
Let's get back on topic.

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Re: Trainsurfing
« Reply #27 on: November 09, 2006, 05:31:26 am »
YOU'LL GO BLIND!

But what if you have sex with your clone?

On topic: You can "be living" without doing that.  Although I might do that if I knew I was going to die in the near future.

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Re: Trainsurfing
« Reply #28 on: November 09, 2006, 05:39:14 am »
I didn't say that dumbass.
He could have (realistically) slammed into the opposite train's windscreen and taken out the other train operator.

He could not, because windows in european trains are ****ing strong like a bull ox.
so his blood gets splattered all over the window and he cant see, therefore cannot do his job, effectively screwing over everybody.

last time I checked trains didn't need to steer.
But the guy still need to see for safe reasons.

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Re: Trainsurfing
« Reply #29 on: November 09, 2006, 05:58:20 am »
So that train would totally not go over a road at all?

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Re: Trainsurfing
« Reply #30 on: November 09, 2006, 07:50:29 am »
He would've fell on the tracks, there are no curves in the rails over roads.

This kind of stunned me... I mean, it's hard to imagine what goes through someone's mind after he finds out he's going to die in say, two years. All your plans, all your dreams get crumbled, and you have only one chance to achieve them: by doing everything radically, as soon as possible. What you've got to lose anyway?

He was also as old as my cousin, who's like a brother to me. Those years are when you build your life as an individual: your studies near to an end, you find a final job, move in a house with your girlfriend, marry, make a family. But if you have a terminal disease, that's pretty much impossible.

Respect right goddamn there.

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Re: Trainsurfing
« Reply #31 on: November 09, 2006, 08:37:18 am »
Wow, that looked very fun! And he even got a free ride on a bullettrain.
Very creative guy I gotta say : )

Respect right goddamn there.

I second that.

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Re: Trainsurfing
« Reply #32 on: November 09, 2006, 09:06:12 am »
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last time I checked trains didn't need to steer.
How do you know when to stop the train?
If we hit the bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. -Zapp Brannigan

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Re: Trainsurfing
« Reply #33 on: November 09, 2006, 09:12:55 am »
R.I.P  And respect.

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Re: Trainsurfing
« Reply #34 on: November 09, 2006, 11:47:51 am »
If I knew that I was going to die I would go rob a bank and give the money to the people that I know really need it. And I would spend my last days doing what I really love , masturbating ;D
You are going to die. And I'm not sure if you're able to get a hard-on at such an age.